Matt Berkey tweeted this hilariously cringey blog post

[ChickenArise]

Matt Berkey tweeted this hilariously cringey blog post

https://www.reddit.com/r/poker/comments/chhcit/an_online_pros_first_day_playing_live/

 

[Jack Reacher]

Asian pro opens to $15 from MP. Folds to me on the BU with AdAh. I think about how I'm going to mix. 12.5% raise to $30. 16.8% raise to 45, 25.7% raise to $60, and 52.3% Call. I run an RNG generator in my head and decide on a Call.Best part by far.

 

[ChickenArise]

This part killed me:

"I try to think of a way to liven up the table. I see the Player across from me order a sandwich and I yell "LOOSEY GOOSEY. LOOSEY GOOSEY.". Everyone looks at me weird.

F***ng normies."

 

[ChickenArise]

"You have Jacks?" he continues. I make a mental note to protect my cards better because clearly this dickhead is peaking at my cards.

 

[MilesTheGOAT]

I gave up reading it, it was too annoying haha.

 

[belladonna05]

I don't know how I missed this, he included r/teenagers, r/incels and r/mgtows. Did I miss any? Wouldn't want to not include the best reddit has to offer.

 

[neptun1914]

Made my day. :laugh: