*** Fabulous February Tournament Thread ***

[KerouacsDog]

Most of the MTT/SNG'rs here are in uni, and it's getting close to deadline season. Had to block myself on stars so that I didn't spend too much time grinding instead of doing my work.

ah ok, sorry bud, never been to uni, so didnt know. good luck with it, and pop into 'my' thread any time lol.

 

[KerouacsDog]

Things aren't that bad, Oscar Pistorius.

He has the court's best car parking space.

 

[KerouacsDog]

come on river i see you lurking......................

 

[KerouacsDog]

Our neighbour's dog shat in our garden, so my mum told me to get a shovel and throw it over the fence.

I don't see what that solved, now we've got dog shit in our garden and the neighbours have our shovel.



Some guy knocked on my door today and said, "I have a parcel for your next door neighbour."

I said, "You've got the wrong house then mate."



If women weren't meant to be sluts, Eve wouldn't have ****ed the first guy she met.


Of all the utensils that were invented to eat rice with...

How the **** did two sticks win?


To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present...

They are due back at the library today.

 

[RiverOfDreamz]

Ha ha, not very talkative at times. I was just reading up between my FL session and a 10 cent tourney. I'm not much of a MTTer, play more Kill Phil / Kill Everyone / Raiser's Edge, which means when I cash I cash nicely, but have higher variance.

 

[RiverOfDreamz]

What's the difference between a woman and a computer.

Never in history has a woman ever accepted a 3.5 inch floppy.

 

[WVHillbilly]

Winning Poker Network (Yatahay) - $0.10 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 2 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

Hero (SB): $10.00
BB: $10.23

Hero posts SB $0.05, BB posts BB $0.10

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero has J:diamond: 8:spade:

Hero raises to $0.30, BB raises to $0.70, Hero calls $0.40

Flop: ($1.40, 2 players) Q:heart: 6:heart: 6:spade:
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($1.40, 2 players) 7:heart:
BB checks, Hero bets $0.85, BB calls $0.85

River: ($3.10, 2 players) 8:heart:
BB bets $1.40, Hero ???

Yeah I'm posting in the wrong thread because turn about is fair play!!!

 

[KerouacsDog]

ah cool, hows my $5 i gave you doing?


btw, this is the new cool thread in CC. you have to stay here and talk to me all night, ok? where you playing at the mo, ?

 

[KerouacsDog]

Winning Poker Network (Yatahay) - $0.10 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 2 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

Hero (SB): $10.00
BB: $10.23

Hero posts SB $0.05, BB posts BB $0.10

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero has J<font color='red'>♦</font> 8<font color='black'>♠</font>

Hero raises to $0.30, BB raises to $0.70, Hero calls $0.40

Flop: ($1.40, 2 players) Q<font color='red'>♥</font> 6<font color='red'>♥</font> 6<font color='black'>♠</font>
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($1.40, 2 players) 7<font color='red'>♥</font>
BB checks, Hero bets $0.85, BB calls $0.85

River: ($3.10, 2 players) 8<font color='red'>♥</font>
BB bets $1.40, Hero ???

Yeah I'm posting in the wrong thread because turn about is fair play!!!

insta-shove. seriously.
welcome to the cool thread, WV, I'll be your captain tonight.

 

[RiverOfDreamz]

I've got about $6.80, and playing the women's club 10 cent tourney at the moment.

Good to be part of the cool kids.

 

[KerouacsDog]

all you readerz, please post anything you want in this thread.

 

[KerouacsDog]

I've got about $6.80, and playing the women's club 10 cent tourney at the moment.

Good to be part of the cool kids.

im in a satty, sat 3rd of 14 left, top 5 get paid at FT. you play there, river?

 

[RiverOfDreamz]

What are you satelliting into?

 

[WVHillbilly]

insta-shove. seriously.

Think we can get by with raising less.

 

[KerouacsDog]

cool million, its a $11 ticket. cost me $1 to enter, final table now, im 2nd of 9, top 5 get paid.

 

[RiverOfDreamz]

I just played about an hour and a half of $.02/$.04 limit HE, which can feel like watching paint dry, but it's an easy way to grind up to the level where I can play some 6-max nl. Less risk of ruin and all that until I'm properly bankrolled.

 

[KerouacsDog]

Think we can get by with raising less.

insta-shove gives him 2 decisions. he'll bottle it. thats my thinking anyway.

 

[KerouacsDog]

I just played about an hour and a half of $.02/$.04 limit HE, which can feel like watching paint dry, but it's an easy way to grind up to the level where I can play some 6-max nl. Less risk of ruin and all that until I'm properly bankrolled.

look for me at PS, im kerouacs dog there, with the space.

 

[RiverOfDreamz]

All right, railing you

 

[KerouacsDog]

nah just went out, go get a table of your choice and i'll come play

 

[RiverOfDreamz]

I didn't see what hand took you out, was checking the main lobby out at that point. I got back and figured they had just moved you.

 

[RiverOfDreamz]

Didn't see the question up there - I still need to get my account fully setup on Tilt. I've given advice over my hubby's shoulder on his account, but need to go ahead and start my own account over there.

 

[KerouacsDog]

nah i had KJ, shoved, got called got beat. in other news:

 

[KerouacsDog]

Didn't see the question up there - I still need to get my account fully setup on Tilt. I've given advice over my hubby's shoulder on his account, but need to go ahead and start my own account over there.

well get it set up soon. they have lots of sattys to play, Jen.(you mind me calling you that here?)

 

[RiverOfDreamz]

Excellent. Like the theme by the way.