*****NOVEMBER NARCOTICS POKER THREAD*****

[eNTy]

Wiiiiiiii !
I ran this hand past Stick and he explained to me that it was all luck.
'your semi-druff was caused by dandruff and always fold the baboons in the BB.'

I see it now: What happened was my horizontal chakra was totally misaligned with my aqua level and therefor I had no other choice than to resort to cannibalism and chew my own hand off which resulted in me not folding the set to an obvious bunny flop poker play. I should have known nothing good could have come of playing baboons vs a bunny flop poker play, but in the end I got lucky..

Dealt to entYy [Ts Th]
Dug raises to $0.40
entYy calls $0.40
netwebinfo folds
Major.Fool calls $0.40
Mukusuluva calls $0.40
Franci312131 folds
Tuomaa556 folds
*** FLOP *** [4h 3d 10d]
Dug bets $1.20
entYy calls $1.20
Major.Fool calls $1.20
Mukusuluva folds
*** TURN *** [Js]
Dug bets $2.75, and is all-in
entYy raises to $8.00, and is all-in
Major.Fool calls $8.00
Dug shows [Kd Kc]
entYy shows [Ts Th]
Major.Fool shows [Ad 6d]
*** RIVER *** [As]
*** SUMMARY ***
Dug shows [Kd Kc]
entYy shows [Ts Th]
Major.Fool shows [Ad 6d]
entYy collects $12.92
entYy collects $9.98

 

[WVHillbilly]

Wiiiiiiii !
I ran this hand past Stick and he explained to me that it was all luck.
'your semi-druff was caused by dandruff and always fold the baboons in the BB.'

I see it now: What happened was my horizontal chakra was totally misaligned with my aqua level and therefor I had no other choice than to resort to cannibalism and chew my own hand off which resulted in me not folding the set to an obvious bunny flop poker play. I should have known nothing good could have come of playing baboons vs a bunny flop poker play, but in the end I got lucky..

Dealt to entYy [Ts Th]
Dug raises to $0.40
entYy calls $0.40
netwebinfo folds
Major.Fool calls $0.40
Mukusuluva calls $0.40
Franci312131 folds
Tuomaa556 folds
*** FLOP *** [4h 3d 10d]
Dug bets $1.20
entYy calls $1.20
Major.Fool calls $1.20
Mukusuluva folds
*** TURN *** J♠
Dug bets $2.75, and is all-in
entYy raises to $8.00, and is all-in
Major.Fool calls $8.00
Dug shows [Kd Kc]
entYy shows [Ts Th]
Major.Fool shows [Ad 6d]
*** RIVER *** A♠
*** SUMMARY ***
Dug shows [Kd Kc]
entYy shows [Ts Th]
Major.Fool shows [Ad 6d]
entYy collects $12.92
entYy collects $9.98

Raise the flop!

 

[blankoblanco]

dodging bullets is boring imo, i catch them with my teeth baby

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HAND #1
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Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

Hero (BB): $52.30 (104.6 bb)
SB: $48.75 (97.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with A

K

SB raises to $1, Hero raises to $3.50, SB raises to $6, Hero raises to $20, SB raises to $48.75 and is all-in, Hero calls $28.75

Flop: ($97.50) Q

J

9

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Turn: ($97.50) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($97.50) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: $97.50 pot ($0.50 rake)
Hero showed A

K

(three of a kind, Kings) and won $97 ($48.25 net)
SB mucked A

A

(two pairs, Aces and Kings) and lost (-$48.75 net)

i orgasmed

 

[eNTy]

Raise the flop!

I know I should but as Dug only had a shortish stack (around $3-$4) I wanted Major.Fool in the hand cause he was full stacked. I'm lucky the diamond didn't hit huh ?

 

[eNTy]

^^ 1000th post in thread, YSY!

Is this a record ? I don't know for how long these threads have been going on.
I know it's already 200 posts bigger than October, which is ballin' imo !
I'm thinking I'm gonna have to get a beer to celebrate this (yes any occasion is a reason to get a beer.)

 

[switch0723]

i orgasmed

i felt it

 

[feitr]

I love playing fish in godmode...

The 2nd hand i posted was real weird coz he would like use those tiny donks as bluffs, blocking bets, and who knows what the hell it was used on the last hand when he rivered 2 pair. Mostly of a wtf is he thinking with that line sort of hand. The first hand the guy would have stacked off with any pair there, and prob called a 4B with any pair...he definitely wasn't folding to 3Bs that much i know. Last one was real nice, coz he was 3Bing like every hand and was pretty spewy postflop so i figured i'd "trap". But yea i'm a fish and got what i deserved.

Doing real good controling tilt now, and it isn't like any of those hands are that bad (especially the rivered 2 pair, but that hand is lol when looking at villain's line), but when you are playing guys that don't fold it is pretty disheartening when your "dream situations" don't pan out as you'd like (and it can be pretty tilt-inducing when they leave right after).

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HAND #1
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poker stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
Hero (SB): $195.40 (195.4 bb)
BB: $101 (101 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with Q

Q

Hero raises to $3, BB raises to $8, Hero raises to $25, BB calls $17
Flop: ($50) 2

8

4

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $33, BB raises to $76 and is all-in, Hero calls $43
Turn: ($202) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($202) K

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results:[spoil] $202 pot ($0.50 rake)
BB showed 8

8

(three of a kind, Eights) and won $201.50 ($100.50 net)
Hero mucked Q

Q

(a pair of Queens) and lost (-$101 net)
[/spoil]

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HAND #2
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Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
Hero (SB): $141.05 (141.1 bb)
BB: $103.65 (103.7 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with Q

K

Hero raises to $3, BB calls $2
Flop: ($6) 6

8

J

(2 players)
BB bets $2, Hero calls $2
Turn: ($10) Q

(2 players)
BB bets $2, Hero raises to $8, BB calls $6
River: ($26) 7

(2 players)
BB bets $3, Hero raises to $19, BB calls $16
Results:[spoil] $64 pot ($0.50 rake)
Hero showed Q

K

(a pair of Queens) and lost (-$32 net)
BB showed 6

7

(two pairs, Sevens and Sixes) and won $63.50 ($31.50 net)
[/spoil]

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HAND #1
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party poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 2 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker
Hero (SB): $128.50 (128.5 bb)
BB: $108.90 (108.9 bb)
Pre-Flop: Hero is SB with Q

Q

Hero raises to $3, BB raises to $11, Hero calls $8
Flop: ($22) 7

8

7

(2 players)
BB bets $16, Hero raises to $39, BB raises to $97.90 and is all-in, Hero calls $58.90
Turn: ($217.80) T

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: ($217.80) 2

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
Results:[spoil] $217.80 pot ($0.50 rake)

Oh villain had 97o in the last hand.

 

[dufferdevon]

This is how to start the $30k GTD

Date:2008/11/25 19:16:44 ETType:Tournament (122500928)Game:Hold'em NLTable:'122500928 312' 9-maxBlinds: $15/30

Table info:

Seat 1: doumdoum885 ($2,810)
Seat 2: cisco31264 ($6,480)
Seat 3: jusgabela ($2,640)
Seat 4: luckydal ($2,930)
Seat 5: djgolfcan ($3,270)
Dealer
Seat 6: crocop76 ($2,995)
Posts small blind $15
Seat 7: Mitch877 ($2,930)
Posts big blind $30
Seat 8: creekindian2 ($5,720)
Seat 9: gousimakani ($4,015)

Dealt to djgolfcan

Check odds
Preflop: (Pot: $45)

FOLD gousimakani
FOLD doumdoum885
RAISE cisco31264, to $210
FOLD jusgabela
FOLD luckydal
RAISE djgolfcan, to $450
FOLD crocop76
FOLD Mitch877
CALL creekindian2, $420
CALL cisco31264, $240


Check odds
Flop: (Pot: $1,365)

CHECK creekindian2
BET cisco31264, $390
RAISE djgolfcan, to $1,050
CALL creekindian2, $1,050
RAISE cisco31264, to $6,030 and is ALL-IN
CALL djgolfcan, $1,770 and is ALL-IN
CALL creekindian2, $4,220 and is ALL-IN
RETURN cisco31264, $760



Check odds
Turn: (Pot: $14,725)

River: (Pot: $14,725)

Showdown:

SHOWS creekindian2

SHOWS cisco31264

SHOWS djgolfcan

cisco31264 wins the pot of $4,900 with a full house, Sevens full of Queens
djgolfcan wins the pot of $9,825 with four of a kind, Queens

 

[switch0723]

epic 1.5k hand breakeven day. Found a complete fish who had fold to 3 bet and fold to 4 bet stats of 0%, so obviously value towned the shit out of him. Just a shame he hit every single fecking flop, highlight of which was my a,t vs his t,3 on a tt3 flop in a 3bet pot and he finished +3.5 buyins on me, ugh. Alls good though, i likey a challenge

 

[KingCurtis]

a non tilter for the tilting tilters in this tilting world or game...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdQj2ohqCBk&eurl=http://lolcats.com/video/17/

 

[WVHillbilly]

As close as I've ever come to folding a set (boat). Villain is 10/2/1 and never shows up here without a hand that beats me. Seriously considered folding to the min bet on the turn but just couldn't bring myself to do it.


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HAND #1
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Full Tilt, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

UTG+2: $45.05 (90.1 bb)
MP1: $22 (44 bb)
MP2: $69.85 (139.7 bb)
MP3: $49.75 (99.5 bb)
CO: $9.25 (18.5 bb)
Hero (BTN): $62.70 (125.4 bb)
SB: $50 (100 bb)
BB: $24.60 (49.2 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with 3

3

2 folds, MP2 raises to $1.50, MP3 calls $1.50, CO folds, Hero calls $1.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($5.25) J

3

6

(3 players)
MP2 checks, MP3 checks, Hero bets $3.50, MP2 calls $3.50, MP3 calls $3.50

Turn: ($15.75) 6

(3 players)
MP2 checks, MP3 checks, Hero bets $9, MP2 calls $9, MP3 raises to $18, Hero calls $9, MP2 folds

River: ($60.75) A

(2 players)
MP3 bets $26.75 and is all-in, Hero calls $26.75

Results: $114.25 pot ($3 rake)
MP3 showed J

J

(a full house, Jacks full of Sixes) and won $111.25 ($61.50 net)
Hero mucked 3

3

(a full house, Threes full of Sixes) and lost (-$49.75 net)

 

[Jagsti]

Ship a winning session one time, for the love of god

 

[ChuckTs]

Same here!

