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i rule at razz. made funnier by the fact villain was table captain, berating everyone for their crappy play. T high is obv good here, pls don't comment on my play >.>

pokerstars Game #6044976394: HORSE (Razz Limit, $1/$2) - 2006/08/25 - 10:09:35 (ET)
Table 'Honoria' 8-max
Seat 1: cockykuzy ($51.05 in chips)
Seat 2: joshb729 ($50.10 in chips)
Seat 4: Qhr1s ($61.45 in chips)
Seat 5: JustABozo ($27.30 in chips)
Seat 6: chelseabass ($26.95 in chips)
Seat 7: LiLsExYnRc ($9.30 in chips)
chelseabass: posts the ante $0.10
LiLsExYnRc: posts the ante $0.10
cockykuzy: posts the ante $0.10
joshb729: posts the ante $0.10
Qhr1s: posts the ante $0.10
JustABozo: posts the ante $0.10
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to cockykuzy [8d]
Dealt to joshb729 [Ts]
Dealt to Qhr1s [4d Ah Kc]
Dealt to JustABozo [9c]
Dealt to chelseabass [5d]
Dealt to LiLsExYnRc [6d]
pokerlvr has returned
Qhr1s: brings-in low $0.50
JustABozo: folds
chelseabass: folds
LiLsExYnRc: folds
Jetts has returned
cockykuzy: folds
joshb729: raises $0.50 to $1
Qhr1s: calls $0.50
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to joshb729 [Ts] [Jh]
Dealt to Qhr1s [4d Ah Kc] [8h]
joshb729: bets $1
Qhr1s: raises $1 to $2
joshb729: raises $1 to $3
Qhr1s: calls $1
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to joshb729 [Ts Jh] [5h]
Dealt to Qhr1s [4d Ah Kc 8h] [2h]
joshb729: bets $2
Qhr1s: raises $2 to $4
joshb729: raises $2 to $6
Qhr1s: calls $2
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to joshb729 [Ts Jh 5h] [Tc]
Dealt to Qhr1s [4d Ah Kc 8h 2h] [Th]
Qhr1s: bets $2
joshb729: calls $2
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to Qhr1s [4d Ah Kc 8h 2h Th] [2d]
Qhr1s: checks
joshb729: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
joshb729: shows [8s 3d Ts Jh 5h Tc 8c] (Lo: J,T,8,5,3)
Qhr1s: shows [4d Ah Kc 8h 2h Th 2d] (Lo: T,8,4,2,A)
Qhr1s collected $23.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $24.60 | Rake $1
Seat 1: cockykuzy folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 2: joshb729 showed [8s 3d Ts Jh 5h Tc 8c] and lost with Lo: J,T,8,5,3
Seat 4: Qhr1s showed [4d Ah Kc 8h 2h Th 2d] and won ($23.60) with Lo: T,8,4,2,A
Seat 5: JustABozo folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 6: chelseabass folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 7: LiLsExYnRc folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)

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this one is just hilarious.

