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What you say and what you mean

t1riel

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Some sayings that you here on live tables and the meanings behind them:

PREFLOP:
What you say: "I've got a monster"
What you mean: "I got garbage"

What you say: "What the hell? Let's see the flop"
What you mean: "I had garbage but hopefully the flop will be in my favor"

What you say: "Reraise $10 more"
What you mean: "I had a mediocre hand but they don't have to know"

What you say: "My favorite starting hand"
What you mean: "This hand again!"

What you say: "All In"
What you mean: "Please fold so I can steal the blinds" or "This might be it for me"

THE FLOP:
What you say: "Raise $100"
What you mean: "I got to get some players to fold"

What you say: "Check"
What you mean: "I got the nuts. I'm slowplaying it to get as much money as possible" or "I have nothing but hopefully I get a free turn card."

THE TURN:
What you say: "Fold"
What you mean: "So much for the flush"

What you say: "Call"
What you mean: "That didn't help me but I still have outs."

What you say: "Raise"
What you mean: "I got something but is it good enough? Let's try to get more players out."

THE RIVER:
What you say: "Fold"
What you mean: "Damn it"

What you say: "All In"
What you mean: "I got them by the balls!" or "Please fold! For the love of god, fold!"

THE SHOWING OF THE hands:
What you say: "Nice Hand"
What you mean: "You Bastard"

What you say: "I knew you had trips"
What you mean: "How in the hell did he get the hand?!"

What you say: "I should have called!"
What you mean: "I should have called!!"

Hope you enjoy these.:icon_clow

What you say: "Call"
What you mean: "Come on, Spade!"
 
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Bozza

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Hehehe, thanks mate. You are right hehe. FUNNY! :D
 
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lol these are kinda true lol!!!!!
 
t1riel

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Forgot one:

AFTERWARDS:

Someone: "How did you do in the poker tournament?"

What You Say: "Well, I came to about even"
What You Mean: "I got my ass kicked."
 
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