(Mercy) kill me now...

[IADaveMark]

Confession:

After a few months of hanging with you fine folks, I just stuck my head back into the poker sub-reddit. Good lord that is populated by horrible people. But please don't hold it against me that I stepped out on you—even briefly.

I'm going to go take a shower, slam some Xanax, and maybe schedule a couple of therapy sessions.

And remember, the solution to life, the universe, and everything (according to /r/poker): "Fold pre"

 

[ATL2000]

I find that a good rule of thumb is don't go on Reddit.

Seriously, just don't do it.

 

[MrPokerVerse]

You seem to have suffered enough already. Putting you down now would just be overkill.

 

[Shells]

 

[fernandofcp]

Dear IADaveMark, I don't think this is an objectionable act on your part, but I appreciate your courage in sharing your experience. Death can wait... long live the gift of life! Long live you and all poker players!