PokerStars Game #6045397999: HORSE (Omaha Hi/Lo Limit, $1/$2) - 2006/08/25 - 11:21:14 (ET)
Table 'Honoria' 8-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: cockykuzy ($46.70 in chips)
Seat 2: joshb729 ($87.75 in chips)
Seat 3: Zeatrix ($72.55 in chips)
Seat 4: Qhr1s ($74.15 in chips)
Seat 5: Lassito ($12 in chips)
Seat 6: chelseabass ($23.20 in chips)
Seat 7: chipwitch ($42.45 in chips)
Seat 8: AusTexLwyr ($51.75 in chips)
AusTexLwyr: posts small blind $0.50
cockykuzy: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Qhr1s [2d Ad 9h 7c]
joshb729: folds
Zeatrix: folds
Qhr1s: calls $1
Lassito: calls $1
chelseabass: folds
chipwitch: calls $1
AusTexLwyr: folds
cockykuzy: checks
*** FLOP *** [4c 7s 9s]
cockykuzy: bets $1
Qhr1s: raises $1 to $2
Lassito: calls $2
chipwitch: calls $2
cockykuzy: calls $1
*** TURN *** [4c 7s 9s] [9c]
cockykuzy: checks
Qhr1s: bets $2
Lassito: calls $2
chipwitch: calls $2
cockykuzy: calls $2
*** RIVER *** [4c 7s 9s 9c] [6d]
cockykuzy: checks
Qhr1s: bets $2
Lassito: raises $2 to $4
chipwitch: raises $2 to $6
cockykuzy: calls $6
Qhr1s: raises $2 to $8
Betting is capped
Lassito: calls $3 and is all-in
chipwitch: calls $2
cockykuzy: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Qhr1s: shows [2d Ad 9h 7c] (HI: a full house, Nines full of Sevens; LO: 7,6,4,2,A)
chipwitch: shows [Jd 2s Th Ah] (HI: a pair of Nines; LO: 7,6,4,2,A)
cockykuzy: mucks hand
Qhr1s collected $1.50 from side pot
Qhr1s collected $0.75 from side pot
chipwitch collected $0.75 from side pot
Lassito: shows [3c 5d Ac 2h] (HI: a straight, Three to Seven; LO: 7,6,4,2,A)
Qhr1s collected $23.75 from main pot
Qhr1s collected $7.95 from main pot
Lassito collected $7.90 from main pot
chipwitch collected $7.90 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $51.50 Main pot $47.50. Side pot $3. | Rake $1
Board [4c 7s 9s 9c 6d]
Seat 1: cockykuzy (big blind) mucked [8d 2c Js Ts]
Seat 2: joshb729 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Zeatrix folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Qhr1s showed [2d Ad 9h 7c] and won ($33.95) with HI: a full house, Nines full of Sevens; LO: 7,6,4,2,A
Seat 5: Lassito showed [3c 5d Ac 2h] and won ($7.90) with HI: a straight, Three to Seven; LO: 7,6,4,2,A
Seat 6: chelseabass folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: chipwitch (button) showed [Jd 2s Th Ah] and won ($8.65) with HI: a pair of Nines; LO: 7,6,4,2,A
Seat 8: AusTexLwyr (small blind) folded before Flop
 
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Especially once your opponent paired his 10s on 6th street, you were gold. Nice play.
 
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Here's why i both love and hate these HORSE SnGs:

PokerStars Game #6054046269: Tournament #30671950, $3.00+$0.40 HORSE (7 Card Stud Hi/Lo Limit) - Level X (400/800) - 2006/08/26 - 01:18:42 (ET)
Table '30671950 1' 8-max
Seat 2: MrKoz (3336 in chips)
Seat 4: BKrywko1 (1677 in chips)
Seat 5: Howdyhusker (1740 in chips)
Seat 6: rgv11 (4325 in chips)
Seat 7: stardust24 (922 in chips)
MrKoz: posts the ante 80
BKrywko1: posts the ante 80
Howdyhusker: posts the ante 80
rgv11: posts the ante 80
stardust24: posts the ante 80
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to MrKoz [8s]
Dealt to BKrywko1 [Ad Ts Ah]
Dealt to Howdyhusker [6h]
Dealt to rgv11 [Ks]
Dealt to stardust24 [5s]
stardust24: brings-in low 120
MrKoz: calls 120
BKrywko1: raises 280 to 400
Howdyhusker: folds
rgv11: folds
stardust24: calls 280
MrKoz: calls 280
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to MrKoz [8s] [Td]
Dealt to BKrywko1 [Ad Ts Ah] [2h]
Dealt to stardust24 [5s] [2d]
BKrywko1: bets 400
stardust24: calls 400
MrKoz: folds
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to BKrywko1 [Ad Ts Ah 2h] [3h]
Dealt to stardust24 [5s 2d] [9c]
BKrywko1: bets 797 and is all-in
stardust24: calls 42 and is all-in
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to BKrywko1 [Ad Ts Ah 2h 3h] [6c]
Dealt to stardust24 [5s 2d 9c] [8d]
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to BKrywko1 [Ad Ts Ah 2h 3h 6c] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BKrywko1: shows [Ad Ts Ah 2h 3h 6c Qd] (HI: a pair of Aces)
stardust24: shows [2c 7c 5s 2d 9c 8d 2s] (HI: three of a kind, Deuces)
stardust24 collected 2484 from pot
No low hand qualified
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2484 | Rake 0
Seat 2: MrKoz folded on the 4th Street
Seat 4: BKrywko1 showed [Ad Ts Ah 2h 3h 6c Qd] and lost with HI: a pair of Aces
Seat 5: Howdyhusker folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 6: rgv11 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 7: stardust24 showed [2c 7c 5s 2d 9c 8d 2s] and won (2484) with HI: three of a kind, Deuces
 
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If I think there's a 75% chance this guy thinks it's still Razz by 5th Street (this is the first hand after the change), is this +EV? :eek:

