Original poker quotes

[Captainine9]

I've seen a few threads for sharing favourite poker quotes, but we always have some good catchphrases comming up when talking about poker. So, I propose that in this thread we share some lines that could be used as poker quotes, but are of your own authorship. I'll start with examples such as:
"Poker is the art of choosing the right battles"
Or
"Learning to play poker is also learning to wait for the right time"
Doesn't sound too original, and were probably already said, but I have never read those anywhere lol
So, have you got any lines to share as your own poker quotes? Please do!

 

[Emily Trott]

"My tactic is to play by the seat of my pants. Unfortunately I often get spanked."

 

[dannystanks]

“Keep learning because you don’t know what you don’t know.”