BREAKING NEWS! 1ST PERSON GOS INTO MIND OF A DONK!

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mischman

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Anyone care to tell me what this guy was thinking?


pokerstars Game #6174059012: Tournament #31301585, $5.00+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2006/09/04 - 22:22:37 (ET)
Table '31301585 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: mischman (1260 in chips)
Seat 2: bgnugga (1740 in chips)
bgnugga: posts small blind 10
mischman: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mischman [Th Tc]
bgnugga: calls 10
mischman: raises 100 to 120
bgnugga: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [Qh 2c 5d]
mischman: bets 60
bgnugga: calls 60
*** TURN *** [Qh 2c 5d] 8♦
mischman: bets 60
bgnugga: raises 60 to 120
mischman: calls 60
*** RIVER *** [Qh 2c 5d 8d] 5♥
mischman: checks
bgnugga: bets 100
mischman: calls 100
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bgnugga: shows [6h Kh] (a pair of Fives)
mischman: shows [Th Tc] (two pair, Tens and Fives)
mischman collected 800 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 800 | Rake 0
Board [Qh 2c 5d 8d 5h]
Seat 1: mischman (big blind) showed [Th Tc] and won (800) with two pair, Tens and Fives
Seat 2: bgnugga (button) (small blind) showed [6h Kh] and lost with a pair of Fives

PokerStars Game #6174040248: Tournament #31301585, $5.00+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2006/09/04 - 22:21:23 (ET)
Table '31301585 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: mischman (1280 in chips)
Seat 2: bgnugga (1720 in chips)
mischman: posts small blind 10
bgnugga: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mischman [7h Kh]
mischman: calls 10
bgnugga: checks
*** FLOP *** [6s Qd 3c]
bgnugga: checks
mischman: checks
*** TURN *** [6s Qd 3c] 6♦
bgnugga: checks
mischman: checks
*** RIVER *** [6s Qd 3c 6d] A♠
bgnugga: checks
mischman: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bgnugga: shows [6h 8d] (three of a kind, Sixes)
mischman: mucks hand
bgnugga collected 40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 40 | Rake 0
Board [6s Qd 3c 6d As]
Seat 1: mischman (button) (small blind) mucked [7h Kh]
Seat 2: bgnugga (big blind) showed [6h 8d] and won (40) with three of a kind, Sixes


PokerStars Game #6174112077: Tournament #31301585, $5.00+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2006/09/04 - 22:26:13 (ET)
Table '31301585 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: mischman (1560 in chips)
Seat 2: bgnugga (1440 in chips)
bgnugga: posts small blind 10
mischman: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mischman [5h 6d]
bgnugga: calls 10
mischman: checks
*** FLOP *** [5c 2h 6h]
mischman: checks
bgnugga: bets 60
mischman: raises 160 to 220
bgnugga: calls 160
*** TURN *** [5c 2h 6h] 3♠
mischman: bets 100
bgnugga: calls 100
*** RIVER *** [5c 2h 6h 3s] A♦
mischman: bets 100
bgnugga: calls 100
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mischman: shows [5h 6d] (two pair, Sixes and Fives)
bgnugga: mucks hand
mischman collected 880 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 880 | Rake 0
Board [5c 2h 6h 3s Ad]
Seat 1: mischman (big blind) showed [5h 6d] and won (880) with two pair, Sixes and Fives
Seat 2: bgnugga (button) (small blind) mucked [2d 7h]

PokerStars Game #6174130236: Tournament #31301585, $5.00+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2006/09/04 - 22:27:28 (ET)
Table '31301585 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: mischman (1860 in chips)
Seat 2: bgnugga (1140 in chips)
bgnugga: posts small blind 10
mischman: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mischman [9s 9h]
bgnugga: calls 10
mischman: raises 60 to 80
bgnugga: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [Kd 9c 5c]
mischman: checks
bgnugga: bets 100
mischman: raises 200 to 300
bgnugga: calls 200
*** TURN *** [Kd 9c 5c] Q♥
mischman: bets 280
bgnugga: calls 280
*** RIVER *** [Kd 9c 5c Qh] J♠
mischman: bets 100
bgnugga: calls 100
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mischman: shows [9s 9h] (three of a kind, Nines)
bgnugga: mucks hand
mischman collected 1520 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1520 | Rake 0
Board [Kd 9c 5c Qh Js]
Seat 1: mischman (big blind) showed [9s 9h] and won (1520) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 2: bgnugga (button) (small blind) mucked [3s Qd]




PokerStars Game #6174190748: Tournament #31301585, $5.00+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2006/09/04 - 22:31:41 (ET)
Table '31301585 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: mischman (2710 in chips)
Seat 2: bgnugga (290 in chips)
bgnugga: posts small blind 15
mischman: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mischman [Ah Ac]
bgnugga: calls 15
mischman: raises 120 to 150
bgnugga: raises 120 to 270
mischman: raises 120 to 390
bgnugga: calls 20 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [3h 7h 7c]
mischman said, "bye moron"
*** TURN *** [3h 7h 7c] K♥
*** RIVER *** [3h 7h 7c Kh] J♣
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mischman: shows [Ah Ac] (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
bgnugga: shows [Qh 6c] (a pair of Sevens)
mischman collected 580 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 580 | Rake 0
Board [3h 7h 7c Kh Jc]
Seat 1: mischman (big blind) showed [Ah Ac] and won (580) with two pair, Aces and Sevens
Seat 2: bgnugga (button) (small blind) showed [Qh 6c] and lost with a pair of Sevens
 
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Threesixes

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Whew I was worried this thread was going to be about me.

I cant even begin to figure that stuff out. Maybe hes trying to make you think hes a Donk and then once you are conviced hes going to unleash his super secret advanced play on you and take your entire bankroll. Perhaps he knows the "force fold" technique.
 
