GDRileyx
Rock Star
Platinum Level
In live cards, everybody at the table shares germs from their hands to the cards. One night, I'm sitting next to a woman, who folds her cards, runs to the bathroom, and is back in time for the next deal. I said, "You know we all share germs across these cards, and I know you weren't in there long enough to wash your hands." She said, "Don't worry, I didn't wipe."