Yeah ok....so what's next ?? I mean....there must be more candidates.....
LadyGaga: popopopokerstars...popopokerstars....mumumumu....popopopokerstars...popopokerstars....
Kenny Rogers who suddenly realises after meeting the Gambler on some kinda train, a contract at stars might not be a bad idea.
Kika who claims playing at stars is the nutz, because when playing live, well....those chairs are so small, they're not good for the shape of her ****
Ron Jeremy :"they're all p*ssies at the tables, I just go allin all the time.....best way to secure myself a deep run".
George Clooney 56-tabling while drinking a....Nespresso.
ET : "can I really play from my phone??? I'm in...."
Captain Ahab: "I joined Pokerstars because they provide me the opportunity to find that Big White Whale"
Michael J. Fox who uses a DeLorean to watch other's holecards.
JC "come on guys, don't tilt, I supplied you with food and wine and now you crucify me because I cracked your Aces ?"
Madonna: "like a virgin......going allin for the very first time".
Stevie Wonder: "I just can't read that guy".
Nicholas Cage: "Leaving Las Vegas became way easier after I got contracted by Stars"
Bob Geldof : "contract at Stars....well, I don't mind at all as long as they don't expect me to play at mondays"
Albert Einstein: "I'm not really a math guy, but I think I sorted it out"
Isaac Newton : "mhhmm....wonder why the cards always fall down"
Stalin: "so, how you like Siberia ??? That'll teach you to steal my blinds"
Neil Armstrong: "get me back to Earth.....traffic is slow and I get disconnected every freaking hand"
Mickey Mouse: "oh no....not for me....I can never get rid of Ducks"
Lance Armstrong: "join Stars ??? Uuuuuhhh, do they take bloodtests and urine monsters after a game ? "
Charles Bronson: "heheheh.....I know all about CC......heheheh...once upon a time you know....nah.....don't need another place to play....just me, my harmonica and CC"
Ok....fair enough....I'd better find me a shrink....