Bombjack

Bombjack

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I reckon he's "the man who cannot think" out of Anchorman. Poor guy - why's he playing heads-up?
 
mrsnake3695

mrsnake3695

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Was the "bye Moron" necessary? Don't you want this guy to keep playing like that? Never piss of your ATM, lol.
 
ChuckTs

ChuckTs

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Was the "bye Moron" necessary? Don't you want this guy to keep playing like that? Never piss of your ATM, lol.

agreed...how much do you hate it when someone slips in the 'last word' with something inconsiderate like that, mischman?
Not only that, but with people like this, you want to encourage their bad play...
 
withawedge

withawedge

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Because its bad manners and lets hope the tables are never turned when you come up against someone good and play like a moron.

Just be happy you took his money
 
bubbasbestbabe

bubbasbestbabe

Suckout Queen
Personally I think your play needs some shoring up.

First hand HU:Dealt to mischman [Th Tc]
bgnugga: calls 10
mischman: raises 100 to 120
bgnugga: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [Qh 2c 5d]
mischman: bets 60
bgnugga: calls 60
You are representing a big hand here. Your bet of $60 is showing weakness here. The only time you would want to do a bet like that here is if you had caught a set to entice more. You needed to do the same bet as the PF or more. You are leaving to much room for him to land something. Just because he didn't doesn't mean you did good here.

Second:*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mischman [7h Kh]
mischman: calls 10
bgnugga: checks
*** FLOP *** [6s Qd 3c]
This is a heads up match. You need to take control of the game. Basically any face card you raise. You do this for a few reasons. You want to show strength in your hand. You want to knock him out with any marginal cards. And you want have a good base to build on when your cards hit. You let him hit his set by not taking control right from the beginning.

Third hand:*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mischman [5h 6d]
bgnugga: calls 10
mischman: checks
*** FLOP *** [5c 2h 6h]
mischman: checks
bgnugga: bets 60
mischman: raises 160 to 220
bgnugga: calls 160
*** TURN *** [5c 2h 6h] 3♠
Never check with a hand like that on the flop. You are giving him control. Heads up isn't really about what you have but what your opponent thinks you have. His raise was correct in that position. He had a small pair, a str8 draw and a flush draw. You were lucky he didn't connect on any of them.

Fourth hand:

*** FLOP *** [Kd 9c 5c]
mischman: checks
bgnugga: bets 100
mischman: raises 200 to 300
bgnugga: calls 200
*** TURN *** [Kd 9c 5c] Q♥
mischman: bets 280
bgnugga: calls 280
*** RIVER *** [Kd 9c 5c Qh] J♠
mischman: bets 100
bgnugga: calls 100

Again a check on the flop. You were lucky this guy didn't have a 10. take the game away from him.

Fifth Hand:
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mischman [Ah Ac]
bgnugga: calls 15
mischman: raises 120 to 150
bgnugga: raises 120 to 270
mischman: raises 120 to 390
bgnugga: calls 20 and is all-in


Heads up and a hand like this is an all in hand on your bet PF. At this point you know this guy is trying to catch so take his money.But don't gloat. The moron comment was completely unnecessary. He could have gotten 4 queens on the hand and then who would have felt like the moron? And I've seen it happen with pockets rockets have been broken by crap hands.

Overall you let your opponent too many chances to catch a better hand than you got. Heads up play needs to be more aggressive than regular play, IMHO.
 
robwhufc

robwhufc

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V nice post BBB

Mischman, i'd point out the following as well

1) on the first hand, you've got 1,260 chips to the moron's 1740, so the moron has taken 240 chips form you. How?

2) on the 2nd hand, despite winning 400 chips on hand 1, the moron's got the same lead as he had then, so he's won back the 400 chips from you? How?

3) By 15/30 level (i.e round 2), you've got AA, 10 10 and 9 9 (which flopped a set), plus another hand when you've got 2 pair. I play a load of H2H P'Stars games, and don't remember getting 3 big pairs in the first 2 levels.
 
eagle jim

eagle jim

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why do i care if he keeps playing like that? im never gonna play him again

Mischman, there is an old quote in the sales business and it goes something like, if you can't make the sale you should always leave the customer in a good state of mind so that the next guy can make his sale. Same goes for poker, you may not play him again but we (we being the collective poker community) will play him, and I personally hope he just keeps playing the same. I really think the comment was rude and just not good manners. Goes back to the old don't tap the glass thing.
 
deadhxc

deadhxc

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Mischman, there is an old quote in the sales business and it goes something like, if you can't make the sale you should always leave the customer in a good state of mind so that the next guy can make his sale. Same goes for poker, you may not play him again but we (we being the collective poker community) will play him, and I personally hope he just keeps playing the same. I really think the comment was rude and just not good manners. Goes back to the old don't tap the glass thing.

this is falling on deaf ears Jim as the OP has been banned and the thread was started 2 yrs ago :)



and

I gotta start looking at the flippin' dates before I post....who looks like the "moron" now.

lol
 
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PDMike425

Rock Star
hahaha, a 2yr old post...this looks like a good opportunity to induce misclicks...go from there and ya br will sky rocket...haha
 
Egon Towst

Egon Towst

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Wow, an old Mischman thread. That brings back memories. :D

Newer members won`t know, but Mischman used to be CCs #1 wierdo and troll, until he finally earned the ban hammer.
 
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Guys, when someone bumps an old thread with nonsense (particularly a thread as old as this one), please do not reply. Just use the "Report' function found at the top of their post (triangle icon). Thanks!

Edit: WVHillbilly did not bump this...I deleted the offender's post--no way is he getting credit for that one.
 
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