Talk about being a sore loser..

premierplayer

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I get this email which I figured was coming as soon as the guy in the chat said pokerstars will lock my account. Give me a break. Now I gotta go fax them my license.

Anyway one donk was running his mouth in the chat and I shut him up by taking his stack. He started saying things to me which brought us to a heated discussion where i joked I was 5. Give me a break pokerstars. Does anyone else find it funny that they take me joking about being 5 as seriously as a bomb threat... christ thats a little dumb. Oh well the dude is now on my buddylist and I am taking all of his bankroll over the next month.

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We have recently observed your chat in which you claim that you are
only 5 years old.  The minimum age requirement to play on
PokerStars is 18 years of age.  PokerStars treats such chat claims
just as airport security treats "jokes" about bombs -- serious and
factual until proven otherwise.  As such, I have closed your account
pending receipt of proof of age.

Please forward to us by Email as an attachment, or by fax to Costa
Rica, a legible copy of government-issued photo ID demonstrating that
you are at least 18 years of age.
 
vanquish

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I get this email which I figured was coming as soon as the guy in the chat said pokerstars will lock my account. Give me a break. Now I gotta go fax them my license.

Anyway one donk was running his mouth in the chat and I shut him up by taking his stack. He started saying things to me which brought us to a heated discussion where i joked I was 5. Give me a break pokerstars. Does anyone else find it funny that they take me joking about being 5 as seriously as a bomb threat... christ thats a little dumb. Oh well the dude is now on my buddylist and I am taking all of his bankroll over the next month.

Code:
We have recently observed your chat in which you claim that you are
only 5 years old.  The minimum age requirement to play on
PokerStars is 18 years of age.  PokerStars treats such chat claims
just as airport security treats "jokes" about bombs -- serious and
factual until proven otherwise.  As such, I have closed your account
pending receipt of proof of age.

Please forward to us by Email as an attachment, or by fax to Costa
Rica, a legible copy of government-issued photo ID demonstrating that
you are at least 18 years of age.

I think a ROFL is necessary here.
 
smerald

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Lol, i can see if some1 says they are like 16 and they send that email.

But 5 years old, this should not be taken seriously.
 
Monoxide

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I dont really know what to say, the ****ing retardedness of the human race strikes again.

How could someone honestly believe a 5 year old could grasp the concept of poker.... prolly some foreign retard that they pay $1 an hour to scan emails.
 
KMC1828

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do 5 year olds know how to play poker?

seriously. ROFL.
 
premierplayer

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Yeah as much as I like PS's support.. this one.. well I might give it a pass.
 
Monoxide

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do they have a phone number id call them up and rage on them
 
shinedown.45

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You should seriously consider putting his username on here so an army of 5 year olds(CC members.lol) can also take his money.
 
premierplayer

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You should seriously consider putting his username on here so an army of 5 year olds(CC members.lol) can also take his money.

foldMRcall

Let looose boys. (notice i didn't say men?):p
 
shinedown.45

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I have an idea that may work, why don't we all flood pokerstars with e-mails about premierplayer and how he is not 5 years old, I'll start, I assume your PS username is the same as CC name?
 
premierplayer

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fax was sent just waiting to hear back from them.
 
mrrigel

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Or create a fake account, play at a table with him, then after the guilt is too much admit to teamwork with him.
 
RammerJammer

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Thank you for reminding me why I could not care less that I was banned for life from PokerStars three years ago. I made the mistake of using profanity with a PS support person in response to MY account being closed "for investigation of irregularities during game play" in a sit-n-go tournament. They shut me down for two weeks while they supposedly went through the archived hand histories in an effort to find out if I was involved in some sort of collusion with the total strangers at my table. Shoot, I had been playing poker for about two months...I didn't even know how to play, much less how to cheat! I finally lost my patience and my vocabulary control, which resulted in a banning for "abusive language toward a PokerStars administrator". I checked in with them last week, out of curiosity as to whether I could play CC events there. Nope, still banned. Will always be banned. Big f***ing deal.
 
Irexes

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Cardschat have recently observed your thread in which you claim that you are only 5 years old. The minimum age requirement to post on Cardschat is 6 years of age. Cardschat treats such post claims just as airport security treats "jokes" about bombs -- hilarious and worthy of LMAO until proven otherwise. As such, I have mocked your account pending receipt of $50 via Pokerstars transfer.
 
DaveE

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That's just stupid. What if someone used the old "were you born yesterday?" on you and you replied yes?
 
premierplayer

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well since I don't own a fax machine, I took a picture with my camera phone. Apparently it wasn't good enough for them and was too blurry. You can see the birthday on the damn thing. Oh well guess I gotta go to a real fax machine. boooo pokerstars.
 
KMC1828

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That's just stupid. What if someone used the old "were you born yesterday?" on you and you replied yes?

im going to try that one on someone then report them if they say yes.
 
Stick66

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well since I don't own a fax machine, I took a picture with my camera phone. Apparently it wasn't good enough for them and was too blurry. You can see the birthday on the damn thing. Oh well guess I gotta go to a real fax machine. boooo pokerstars.
Don't you have a scanner or a digital camera?

Also, what stakes was your "buddy" playing? If he blocked his search, we can look for him game by game.
 
premierplayer

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Don't you have a scanner or a digital camera?

Also, what stakes was your "buddy" playing? If he blocked his search, we can look for him game by game.

was sittin on a .5/.10 table lol
 
stormswa

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premier did you point them to this thread here?
 
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