From the request queue:
JayMFC: On a whim, Jay takes a vacation to sunny San Diego, CA and takes in the sights and sounds, from Sea World, to Tiajuana. On a chance occurance he meets up with a few CC players at Pechanga, the same casino that Jerry Yang used to satiellite into the main event. Sure enough, Mr Yang is representing his home turf at the 200/500 nl game. Having just won a huge settlement against the Piggily Wiggily Corporation, he sits down at this monster table. After eliminating all the others from the table, the cash game turns into a high stakes heads up showdown. After a grueling 31 straight hours of play, Jay takes away over 6.2 million from Yang. When asked what is he going to do with all that money, Jay simply replies with a smile, "Two chicks at the same time man."
JuiceeQ: While surfing the internet, she finds a network promotion to be an actual live player at the NBC Poker Heads Up Championship, and wins the promotion. While there she eliminates, in order, the following to get to the championship round: Brad Garret, Eli Ezra, Tom McEvoy, and Phil Hellmuth. Finally in the championship round, she faces off against Jamie "Evil" Gold, who proceeds to never close his mouth. JuiceeQ not only wins the championship and millions that go with it, but her huge stomping of Gold sets the way for huge endorsement contracts with Loreal, Nike,
bluff Magazine, and Mrs Pauls Fish Sticks (thanks to a lead in with the company from WVHillBilly). She also uses her celebrity for charity work to fight for pet's rights casuses in developing countries.
KennySeven: For years he will toil with
online poker and build up a modest
bankroll. Finally, after two years and hundres-of-thousands of
hands, he will find himself winning the UltimateBet bad beat jackpot of $180,000. He prompty withdrawls all the money from Ultimatebet and starts playing at
pokerstars. Eventually he gets recuited into Issac Haxton's poker cult, changes his name to "Party Dude" and becomes the first entrant into the
wsop Main Event wearing only a toga. Drinking heavily at the table and wildly winning pots, he declares himself (at the ESPN featured table no less) to be the "Undisputed EMPEROR of poker!" and commanded the bar waitress to feed him grapes. She complies. Kenny spends the rest of the event self indulging his emperor-like vices, while finishing a respectable 28th. After the main event, he disappears to his own private island.