****Salacious September Poker etc. Chat Thread****

[eNTy]

geen probleem

 

[cAPSLOCK]

Leepst ins nopt you neebort.

 

[S93]

lol.
Can any one find a river fold?

pokerstars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (9 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
Button ($45.45)
SB ($46.35)
BB ($6.25)
UTG ($42.45)
UTG+1 ($51.25)
MP1 ($25)
MP2 ($37.50)
Hero (MP3) ($39.20)
CO ($25)
Preflop: Hero is MP3 with K

, K

UTG calls $0.25, 2 folds, MP2 calls $0.25, Hero bets $1.75, 4 folds, UTG calls $1.50, 1 fold
Flop: ($4.35) 6

, 9

, K

(2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $3, UTG calls $3
Turn: ($10.35) 3

(2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $6.50, UTG calls $6.50
River: ($23.35) 10

(2 players)
UTG bets $31.20 (All-In), Hero calls $27.95 (All-In)
Total pot: $79.25 | Rake: $3
Results:
UTG had 8

, 7

(straight, ten high).
Hero had K

, K

(three of a kind, Kings).
Outcome: UTG won $76.25

 

[cAPSLOCK]

lol.
Can any one find a river fold?

No. I'd have called. At least knowing nothing about the villain.

 

[switch0723]

Tried to hurdle a wall Friday. Spent the wekend in hospital with a small fracture in my ankle, cool

 

[S93]

No. I'd have called. At least knowing nothing about the villain.

Aggro fish.
I kinda thought he floped a set because i had never seen him c/c before.

Tried to hurdle a wall Friday. Spent the wekend in hospital with a small fracture in my ankle, cool

Did u atleast get a cool cast?

 

[eNTy]

Tried to hurdle a wall Friday. Spent the wekend in hospital with a small fracture in my ankle, cool

do you need to spend the weekend in the hospital for that ?

oh and hurdle noob.

 

[switch0723]

well i did it friday night, saturday morning the did their magic, advised me to just stay the night, then i came home today. I thought i was meant to be the next colin jackson

 

[JimmyBrizzy]

so my friend got arrested yesterday

join the club

What is yayo?

hahahahaha

 

[Debi]

^^^ well I had a pretty good idea but have never heard it called that before. Just googled it since you laughed at me.

So Vanquish now that I know for sure - there is nobody here who could answer that question for you better than I could. Will gladly discuss if you want.

 

[Monoxide]

Tried to hurdle a wall Friday. Spent the wekend in hospital with a small fracture in my ankle, cool

Wall > switch

 

[blankoblanco]

Tried to hurdle a wall Friday. Spent the wekend in hospital with a small fracture in my ankle, cool

whoa, i didnt know you were so hardcore. sorry about your boo-boo, man

 

[eNTy]

not switch

 

[vanquish]

did anyone see the federer thru the legs winner today?

 

[eNTy]

i saw like 15 mins of the match as i was browsing my digibox thing for movies to see

 

[Suited Frenzy]

This movie is gonna rock a lot of earthlings :wavey: & possibly aliens worlds!

YouTube - Ninja Assassin - Official Trailer [HD]

 

[Debi]

I am glad that Sindri still plays poker.

 

[switch0723]

did anyone see the federer thru the legs winner today?

ye, novak played really well aswell, realy good match. that was effectively the final, can't see federer losing in the final. I think novak was his biggest challenge, since even if nadal won his semi, federer would have breezed past a nadal who still wasnt match fit. Del Potro is going to have to play the match of his life with federer also having a shocking match for an upset to happen

 

[S93]

I am glad that Sindri still plays poker.

Im i that much easy money?

 

[vanquish]

i've been so lazy in terms of grinding/going to the gym recently

time to fix all of that today

 

[Debi]

Im i that much easy money?

No - you are just the only one who talks about it in this thread lately lol. I might have to move it to the Player's Lounge.

 

[vanquish]

heh i think i just made more $ this lecture (started at 10am) than the prof makes in an entire day of work

 

[eNTy]

im in 5th/30 or something in a $11 rebuy sat to the wcoop 33 ($1050) thats poker content...
its stupid though there will only be like 2 tickets and ill never get one

and this is generally the level of play, but mostly worse

UTG+1: t10025
UTG+2: t5525
MP1: t37640
MP2: t17254
CO: t6720
BTN: t22740
Hero (SB): t9595
BB: t10000
UTG: t20532
Pre Flop: (t2400) Hero is SB with 6 :spade: 6 :diamond:
3 folds, MP1 raises to t3000, 3 folds, Hero raises to t9495 all in, 1 fold, MP1 calls t6495
Flop: (t20890) 5 :club: 8 :diamond: Q :spade: (2 players - 1 is all in)
Turn: (t20890) 2 :diamond: (2 players - 1 is all in)
River: (t20890) 9 :diamond: (2 players - 1 is all in)
Final Pot: t20890
MP1 shows 7 :heart: T :club: (high card Queen)
Hero shows 6 :spade: 6 :diamond: (a pair of Sixes)
Hero wins t20890

 

[blankoblanco]

i'm laughin at kanye west

 

[switch0723]

I dunno if im laughing at him, or laughing coz what he did was like some of the most awesome ownage ever