PokerStars Game #6056968730: HORSE (7 Card Stud Limit, $1/$2) - 2006/08/26 - 10:36:51 (ET)
Table 'Chiron' 8-max
Seat 1: 111OceanDr ($42.95 in chips)
Seat 2: NoBogey ($20.70 in chips)
Seat 3: kculoN ($43.45 in chips)
Seat 4: kitapeak ($43.25 in chips)
Seat 5: Scott541 ($41.10 in chips)
Seat 7: maureen73 ($59.50 in chips)
Seat 8: Qhr1s ($55.25 in chips)
maureen73: posts the ante $0.10
Qhr1s: posts the ante $0.10
111OceanDr: posts the ante $0.10
NoBogey: posts the ante $0.10
kculoN: posts the ante $0.10
kitapeak: posts the ante $0.10
Scott541: posts the ante $0.10
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to 111OceanDr [2d]
Dealt to NoBogey [Jd]
Dealt to kculoN [5s]
Dealt to kitapeak [Kd]
Dealt to Scott541 [8h]
Dealt to maureen73 [Th]
Dealt to Qhr1s [7c 9d 7h]
111OceanDr: brings-in low $0.50
NoBogey: folds
kculoN: folds
kitapeak: folds
Scott541: folds
maureen73: raises $0.50 to $1
Qhr1s: calls $1
111OceanDr: calls $0.50
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to 111OceanDr [2d] [7d]
Dealt to maureen73 [Th] [4s]
Dealt to Qhr1s [7c 9d 7h] [Kc]
Qhr1s: checks
111OceanDr: bets $1
maureen73: calls $1
Qhr1s: calls $1
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to 111OceanDr [2d 7d] [6h]
Dealt to maureen73 [Th 4s] [5c]
Dealt to Qhr1s [7c 9d 7h Kc] [Ad]
DBCooper2 has returned
Qhr1s: bets $2
111OceanDr: calls $2
maureen73: folds
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to 111OceanDr [2d 7d 6h] [9s]
Dealt to Qhr1s [7c 9d 7h Kc Ad] [Tc]
Qhr1s: bets $2
111OceanDr: raises $2 to $4
Qhr1s: calls $2
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to Qhr1s [7c 9d 7h Kc Ad Tc] [3d]
Qhr1s: checks
111OceanDr: bets $2
Qhr1s: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
111OceanDr: shows [3c 4h 2d 7d 6h 9s 4d] (a pair of Fours)
Qhr1s: shows [7c 9d 7h Kc Ad Tc 3d] (a pair of Sevens)
Qhr1s collected $21.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $22.70 | Rake $1
Seat 1: 111OceanDr showed [3c 4h 2d 7d 6h 9s 4d] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 2: NoBogey folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 3: kculoN folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 4: kitapeak folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Scott541 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 7: maureen73 folded on the 5th Street
Seat 8: Qhr1s showed [7c 9d 7h Kc Ad Tc 3d] and won ($21.70) with a pair of Sevens
 
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Playing in a RAZZ SNG at Stars :p

