Whats your fav poker quote?

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lmao @ some of these.

"all you need is a chip and a chair"

-norman chad (WPT commentator)
 
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FROM THE MOVIE CINCINATTI KID 1968. AFTER EDWARD G (LANCEY) MADE A HUGE RERAISE.

Slade: How the hell did you know I didn't have the king or the ace?
Lancey Howard: I recollect a young man putting the same question to Eddie the Dude. "Son," Eddie told him, "all you paid was the looking price. Lessons are extra."
 
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"It's morally wrong to let a sucker keep money."
-- Bill Jones
 
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I'm sure someone else has said this but my favorite quote is from someone I can't stand. Phil Helmuth "If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand"

If you think his antics are bad on TV wait until you see him in person. I have been witness to his nonsense at Garden City and Bay101 in San Jose on several occasions.
 
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Annie Duke once signed on my shirt:

"Play Good."

Best poker advice I ever received.
 
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"Never give a sucker an even break."

W C Fields
 
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lmao @ some of these.

"all you need is a chip and a chair"

-norman chad (WPT commentator)

FYI, at Treetop Strauss: Chip and a Chair
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Yesterday, we covered the alternate story linking Treetop Jack Strauss to the phrase “All you need is a chip and a chair”. Today we look at the mainstream version of the tale, the one that history managed to record successfully.
When Strauss embarked on his World Series career, things looked promising. He was aggressive before aggression was a keyword in every poker player’s vocabulary. His reputation as a strong, unpredictable player intimidated opponents into folding up like so many lawn chairs. He finished second to the great Johnny Moss in his first series in 1971. He was primed to take his seat on the throne.
Unfortunately for Strauss, ’71 was as close as he’d get in that decade. Other, more dedicated players surpassed him as he lived life to the fullest. He couldn’t keep up with the players who spent more time at the table than he did. His WSOP seemed to agree with the sentiment, plummeting downwards through the turn of the decade.
Finally, Strauss broke through in the 1982 Series to take the title, but not before a very close brush with elimination. Strauss was knee-deep in a hand whose details have been forgotten by time, but we do know that at one point he silently moved his stack into the middle of the pot. His opponent called, matching him chip for chip. The cards were turned over and Strauss had lost.
Jack stood up, put on his coat and started collecting himself when he found one last $500 chip underneath his cocktail napkin. The fact he hadn’t actually announced himself all-in meant that he was still alive, surviving on a technicality. By today’s rules, he would have been eliminated, but the ruling stood and Jack survived.
He took off the coat, sat back down, moved all-in on the next hand and won. He moved in again and doubled again. Two days later, he was the only player with chips, as a ten on the river helped his A-10 beat Dewey Tomko’s A-4 to win the title. We’ll go into more detail on that tomorrow.
 
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"I can dodge bullets baby!" ~ Phill Hellmuth
"1 Time" ~Joe Hachem
"1 More time" ~ Phill laak
 
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I believe it was Stu Ungar who said (correct me if Im wrong):
"Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser."
 
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-why do all the pushing, when you can let the donkey do all the pulling.

-poker is a lot like sex, people think they know what they are doing, but they have no idea
 
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Luck favors the back bone, not the wish bone..... Doyle Brunson
 
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"Dont eat those so-called 'chips'"

Homer Simpson
 
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Imagine it's been said many times, but no idea of the originator. This may be THE classic saying.

"Read 'em and weep." :D
 
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Never play poker with a man with gold teeth.
 
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After an all in on the river and i'm last to act...

"I call, i've got the nuts" - Me
 
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NO LIMIT its says so much usualy i use this quote in my signatur.
 
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"A fool and his money are soon parted. I would pay anyone a lot of money to explain that one to me."
Homer Simpson
(from Barry Greenstein's book, Ace on the River
 
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Money not lost spends as well as money won---Unknown
 
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"Poker is like sex. Everyone thinks they're the best, but most people have no clue what they're doing."
-Dutch Boyd
 
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"do it" Starsky
Lol works for all situations folding bluffing raising.
 
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My buddy always says "It's like kissin' your sister isn't it" after a chop pot
 
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Put yourself in their shoes before you decide on the best way to take their shirts.~~David Sklansky
 
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"all you need is a chip and a chair"
doyle brunson
 
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Hope is no substitute for a full house - Bart Maverick
 
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With pocket aces you will either win big or lose everything.
 
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