Doyle Brunson, Daniel Negreanu Spar over Who Would Win Trump-Biden Fistfight

March 25th, 2018 by Jon Sofen

Forget the potential Floyd Mayweather vs. Conor McGregor MMA fight. Americans, including poker legends Doyle Brunson and Daniel Negreanu (he’s a legal citizen), are now debating who would win a battle of fisticuffs between former Vice President Joe Biden and current US President Donald Trump.

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Daniel Negreanu and Doyle Brunson debated who would win a fight between former Vice President Joe Biden and President Donald Trump. (Image: NY Post)

Tough Guy Politicians

Biden, a potential 2020 presidential candidate, took a shot at the former reality TV star during a speech on Tuesday.

“They asked me would I like to debate this gentleman, and I said no. I said, ‘If we were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him,” the former VP said.

That comment didn’t sit well with the commander-in-tweet. So, he took to Twitter to punch back.

“Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe,” Trump posted.

Poker Legends Take Sides

UFC President Dana White isn’t likely to put Biden and Trump in the octagon, given these politicians are in their 70s and have no professional fighting experience — though it probably would crush pay-per-view records. But that isn’t stopping Poker Hall of Famers Doyle Brunson and Daniel Negreanu from debating this hypothetical fist fight.

“If Donald Trump and Joe Biden got into a fist fight, who do you think wins the fight?” Negreanu posted a poll which had over 10,000 votes, 73 percent favoring Biden, as of Friday morning.

“You gotta be kidding. Trump would hurt Joe. He is 50 lbs bigger and more athletic. Trump was a good athlete in his younger days. That doesn’t go away. Joe could win a popularity contest though,” Texas Dolly, a Trump supporter, responded.

“Joe was an athlete too and he’s not obese. Trump does zero exercise and is on the McDonalds diet. If the fight lasts longer than 30 seconds Trump fades from exhaustion. If it goes 3 minutes Trump has a heart attack,” Negreanu, liberal who admittedly hates Trump, predicted.

Doyle wasn’t ready to fold his hand. The 10-time WSOP bracelet winner, tied for second all-time behind Phil Hellmuth (14), used comments from a golf legend as the basis for his argument.

Bringing Tiger Woods into It

“Did you see what Tiger Woods said about Trump? He said he liked the way he moved and how he attacked the golf ball. Can you picture Biden even swinging a golf club?” Brunson asked.

Trump and Tiger were paired for a round of golf on Dec. 23, 2016 at Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Peach, Florida.

“What most impressed me was how far he hits the ball at 70-years-old. He takes a pretty good lash,” Tiger said following the round about the then President-elect.

“And you believe Tiger was being honest about that? You don’t think he was going to say something positive no matter what?” Negreanu responded. “If you were an Eskimo I could sell you a bag of ice if so.”

Brunson chose not to call out always-liberal Negreanu for using a term that a Canadian should know could be perceived as an ethnic slur on par with “Redskins.

So, who would win in a fight between Donald Trump and Joe Biden? No one really knows since it will never happen.

Poker players might be better off deciding who would win in a fistfight between Brunson and Negreanu. For now, though, we’ll all just have to settle for a war of tweets.

13 Responses to “Doyle Brunson, Daniel Negreanu Spar over Who Would Win Trump-Biden Fistfight”

  1. Infinity Objective says:

    Let Trump take his golf club in the proposed cage match. One premature swing and miss, and Biden all the way. 1st round take down, tap out, and hopefully the referee gets a phone call during and gets distracted from what’s happening, and “the lights go out”. Got be careful here, the USSS and all 🙂

  2. Poker Orifice says:

    Doyle KO’s Pencilneckreanu with his cane. ‘gg’

  3. _420_420_ says:

    The bone spurs though

  4. okeedokalee says:

    My wife could beat that blowhard bully Trump.

  5. albosaltenio says:

    Who does not hate Trump?, therefore who will be in favor?
    I still do not understand how there were people who voted him.
    and in an hypothetical fight between both I think that I would put my chips on the old trump, however on the other hand I would love to see someone giving him a good beating.

  6. Vorem says:

    I hope for a double knockout) but if honestly – Biden I hate more, so I do not mind seeing him in a knockout

  7. Infinity Objective says:

    You don’t need to be a rocket scientist to see clown Trump never exercises he brags about it, and has a wide open diet that includes McDonald’s quite often, the other, Biden appears, and is healthy and in shape.

    So if the proposed fight lasts more than what Trump can swing a golf club, about 1-2 seconds and sit his fat ass back in a gold cart – Trump will be out of breath and pass out. Adrenalin, luck ain’t giving the fat turd stamina, keep dreaming in la la land if you think otherwise.

  8. Lupu Anatolie says:

    Cardschat 100$ Daily Freeroll pasword pls

  9. Robmrjet says:

    Biden ..win by default!

    Trump…no show.

    I’m taking all bets.
    You can set your own odds.

  10. CallmeFloppy says:

    We have got to have better topics than this.

    • Infinity Objective says:

      You’re right! This was something Biden said a long, long time ago about 1.5 years.

  11. SPANKYSN says:

    I am not sure who would win, but I’d love to actually see it happen.

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