PokerStars Game #6065110660: Tournament #30731743, $3.00+$0.40 Razz Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2006/08/26 - 23:34:13 (ET)
Table '30731743 1' 8-max
Seat 1: smokinokie53 (1434 in chips)
Seat 2: al2000 (1610 in chips)
Seat 3: crazy4poker (1599 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: Captain-Jay (1487 in chips)
Seat 5: xavier123 (1553 in chips)
Seat 6: juiceeQ (1523 in chips)
Seat 7: charming81 (1304 in chips)
Seat 8: TheSpiker (1490 in chips)
smokinokie53: posts the ante 2
al2000: posts the ante 2
crazy4poker: posts the ante 2
Captain-Jay: posts the ante 2
xavier123: posts the ante 2
juiceeQ: posts the ante 2
charming81: posts the ante 2
TheSpiker: posts the ante 2
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to smokinokie53 Q♠
Dealt to al2000 Q♣
Dealt to crazy4poker [Ts]
Dealt to Captain-Jay [Th]
Dealt to xavier123 7♣
Dealt to juiceeQ [6s 8h Ac]
Dealt to charming81 K♦
Dealt to TheSpiker 5♥
charming81: bets 10
TheSpiker: folds
smokinokie53: folds
al2000: folds
crazy4poker: folds
Captain-Jay: folds
xavier123: folds
juiceeQ: raises 10 to 20
charming81: raises 10 to 30
juiceeQ: raises 10 to 40
Betting is capped
charming81: calls 10
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to juiceeQ [6s 8h Ac] 2♦
Dealt to charming81 K♦ J♦
juiceeQ: checks
charming81: bets 10
juiceeQ: raises 10 to 20
charming81: raises 10 to 30
juiceeQ: raises 10 to 40
Betting is capped
charming81: calls 10
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to juiceeQ [6s 8h Ac 2d] [Tc]
Dealt to charming81 [Kd Jd] Q♦
juiceeQ: bets 20
charming81: calls 20
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to juiceeQ [6s 8h Ac 2d Tc] 4♣
Dealt to charming81 [Kd Jd Qd] J♥
juiceeQ: bets 20
charming81: calls 20
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to juiceeQ [6s 8h Ac 2d Tc 4c] 9♣
juiceeQ: bets 20
charming81: calls 20
*** SHOW DOWN ***
juiceeQ: shows [6s 8h Ac 2d Tc 4c 9c] (Lo: 8,6,4,2,A)
charming81: mucks hand
crazy4poker has returned
juiceeQ collected 296 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 296 | Rake 0
Seat 1: smokinokie53 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 2: al2000 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 3: crazy4poker folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Captain-Jay folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 5: xavier123 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 6: juiceeQ showed [6s 8h Ac 2d Tc 4c 9c] and won (296) with Lo: 8,6,4,2,A
Seat 7: charming81 mucked [Kc 2h Kd Jd Qd Jh 5s]
Seat 8: TheSpiker folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
 
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That last one almost made my head explode. I think I will have nightmares about that tonight, this is why people should be licensed to have children.
 
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That last one almost made my head explode. I think I will have nightmares about that tonight, this is why people should be licensed to have children.
LOL Yeah, I think it's safe to assume that guy did not have the concept of the game down. :p (The funny part is I'm not very good at Razz either, but I know enough to fold when I have FIVE face cards in my hand!)
 
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Haha... he's going for a royal...

How come everyone's into Razz all of a sudden? A month ago virtually no-one even knew what it was.
 
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People are into Razz because it's new to most of them, and because up until recently the only "name" site that offered it was Full Tilt (along with HORSE and HOSE). Absolute started offering Razz last month, and Stars finally rolled out their new games after testing it on the .net version the last couple of months.

The smartass in me thinks that most people play it because they figure you might as well play them crappy cards you'd normally get in Stud-Hi, however.
 
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Donks are into razz because it's 'new'.

Better players are into razz because a lot of donks are into razz.
 
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Royal_Dane = LAG megadonk, in case you can't guess. obv KQJ is worth capping pf in stud8!

