my godly reads of both opponents in last nights "limited to mondays" tourneys

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my godly reads of both opponents in last nights "limited to mondays" tourneys

pokerstars Game #12649501955: Tournament #63770642, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em Limit - Level II (30/60) - 2007/10/15 - 19:56:34 (ET)
Table '63770642 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: reglardave (1660 in chips)
Seat 2: Sammyv1 (2150 in chips)
Seat 3: jayneseo (2030 in chips)
Seat 4: klitkat (1925 in chips)
Seat 6: juiceeQ (405 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 7: dakota-xx (995 in chips)
Seat 9: XtRmE CaLiBr (1335 in chips)
jayneseo: posts small blind 15
klitkat: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XtRmE CaLiBr [8c Tc]
juiceeQ: folds
dakota-xx: raises 30 to 60
XtRmE CaLiBr said, "lol"
XtRmE CaLiBr: calls 60
reglardave: folds
Sammyv1: raises 30 to 90
jayneseo: folds
klitkat: folds
dakota-xx: raises 30 to 120
Betting is capped
XtRmE CaLiBr: calls 60
klitkat said, "no, kids"
Sammyv1: calls 30
*** FLOP *** [Ts 8s 5h]
dakota-xx: bets 30
XtRmE CaLiBr: raises 30 to 60
Sammyv1: calls 60
dakota-xx: calls 30
*** TURN *** [Ts 8s 5h] [7c]
dakota-xx: bets 60
XtRmE CaLiBr: raises 60 to 120
Sammyv1: calls 120
dakota-xx: calls 60
*** RIVER *** [Ts 8s 5h 7c] [4d]
dakota-xx: bets 60
XtRmE CaLiBr: raises 60 to 120
Sammyv1: calls 120
dakota-xx: calls 60
*** SHOW DOWN ***
XtRmE CaLiBr: shows [8c Tc] (two pair, Tens and Eights)
jayneseo said, "same thing"
Sammyv1: shows [Ad As] (a pair of Aces)
dakota-xx: mucks hand
XtRmE CaLiBr collected 1305 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1305 | Rake 0
Board [Ts 8s 5h 7c 4d]
Seat 1: reglardave folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Sammyv1 (button) showed [Ad As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: jayneseo (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: klitkat (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: juiceeQ folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: dakota-xx mucked [Ks Kd]
Seat 9: XtRmE CaLiBr showed [8c Tc] and won (1305) with two pair, Tens and Eights

tell me that aint impressive;)
 
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If you hadn't posted this in the tournament hand analysis section, I could not say "donkey play with one gap suited connectors!"
 
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T-8 beating BOTH A-A and K-K???

BOOOOOO!!! :D
 
Dorkus Malorkus

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unless everyone else is employing a form of double-sarcasm, i'm amazed they all took it so seriously. ;)
 
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ITS A TUESDAY AN IM TIRED OK?

(don't ask me how that's a worthy excuse...)
 
ChuckTs

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Nope, those I save for fridays, saturdays, sundays, mondays and wednsdays. And occasionally thursdays. But only occasionally.
 
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Nope, those I save for fridays, saturdays, sundays, mondays and wednsdays. And occasionally thursdays. But only occasionally.







Well Chuck, we all slow down eventually.
 
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I save alcoholic beverages for when I'm awake.
 
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You had to have been there to know only double-sarcasm works with Xtreme.
yup, like when i won and everyone said "good hand", i knew they werent serious cuz in all reality i suck donkey balls...
 
Genso Hikki

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yup, like when i won and everyone said "good hand", i knew they werent serious cuz in all reality i suck donkey balls...


I am starting to get a bit concerned about you and this obsession you seem to have with donkey balls...
 
Genso Hikki

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Sure it is!

*hides all my poor donkeys from X-C*
 
Genso Hikki

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Well, I walked right into that one, didn't I?

Fine.

*hides my own balls from X-C*
 
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Well, I walked right into that one, didn't I?

Fine.

*hides my own balls from X-C*
You are absolutely amazing! for the 2nd time in 22 years, hell less than an hour, im once again...speechless.
 
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