A Category for Cheaters

beanaddict

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All the time someone is posting "what if you could", or "is there actually software out there." The human primate is actually very smart, but when you take greed or anger to it. They can be very stupid.
For one I believe karma can play a big part, do bad things and bad things are going to happen to you. Cheat software might not be out there, but people will try anything. Collusion, it's out there, but as I've read in other threads they get caught. Not only did they lose their money they won. They lost the money they invested, and now broke more than they were before.--And wasted time
Just thinking there should be a list or category for people that have tried to cheat poker or cheating at ideas trying to get ahead.

Cheaters belong in a group with these people:
Two burglars were trying to brake in the front door of a house, one had a brainfart and rang the doorbell.

One guy was trying to pass a drug test, he drank bleach and had to go to the E.R. because it burned a hole through his esophugus.

A man tried to break in a gas station by throwing a brick through a plexiglass window. The brick bounced off the window, flying back knoncking the man out till the authorities found him.
 
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i have a friend that drank antifreeze on a dare ;/. he said it tasted good. he also had to have his stomach pumped.
 
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i have a friend that drank antifreeze on a dare ;/. he said it tasted good. he also had to have his stomach pumped.


How much did he win from you for drinkin it?:D
 
Suited Frenzy

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LMAO joose, how fun was that to watch?
 
joosebuck

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pales in comparison to most of what we have done. we are the people you see at parties ****ing with everyone.

ever played "crash and burn"?
 
jayneseo

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i have a friend that drank antifreeze on a dare ;/. he said it tasted good. he also had to have his stomach pumped.

didnt he know a quart of vodka would've saved him?:drunken_s
 
beanaddict

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Over a couple a years working at a hospital at night time you see weird stuff, two frat guys came in and one had a hampster shoved were it didn't belong. Supposedly off a bet,don't think any money was involved except for the bill.
 
jayneseo

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that true?

I know that if a dog drinks antifreeze you're supposed to give it vodka. I assume it'd work for humans. Antifreeze messes with your liver and if your liver aint functioning right, ie drunk, it shouldn't hurt you.
 
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Can't do it now, I'm at work. But I'll gladly unzip you later ;)
 
jayneseo

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How do you post an image thats not on the web?
 
jayneseo

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But its not unzipped on the web.... or is it?
 
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yes it is i tried to open it. i can't get it open
 

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lol I used to be so good with computers When I unzip it, it downloads onto my computer. I'm not sure how to unzip it into a message
 
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here ya go. :)
 
pokerrqueenn

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thanks i have a few more i hate zippers.lol.
 
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thanks lana i can't find them lol. but i will let you know i appreciate your help.
 
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This is a bit crude so be warned. I had an acquaintance who used to get drunk and insist on setting his farts alight. He ran into trouble because after a humungus one, there must have been a vacuum in his guts and the suck back of the flames burned his intestines. Very difficult to explain when he went to ER and walked peculiarly for some time.
 
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