Lol funny chat

[arkadiy]

I might not have played this great but I was trying to suck out every penny and scared to get him to fold

First, the hand:
pokerstars Game #18029205781: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/06/09 - 18:23:48 (ET)
Table 'Jetta II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ad182 ($19.45 in chips)
Seat 2: Arkadiy ($13.65 in chips)
Seat 3: MeWantSilver ($5.85 in chips)
Seat 5: schnitz0r ($41.55 in chips)
Arkadiy: posts small blind $0.10
MeWantSilver: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Arkadiy [As Ah]
schnitz0r: folds
ad182: raises $0.25 to $0.50
Arkadiy: raises $0.75 to $1.25
MeWantSilver: folds
ad182: raises $0.75 to $2
Arkadiy: raises $1.75 to $3.75
ad182: raises $1.75 to $5.50
Arkadiy: raises $3.75 to $9.25
ad182: raises $3.75 to $13
Arkadiy: raises $0.65 to $13.65 and is all-in
ad182: calls $0.65
*** FLOP *** [4d 8c 3d]
*** TURN *** [4d 8c 3d] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [4d 8c 3d Qc] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Arkadiy: shows [As Ah] (a pair of Aces)
ad182: mucks hand
Arkadiy collected $26.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $27.55 | Rake $1.35
Board [4d 8c 3d Qc 2d]
Seat 1: ad182 (button) mucked [7d 7h]
Seat 2: Arkadiy (small blind) showed [As Ah] and won ($26.20) with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: MeWantSilver (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: schnitz0r folded before Flop (didn't bet)



ad182 said, "nice hang"
ad182 said, "hand"
Arkadiy said, "ty"
ad182 said, "**** n00b"
ad182 said, "THJFOEQCSQDPOHPFJECDA"


lol

 

[Stick66]

obv fold, noob

 

[pantin007]

lol at 8-bet 77 preflop, that is as good as it gets

 

[MrMuckets]

Didn't you read that post about folding pocket aces.

 

[Dorkus Malorkus]

ad182: raises $0.25 to $0.50
Arkadiy: raises $0.75 to $1.25
MeWantSilver: folds
ad182: raises $0.75 to $2
Arkadiy: raises $1.75 to $3.75
ad182: raises $1.75 to $5.50
Arkadiy: raises $3.75 to $9.25
ad182: raises $3.75 to $13
Arkadiy: raises $0.65 to $13.65 and is all-in

[x] more amusing than the chat

 

[pantin007]

he does love his minbets....

 

[wayschaff]

after the first reraise i think that would have been a good indication that his 7's were no good and funny thing is he calls you a nood.

 

[ChuckTs]

14-bet smaller imo

 

[WVHillbilly]

9th bet is always Aces. Should have saved himself .65 and folded.

 

[Egon Towst]

That`s pretty good, m8, but the funniest chat I ever saw was this classic:

 

[l Love Beer]

9th bet is always Aces. Should have saved himself .65 and folded.

Havent laughed this hard at an online forum post in a long time.

Edit: Must have overlooked this the first time around... it's right on up there.


14-bet smaller imo

 

[acemcnasty]

Stubborn or just plain dumb, probably both. Way to feed him the rope over 20 mini raises, a "nice hang" indeed.