Lol funny chat

arkadiy

arkadiy

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I might not have played this great but I was trying to suck out every penny and scared to get him to fold :D

First, the hand:
pokerstars Game #18029205781: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/06/09 - 18:23:48 (ET)
Table 'Jetta II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ad182 ($19.45 in chips)
Seat 2: Arkadiy ($13.65 in chips)
Seat 3: MeWantSilver ($5.85 in chips)
Seat 5: schnitz0r ($41.55 in chips)
Arkadiy: posts small blind $0.10
MeWantSilver: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Arkadiy [As Ah]
schnitz0r: folds
ad182: raises $0.25 to $0.50
Arkadiy: raises $0.75 to $1.25
MeWantSilver: folds
ad182: raises $0.75 to $2
Arkadiy: raises $1.75 to $3.75
ad182: raises $1.75 to $5.50
Arkadiy: raises $3.75 to $9.25
ad182: raises $3.75 to $13
Arkadiy: raises $0.65 to $13.65 and is all-in
ad182: calls $0.65
*** FLOP *** [4d 8c 3d]
*** TURN *** [4d 8c 3d] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [4d 8c 3d Qc] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Arkadiy: shows [As Ah] (a pair of Aces)
ad182: mucks hand
Arkadiy collected $26.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $27.55 | Rake $1.35
Board [4d 8c 3d Qc 2d]
Seat 1: ad182 (button) mucked [7d 7h]
Seat 2: Arkadiy (small blind) showed [As Ah] and won ($26.20) with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: MeWantSilver (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: schnitz0r folded before Flop (didn't bet)



ad182 said, "nice hang"
ad182 said, "hand"
Arkadiy said, "ty"
ad182 said, "**** n00b"
ad182 said, "THJFOEQCSQDPOHPFJECDA"


lol
 
pantin007

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lol at 8-bet 77 preflop, that is as good as it gets
 
MrMuckets

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Didn't you read that post about folding pocket aces.:p:p:p
 
Dorkus Malorkus

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ad182: raises $0.25 to $0.50
Arkadiy: raises $0.75 to $1.25
MeWantSilver: folds
ad182: raises $0.75 to $2
Arkadiy: raises $1.75 to $3.75
ad182: raises $1.75 to $5.50
Arkadiy: raises $3.75 to $9.25
ad182: raises $3.75 to $13
Arkadiy: raises $0.65 to $13.65 and is all-in

[x] more amusing than the chat

:p
 
wayschaff

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after the first reraise i think that would have been a good indication that his 7's were no good and funny thing is he calls you a nood.
 
WVHillbilly

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9th bet is always Aces. Should have saved himself .65 and folded.
 
Egon Towst

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That`s pretty good, m8, but the funniest chat I ever saw was this classic:


Chat1a
 
l Love Beer

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9th bet is always Aces. Should have saved himself .65 and folded.

Havent laughed this hard at an online forum post in a long time.

Edit: Must have overlooked this the first time around... it's right on up there.


14-bet smaller imo
 
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acemcnasty

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Stubborn or just plain dumb, probably both. Way to feed him the rope over 20 mini raises, a "nice hang" indeed.
 
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