Went to the chiropractor yesterday, went to the wrong ****ing building, went home, called to schedule another appointment for like today or thurs, figured out that I went somewhere one block east of the actual place. They said I could come up again, so up I go with a broken back biking up. Get it all done, come home, I'm exhausted and can actually sleep comfortably this time, so I pass out from 5pm to 2am.

Wake up, and have a nice 1k session. yay! Everything went my way, even that nasty QJd float hand where I ended up calling and sucking out on the river (vs A3 lol). There goes the analysis.

 

[Jagsti]

Actually Chuck my post should read, Please ship a winning session!!! This is officially the worst downswing in poker history

 

[ChuckTs]

oh

 

[tenbob]

Another nasty mini session last night. Hands of note were AA<JJ arrin pre, and AK vs a half stack playing AQ on KQx flop and him spiking the river when most of the money was already in. Month is still well ++ though.

1500 vpp's left for the bonus, by the looks of it might have to put in a massive sunday evening, got monday booked off work already.

 

[eNTy]

WOOOO !
After 18 days of playing on Everest I am back to my original deposit amount !
We'll just forget about the $90 unlocked bonus money that I don't have

Important thing for the moment is that I didn't lose money
From now to December 9th the goal is to make a profit, bring it Everest !

 

[vanquish]

what's winning like?

 

[blankoblanco]

what's winning like?

antonio esfandiari's gimmick account?

 

[vanquish]

antonio esfandiari's gimmick account?

stfu nit

 

[tenbob]

Good God, I think the CC curse is catching up with me.

Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

UTG+1: $100.85 (100.9 bb)
MP1: $99 (99 bb)
MP2: $51.85 (51.9 bb)
MP3: $100 (100 bb)
CO: $100 (100 bb)
Hero (BTN): $117.75 (117.8 bb)
SB: $100 (100 bb)
BB: $121.50 (121.5 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BTN with A

K

5 folds, Hero raises to $4, SB folds, BB raises to $13, Hero raises to $27, BB raises to $121.50 and is all-in, Hero calls $90.75 and is all-in

Flop: ($236) 5

7

7

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
Turn: ($236) 2

(2 players, 2 are all-in)
River: ($236) T

(2 players, 2 are all-in)

Results: $236 pot ($3 rake)
BB showed A

T

(two pairs, Tens and Sevens) and won $233 ($115.25 net)
Hero mucked A

K

(a pair of Sevens) and lost (-$117.75 net)

 

[tenbob]

lolaments

Poker Stars, $11 Buy-in (100/200 blinds) NL Hold'em Tourney, 9 Players
Hand History Converter by Stoxpoker

CO: 4,985 (24.9 bb)
BTN: 12,370 (61.9 bb)
SB: 6,582 (32.9 bb)
Hero (BB): 5,355 (26.8 bb)
UTG: 14,790 (74 bb)
UTG+1: 9,830 (49.2 bb)
MP1: 13,140 (65.7 bb)
MP2: 10,608 (53 bb)
MP3: 2,027 (10.1 bb)

Pre-Flop: Hero is BB with 3

A

UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to 400, 6 folds, Hero calls 200

Flop: (900) 3

9

Q

(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets 400, Hero raises to 4,955 and is all-in, UTG+1 calls 4,555

Turn: (10,810) J

(2 players, 1 is all-in)
River: (10,810) 6

(2 players, 1 is all-in)

Results: 10,810 pot
Hero showed 3

A

(a pair of Threes) and won 10,810 (5,455 net)
UTG+1 showed A

K

(high card Ace) and lost (-5,355 net)

 

[switch0723]

man just realised i have a few major leaks in my HU game that i really need to plug.

1. I've realised im major spewy with middle pp's oop in 3 bet pots. i.e. i stacked a k,6,5,4 board with TT. worst part is that fact that i check/called flop check shoved turn, which like makes no sense whatsoever, so definately need to sort that out

2. I'm making way to many marginal river calls against lines which just clearly aren't bluffs

3. I am failing to realise when i have absolutely no fold equity. I.E. 3 betting q,t, c betting k,j,x flop, getting raised by a nit for most of his stack, yet still thinking i have some fold equity so ship it in anyway and get insta called by KK. Hit a 9 on the river though to win which just heightens my belief that insta shoves are reward by better all in ev

 

[Jagsti]

what's winning like?

I can't remember, I have to log in to other players blogs, and chk out some of the crazy graphs in 2+2 to even see what winnings like imfo!

 

[switch0723]

there is seriously nothing more annoying than playing a really passive nit, grinding a profit slowly but surely, getting up like 15 bucks after a gajillion hands, then losing 1 all in pre coin flip and having to start all over again