**August's Awesome Tournament Thread**

[doomasiggy]

See this is hot

[x]onemorechance prefers skinny chicks.

 

[onemorechance]

[x] onemorechance prefers girls who aren't a ****ing shambles

 

[doomasiggy]

Had a run deep in the 10c 50 added but got knocked out 100th place. Thought I could steal wide. meh.

Better luck tomoz hopefully. gl everyone still playing.

 

[BluffYou123]

WTF? 8 hi ftw!

pokerstars No-Limit Hold'em, 2.75 Tournament, 25/50 Blinds (9 handed) -

SB (t4888)
BB (t3000)
UTG (t7356)
UTG+1 (t7960)
MP1 (t3000)
Hero (MP2) (t4930)
MP3 (t2225)
CO (t11219)
Button (t2625)

Hero's M: 65.73

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 8

, 8

1 fold, UTG+1 calls t50, 1 fold, Hero bets t200, MP3 calls t200, 2 folds, SB calls t175, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls t150

Flop: (t850) 7

, 10

, A

(4 players)
SB checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets t375, 2 folds, UTG+1 calls t375

Turn: (t1600) 10

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero checks

River: (t1600) A

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets t1050, UTG+1 calls t1050

Total pot: t3700

Results:

Spoiler

UTG+1 mucked 2

, 2

(two pair, Aces and tens).
Hero had 8

, 8

(two pair, Aces and tens).
Outcome: Hero won t3700

 

[BlueNowhere]

day 1 and I've managed my goal of running above ev, volume was a problem but going to make up for that tomorrow with like 150 games or something.

 

[Poker Orifice]

screensaver potential
[ ] onemorechance's pics.
[x] doomasiggy's pic. (ainec)

 

[Poker Orifice]

Thanks mate! Sent you a PM.

Ok. need your Cake email (not screename). I'll be on here for a bit longer... hopefully you'll be able to get into something tonight.

 

[thebigdawg]

Ok. need your Cake email (not screename). I'll be on here for a bit longer... hopefully you'll be able to get into something tonight.

Did you get the message I sent you about 5 minutes ago?

At my internship today I was able to get a lot of pokerowned points, instead of buying coupons I saved up enough to buy a $10 Carbon gift-card. Wanted to save up until I got around $20 or $25 but I decided not too. Played 2 $2 STT's and got nothing, played a $1 45man sng and I am at the final table as we speak.

Lets get August going!!

 

[onemorechance]

(ainec)

Rofl

 

[BlueNowhere]

fwiw I much prefer the ones OMC posted (the 1st one wins imo) but I doubt any hot blooded male would say no to the one doomasiggy posted IRL.

 

[onemorechance]

She's the kind of woman I cross the road to avoid, she looks rough as hell. Her tits are her one (mildly) redeeming feature, the rest of her is an absolute mess. The **** is wrong with you guys?

 

[BlueNowhere]

Internet standards are f'ing ridiculous. I've been with worse on a night out and considered it a success.

 

[onemorechance]

[ ] internet standards
[x] your own awful standards

 

[BlueNowhere]

[ ] >90% of men would turn her down on a night out.

Somebody like that certainly isn't something you'd look for a long term relationship with but you certainly don't turn them down short term.

 

[thebigdawg]

[ ] >90% of men would turn her down on a night out.

Somebody like that certainly isn't something you'd look for a long term relationship with but you certainly don't turn them down short term.

+1

Shes not one you take home to mom...but a night when the room-mates are gone and you have the apartment to yourself. You know it.

Took down that 45max SNG. Going to playing the $1500 dollar frensey in about 20 mins on Carbon and the 1K Deepstack GTD ($5.50 BI) on Cake at 11PM est (thanks PO!)

 

[onemorechance]

Lol whatever

The word 'rough' has been used at least twice when showing that pic around. That's not being picky, that's just the girl being a shambles

But then, I wouldn't expect less from the people who think she's decent

 

[BlueNowhere]

Here's one we can all agree on.

Spoiler

Spoiler

[x] Bluenowhere has a thing for asian girls.

 

[onemorechance]

Here's one we can all agree on.

Spoiler

Spoiler

[x] Bluenowhere has a thing for asian girls.

back on track

 

[thebigdawg]

Lol for some reason it wouldn't let me log-in to my Carbon account. I keep putting in email and password, and they wouldn't take it. After 4 or 5 attempts it says my account has been suspended due to fail log-ins. Send Carbon a email, I get one back saying they will fix it with-in 24 hours.

I don't miss hardly anything from Betonline...but there customer support is the best I have seen when it comes to online poker. Don't have to deal with email...love the live chat.

It seems as the only other tourney I will play in tonight is the 1K Deepstack GTD on Cake at 11PM.

 

[JOEBOB69]

[ ] >90% of men would turn her down on a night out.

Somebody like that certainly isn't something you'd look for a long term relationship with but you certainly don't turn them down short term.

yep

Plus is it normally to run 28bi's below ev in hyper sng's?

 

[onemorechance]

So standard you shouldn't even blink

 

[BluffYou123]

Good start to the month. Tried to **** it up numerous times but got there in the end.

 

[KingCurtis]

Good stuff bluffyou!!!

Let's make this a great month! I am thinking more and more about being a horse for someone!! It all depends so we will see!

 

[thebigdawg]

WTG Bluffyou!!!

 

[cardriverx]

alright, I have to agree with OneMoreChance. doomasiggys girl is not good, his are much.. much better.

But anyway.

Goals:

1. Post some 1-day stakes in the staking forum, get staked in them, and profit in those stakes.

2. Get a bigger stake for multiple tournaments!

3. Profit