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I_B_Freaky
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THE TAO OF BAD BEATS AND OTHER RELIGIOUS TRUTHS
TAOISM: “Bad Beats happen”
ZEN: “What is the sound of a Bad Beat?”
CONFUCIANSIM: Confucius says, “Bad Beats Happen”
BUDDHIM: “If Bad Beats happen, it isn’t really a Bad Beat?”
HINDUISM: “This Bad Beat happened before”
ISLAM: “If Bad Beats happen, it is the will of Allah”
PROTESTANTISM: “Let Bad Beats happen to someone else”
ATHEISM: “I don’t believe in Bad Beats”
CATHOLICISM: “If Bad Beats happen – you deserve it”
AGNOSTICISM: “What is a Bad Beat?”
JUDAISM: “Why do Bad Beats always happen to us?”
JEHOVAH’S WITNESS: “Let me in your house and I will tell you why Bad Beats happen.”
COMUNISUM: The fear that Bad Beats will someday take over the world is over shadowed by the fact that Anti-Bad Beats already have.
FATALISM: “Oh Shit, another Bad Beat!”