i wanna here funny stories

[jph6696]

i have a quick story,at a final table for 5 dollars buy in torn no rebuys,top prise was liek 380 bucks,i was in chip lead,theni get a know on the door and it's my grandfather who i never seen in like 5 yrs along with four of my cousins i meeting for the first...Try explaining to you 96 yr grandfather ,and cousins you never met,that you in ap oker game,and if they would mind sticking around a good hour to watch your play poker..lollolol..never happen ,my girlfriend ended up taking over for me while I entertain my relatives. need less to say my girl plays poker as well as she cooks(we eat out all the time lololo i'm dead )i ended up with 47 bucks for 5th....grrrrrrr,,i was mad stacked
over & out
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joeh
jph6696

 

[wsorbust]

my girl plays poker as well as she cooks(we eat out all the time lololo i'm dead )

lol. . . Sorry to hear that. I hope she's pretty...

 

[jph6696]

red head and smoking..lol

o yes she makes up for it.......red head ya know..savage in the____horibble behind a stove...lol....

 

[wsorbust]

lol.


I was playing a tourney last tuesday morning at around 3am, had about 14k in chips while the rest of the table had around 2-3. Anyway. . . I'm probably 8th out of 200. I'm in Tampa, so, the tropical storm is coming through, the server crashes. . . doesn't come back up until maybe 6 hours later....wham bam jam . . . There goes my 14k in chips without a fighting chance on my part. Maybe more sad than funny ...Good thing it was only a free roll.

 

[Cardsharp]

Alright I got one, it just happend today. My friend who is a complete donk Just put $50 on pokerstars and turned it into $550. Lol I've never seen someone get so lucky. I saw him call someones all in for $50 and catch a gutshot straight! He must have got about 5 or 6 full house, 10ace high flushes...How can a man get so lucky?

 

[wsorbust]

How can a man get so lucky?

Ah...what that must feel like. Back home they call me "The Cooler".



no. not really!

 

[Cardsharp]

My god, he was at it again today! He took a $225 pot with a runner runner flush! I cant beleive how lucky he is!