I played 5k hands so far, got AA 23 times, ZERO red ones (!!!). Mother****ers.
I bet when I do get one of those someone will cooler me brutally.
Edit: My bad, I got one pair:
poker stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
BTN: $39.74
SB: $111.12
BB: $46.91
UTG: $73.77
UTG+1: $50.89
UTG+2: $117.08
MP1: $43.64
MP2: $88.11
Hero (CO): $53.54
Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is CO with A
♥ A
♦
3 folds,
MP1 raises to $1.50,
1 fold,
Hero raises to $4.50,
3 folds, MP1 calls $3
Flop: ($9.75) K
♥ 5
♣ 7
♣ (2 players)
MP1 bets $9.31,
Hero raises to $49.04 all in, MP1 calls $29.83 all in
Turn: ($88.03) K
♣ (2 players - 2 are all in)
River: ($88.03) 2
♠ (2 players - 2 are all in)
Final Pot: $88.03
MP1 shows J
♣ K
♠ (three of a kind, Kings)
Hero mucks A
♥ A
♦
MP1 wins $85.53
(Rake: $2.50)
Am I clairvoyant or what?