Micro limit cash tables, 5 volunteers needed

[KerouacsDog]

Guys, a serious post from me for once.

Played cash tables at Absolute and Costadelpoker tonight, and had very good success. tenbob was with me at costadelpoker.
Wont go into detail, but i was incredibly loose, and managed to double my bankrolls on both(100xBB) in under an hour.
also played a sng with dakota at absolute, and was calling out my hands and going all-in, and still winning(the fabled 84 sooooted) did it again.


What I need is 5 experienced online cash table players to do an experiment with me, over a course of one hundred hands, at either Absolute or Costa. You will not lose, as I will chipdump to anyone who is down, I promise.

You need to have msn, and an external email account so I can send you the rules, and you need to be available around 4pm(uk) tomorrow, thursday, at either site(i prefer costa, its cheaper, but either one)


After the game, I will go through the hand histories and prove my theory about these tables, if not I'll looka fool and you can all have a good laugh at my expense.
If(hopefully not if, but when) my theory is proven, we can clean up at the tables if you stick to the rules that hopefully I will amass from this experiment.
Thanks in advance,
KD

 

[tenbob]

Interesting......... Im not around for poker until next week, if you want to hold off until then ill give it a shot. Otherwise work away without me, id be inerested in hearing your thoery though.

 

[aloevera]

I'm in at costadel, low limit tables right!!! What time is that here!!

 

[KerouacsDog]

got to go to work tonight, doh, will continue to work it out, and get back to you, ok?

 

[Egon Towst]

I`d be happy to help, KD. Got BR at both sites, either will suit me.

Let me know when, will show up if free.

 

[DESSERTLADY]

Guys, a serious post from me for once.

Played cash tables at Absolute and Costadelpoker tonight, and had very good success. tenbob was with me at costadelpoker.
Wont go into detail, but i was incredibly loose, and managed to double my bankrolls on both(100xBB) in under an hour.
also played a sng with dakota at absolute, and was calling out my hands and going all-in, and still winning(the fabled 84 sooooted) did it again.

What I need is 5 experienced online cash table players to do an experiment with me, over a course of one hundred hands, at either Absolute or Costa. You will not lose, as I will chipdump to anyone who is down, I promise.

KD

KD, Well done yesterday on the cash tables.

I know you are trying to do an experiment but the part about chip dumping kind of concerns me. If it isn't a private table(I have no idea if it is or isn't) but if it isn't, if you chip dump to 5 others, if someone other than a CC member is there wouldn't that look kind of suspicious and all?

I know it isn't any of my business but it just worried me that you and possibly others could get their accounts suspended for collusion if it is at an open table. I don't want my CC buds in trouble is all.

 

[Egon Towst]

I know it isn't any of my business but it just worried me that you and possibly others could get their accounts suspended for collusion if it is at an open table. I don't want my CC buds in trouble is all.

Good point, if there`s anyone at the table but us, better not.

Not really necessary, anyway. If we play 2c/4c, we`re only in for a couple of dollars each. That ain`t gonna hurt anyone.

 

[KerouacsDog]

KD, Well done yesterday on the cash tables.

I know you are trying to do an experiment but the part about chip dumping kind of concerns me. If it isn't a private table(I have no idea if it is or isn't) but if it isn't, if you chip dump to 5 others, if someone other than a CC member is there wouldn't that look kind of suspicious and all?

I know it isn't any of my business but it just worried me that you and possibly others could get their accounts suspended for collusion if it is at an open table. I don't want my CC buds in trouble is all.

christ, you are right. its just that i normally chip-dump to my girl in heads up, so its not a problem.
she's crap at poker as well, but good in the kitchen/bedroom, so i tie her to bungee cord between the two. cant have her wearing out too much of her carpet can we?

 

[KerouacsDog]

Good point, if there`s anyone at the table but us, better not.

Not really necessary, anyway. If we play 2c/4c, we`re only in for a couple of dollars each. That ain`t gonna hurt anyone.

its not like we are going to lose, lol!
not if we semi TAG up?

 

[N0_Y0ur_R0le]

lmao this sounds kinda hypocrytical seeing as how you want to practice your little 5 man colluted ring game, when you just recently bashed the living hell out of some guy for buying a poker bot, while pledging alegiance to the art of poker. Your coming off as a major dumb as$ right about now.

 

[Egon Towst]

lmao this sounds kinda hypocrytical seeing as how you want to practice your little 5 man colluted ring game, when you just recently bashed the living hell out of some guy for buying a poker bot, while pledging alegiance to the art of poker. Your coming off as a major dumb as$ right about now.

You misunderstand, friend. We have no time for cheaters and no interest in cheating. But we are students of the game and its tactics.

KD has a new theory on strategy he wants to test, and the best way to test it is in a private game with friends who will all share the hand histories with him for analysis afterwards.

 

[N0_Y0ur_R0le]

Then Tag up means???

 

[Stick66]

Then Tag up means???

TAG = Tight/Aggressive

KD's usage would be "Not if we semi-tighten up."

