Want to Hear My Idea For a POKER MOVIE!!!

salim271

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lol incredible hulk poker movie...

"Hulk going on tilt... you wont like hulk on tilt!!!!"
 
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How about a Native American twist? Poker-hontas.
 
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i'd like to see the incredible hulk in a poker movie

He was - he just never got angry enough. It was called "Lucky You".:sleep:
Hulk need learn bankroll management!
 
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:creep: :creep: :creep: :creep:

Smiley way of saying you read the whole post and think it has legs........:confused:

I did, and do.

As with any poker movie, big improbable hands are always involved (tie here between Casino Royal, and the Maverick movie), so a real twist would be the donkey bluff where an AKJ beats out an AKT on the driest board ever (2348K):eek:
 
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I vote for PO's movie idea as the best with the following contingencies:

1) romance, I want romance (being politically correct here but you know what I mean ;) ) and

2) dj's donkey bluff hand factors large in the tourney's outcome.
 
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Stop taking the piss out of him! I liked it mate! I'd read your others if you post them.

ps: Iv never seen rounders so no idea how similar they are ;)
 
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Romance? How bout a Pok'er porno? (won't mention titles for obvious reasons).
 
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Here is a little tidbit from a new poker script I'm working on. It stars Edward Norton as 'Bruce Banner', a scientist who is trying to get his life in order after a freak accident using gamma rays. He took time off from the lab to marry his then girlfriend, Betty Ross, played by Liv Tyler. During his break, Bruce discovers poker while at a friends house and realizes that he has a natural knack for crunching numbers and does exceptionally well. This gives him the confidence to try his luck at the wsop.

The movie is tittled:

The ALL-INcredible HULK

The scene takes place at a local casino during a tournament. Bruce is in hand with a stack that is slightly larger than his. They are only 6 spots away from the final table. 1st place takes home $200K

Villain: (Looks down at JJ in the CO) I raise it to 550K

Bruce: (On the Button, looks down at AA) Are you really trying to CO steal, bro? Lets make it 1.55 Million.

(Both of the blinds fold)

Villain: Bruce. What are you doing? This is a man's game, go home. Look under your microscope or whatever it is you do. Tell you what, I'll make it easier for you, I raise it to 3.925 Million.

Bruce: All right, all right. I'll just call. I don't know, you could have me beat and I hate to go home right now. (Bruce slowly slides the chips in.)

The flop: 10 D 9C 7 H

Villain: Ok, Bruce. I check to you. Let's see what the "BIG MAN" wants to do.

Bruce: (Quietly puts out a 5 million chip bet)

Villain: I call.

The turn: Qd

Villain:
(Looks at Bruce's stack) Ok, I check again. How bad do you want this pot, Bruce?

Bruce: (Thinks for a second) I'm all in. All in for 11.6 million.

Villain: (Whistles) That's a pretty steep bet but I think I have you, Bruce. I think I do. I call.

(A gasp can be heard echoing through out the silent casino as everyone looks on.)

Villain:
I have JJ. (Flips over his hand)

Bruce:
(Laughs) I think I have you beat. (Flips over his hand to show the villain the bad news)

Villain: Oh!

(Slow motion as the dealer peels of the burn card, then slowly turns over the river)

The river: 8d


Villain: Yes! Yes! Yes! In your face, Bruce! In your face! Hey-is he crying? Bruce Banner is crying everyone!

Bruce: (Is seen with his face buried in his hat, breathing heavily to himself.) No...no I'm not crying...(Bruce drops the hat to show red, soulless eyes staring back at the villain.)

Villain: Hey, man...wait

Bruce: (Lets out a monster roar; his pain, agony, and frustration can be heard echoing throughout the walls) AUGHAHAHAHAHGHHGH! (His cloths rip of his body as his muscles increase in size. His once thin, rice paper flesh is now a dark, emerald color. He is no longer a man, but a monster.) "BAD BEAT!" "HULK HATE BAD BEAT!!"

Villain: No! No!

Hulk: (Punches the villain in the chest. In one smooth motion, one man because a fraction.) "RAWRRR!!"

There is chaos in the casino as everyone scatters to get away, but the Hulk easily kills everyone in his path. He lifts up a dealer table and throws it against the doors, jamming it. There is no escape for anyone.

Woman:
Oh, GOD! He's killing us all!!

The sound of casinos slot machines are soon drowned out the sounds of terrified screams, bones break, and flesh ripping. And then it's silent.


...This is as far as I got.
 
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Its needs to have a little more humour imo
 
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needs to have a little more violence imo
 
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Hmmm...I'll work on revising the script.
 
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It also needs a love making scene between the hulk and Big foot.
 
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Already in the script. In fact, it's the opening scene.
 
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How bout a truly xxxrated strip poker movie with a truly dirty old man..........;)

I am available........
 
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Thats a great movie about Matt Aff- er... Bruce Banner.
 
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Can't wait till it comes out!!! Sounds f'n awesome!!
Prolly see a few on here though who'll be knockin' it... calling Banner a puss & shee-ite.. on account of his gettin' upset & all.
 
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