 

[KerouacsDog]

lmao this sounds kinda hypocrytical seeing as how you want to practice your little 5 man colluted ring game, when you just recently bashed the living hell out of some guy for buying a poker bot, while pledging alegiance to the art of poker. Your coming off as a major dumb as$ right about now.

thanks mate, and I am. its not collusion, if everone there is in on it, as there will be no other person at the table. 5 volunteers, plus me, at a 6 seater table. its an experiment.
why dont you use your former username, you know the one you used when you posted about poker pilot? its a little too obvious mate.

 

[N0_Y0ur_R0le]

Alright hear this out dog, how about this, there is no stradegy coming from a rookie's mind (thats you) that has not already been discovered, and/or executed in a ring game. I don't know what your trying to "examine" by playing your own game with 5 players, but it will just be a waste of your time and the other 5 people's time. If you cannot grasp the skill of the game, maybe you should spend more time drinking and less time playing poker. Oh sorry if this offends anyone. Let me suggest you study the art of the gnat, thats how you get your 10 seat ITM in the mid 50's like mine.

 

[KerouacsDog]

Alright hear this out dog, how about this, there is no stradegy coming from a rookie's mind (thats you) that has not already been discovered, and/or executed in a ring game. I don't know what your trying to "examine" by playing your own game with 5 players, but it will just be a waste of your time and the other 5 people's time. If you cannot grasp the skill of the game, maybe you should spend more time drinking and less time playing poker. Oh sorry if this offends anyone. Let me suggest you study the art of the gnat, thats how you get your 10 seat ITM in the mid 50's like mine.

1st, its know, not no for your username.
2nd, how am I a rookie?
3rd, so we wont learn anything playing a 6-seater? if we dont, at least we have fun.
4th, Ive grasped the skill of the game. Have you grasped it's also about fun, you know, having fun with your mates? have you any?
5th, 10 seat ITM in the 50's? pretty good. Where do you play, so I can check the tournament leaderboard. You must be high up. I placed 4 mtt's in one week at costadelpoker.com, whilst beta-testing, i finished 319 out of 12000, just for placing those 4.
Finally, bring your bankroll to costadelpoker.com, when it goes live, we'll shuffle up and play, how about that? And use your original username from when we first met, re poker pilot, ok?

KerouacsDog(and always will be KerouacsDog, or KD to my friends)

 

[N0_Y0ur_R0le]

1)You suck
2)I'll destroy you if we ever play together
3)Your a rookie in my book
4)Can you bake me some cookies, um chocalate chip?
5)I have a home game that I play with my friends for fun, I play to win money when I play online, not to have fun
6)One of your girls 3 men she fantasises about is Clay Aiken
7)Another one of here 3 men is William Hung
8)Ill let you and your girl share hole cards and Ill beat you both at the same time
9)Are my cookies ready yet?
10)I'm not the poker pilot guy
11)My 7 year old nephew would bust you heads up
12)kNOw your role, and shut your mouth

 

[F Paulsson]

1)You suck
2)I'll destroy you if we ever play together
3)Your a rookie in my book
4)Can you bake me some cookies, um chocalate chip?
5)I have a home game that I play with my friends for fun, I play to win money when I play online, not to have fun
6)One of your girls 3 men she fantasises about is Clay Aiken
7)Another one of here 3 men is William Hung
8)Ill let you and your girl share hole cards and Ill beat you both at the same time
9)Are my cookies ready yet?
10)I'm not the poker pilot guy
11)My 7 year old nephew would bust you heads up
12)kNOw your role, and shut your mouth

On tilt, much?

 

[aloevera]

1)You suck
2)I'll destroy you if we ever play together
3)Your a rookie in my book
4)Can you bake me some cookies, um chocalate chip?
5)I have a home game that I play with my friends for fun, I play to win money when I play online, not to have fun
6)One of your girls 3 men she fantasises about is Clay Aiken
7)Another one of here 3 men is William Hung
8)Ill let you and your girl share hole cards and Ill beat you both at the same time
9)Are my cookies ready yet?
10)I'm not the poker pilot guy
11)My 7 year old nephew would bust you heads up
12)kNOw your role, and shut your mouth

No your role! I see you only have a few posts here. You should recognize what your name is and NO YOUR ROLE. And you are being pretty ignorant in my opinion. This is a very freindly forum and KD is cool, your overstepping your boundaries, if you don't want no part of this than don't post here in this thread. And leave the rest of us be. Were adults and can make up our own minds.

 

[KerouacsDog]

On tilt, much?

too easy really, isnt it.

 

[KerouacsDog]

No your role! I see you only have a few posts here. You should recognize what your name is and NO YOUR ROLE. And you are being pretty ignorant in my opinion. This is a very freindly forum and KD is cool, your overstepping your boundaries, if you don't want no part of this than don't post here in this thread. And leave the rest of us be. Were adults and can make up our own minds.

not sure about me being cool, but I really appreciate your support against this fish.
KD

 

[Tammy]

I'm closing this thread before the insults get any more heated.