PokerStars Game #6129354874: HORSE (7 Card Stud Hi/Lo Limit, $1/$2) - 2006/09/01 - 10:14:39 (ET)
Table 'Outeniqua' 8-max
Seat 1: __firehawk_ ($41.50 in chips)
Seat 2: high0voltage ($44.85 in chips)
Seat 3: Fjodor_M ($61.20 in chips)
Seat 4: mongeron ($39.60 in chips)
Seat 5: Qhr1s ($50.05 in chips)
Seat 6: Royal Dane ($15.70 in chips)
Seat 7: BIG DAVE Z ($21.25 in chips)
Seat 8: double_r501 ($9.20 in chips)
double_r501: posts the ante $0.10
__firehawk_: posts the ante $0.10
high0voltage: posts the ante $0.10
Fjodor_M: posts the ante $0.10
mongeron: posts the ante $0.10
Qhr1s: posts the ante $0.10
Royal Dane: posts the ante $0.10
BIG DAVE Z: posts the ante $0.10
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to __firehawk_ [8s]
Dealt to high0voltage [2h]
Dealt to Fjodor_M [8h]
Dealt to mongeron [3c]
Dealt to Qhr1s [Ad 4d 6d]
Dealt to Royal Dane [Qh]
Dealt to BIG DAVE Z [7c]
Dealt to double_r501 [Js]
high0voltage: brings-in low $0.50
Fjodor_M: folds
mongeron: folds
Qhr1s: raises $0.50 to $1
Royal Dane: raises $1 to $2
BIG DAVE Z: folds
double_r501: calls $2
__firehawk_: calls $2
high0voltage: calls $1.50
Qhr1s: raises $1 to $3
Royal Dane: raises $1 to $4
Betting is capped
double_r501: calls $2
__firehawk_: calls $2
high0voltage: calls $2
Qhr1s: calls $1
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to __firehawk_ [8s] [6h]
Dealt to high0voltage [2h] [Ks]
Dealt to Qhr1s [Ad 4d 6d] [As]
Dealt to Royal Dane [Qh] [Qs]
Dealt to double_r501 [Js] [3s]
Royal Dane: bets $1
double_r501: raises $1 to $2
__firehawk_: calls $2
high0voltage: folds
Qhr1s: calls $2
Royal Dane: raises $1 to $3
double_r501: raises $1 to $4
Betting is capped
__firehawk_: calls $2
Qhr1s: calls $2
Royal Dane: calls $1
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to __firehawk_ [8s 6h] [3d]
Dealt to Qhr1s [Ad 4d 6d As] [5d]
Dealt to Royal Dane [Qh Qs] [Tc]
Dealt to double_r501 [Js 3s] [Kh]
Royal Dane: bets $2
double_r501: calls $1.10 and is all-in
__firehawk_: calls $2
Qhr1s: raises $2 to $4
Royal Dane: raises $2 to $6
__firehawk_: calls $4
Qhr1s: raises $2 to $8
Betting is capped
Royal Dane: calls $1.60 and is all-in
__firehawk_: calls $2
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to __firehawk_ [8s 6h 3d] [Jh]
Dealt to Qhr1s [Ad 4d 6d As 5d] [5h]
Dealt to Royal Dane [Qh Qs Tc] [Qc]
Dealt to double_r501 [Js 3s Kh] [7d]
__firehawk_: checks
Qhr1s: bets $2
__firehawk_: calls $2
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to Qhr1s [Ad 4d 6d As 5d 5h] [Td]
__firehawk_: checks
Qhr1s: bets $2
__firehawk_: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Qhr1s: shows [Ad 4d 6d As 5d 5h Td] (HI: a flush, Ace high)
__firehawk_: mucks hand
Qhr1s collected $8.80 from side pot-2
Royal Dane: shows [Jd Kd Qh Qs Tc Qc 2c] (HI: three of a kind, Queens)
Qhr1s collected $19.50 from side pot-1
double_r501: shows [4s 6s Js 3s Kh 7d 2s] (HI: a flush, Jack high; LO: 7,6,4,3,2)
Qhr1s collected $20.10 from main pot
double_r501 collected $20.10 from main pot
Royal Dane leaves the table
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $69.50 Main pot $40.20. Side pot-1 $19.50. Side pot-2 $8.80. | Rake $1
Seat 1: __firehawk_ mucked [9s 8d 8s 6h 3d Jh 3h]
Seat 2: high0voltage folded on the 4th Street
Seat 3: Fjodor_M folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 4: mongeron folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Qhr1s showed [Ad 4d 6d As 5d 5h Td] and won ($48.40) with HI: a flush, Ace high
Seat 6: Royal Dane showed [Jd Kd Qh Qs Tc Qc 2c] and lost with HI: three of a kind, Queens
Seat 7: BIG DAVE Z folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 8: double_r501 showed [4s 6s Js 3s Kh 7d 2s] and won ($20.10) with HI: a flush, Jack high; LO: 7,6,4,3,2


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In which I river the nuts and check because I am awesome.

PokerStars Game #6129412661: HORSE (Razz Limit, $1/$2) - 2006/09/01 - 10:25:07 (ET)
Table 'Mattiaca' 8-max
Seat 1: Qhr1s ($58.55 in chips)
Seat 2: novpe ($38.80 in chips)
Seat 3: badbeat987 ($40 in chips)
Seat 4: 0920 ($28.40 in chips)
Seat 5: tooobusy ($4.80 in chips)
Seat 6: mongeron ($32.50 in chips)
Seat 7: Golgoth351 ($76.30 in chips)
Seat 8: ohboygolf ($47.90 in chips)
Golgoth351: posts the ante $0.10
ohboygolf: posts the ante $0.10
Qhr1s: posts the ante $0.10
novpe: posts the ante $0.10
badbeat987: posts the ante $0.10
0920: posts the ante $0.10
tooobusy: posts the ante $0.10
mongeron: posts the ante $0.10
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to Qhr1s [5h Ad 2d]
Dealt to novpe [7s]
Dealt to badbeat987 [4s]
Dealt to 0920 [9s]
Dealt to tooobusy [Kh]
Dealt to mongeron [8h]
Dealt to Golgoth351 [Qh]
Dealt to ohboygolf [Js]
tooobusy: brings-in low $0.50
mongeron: folds
Golgoth351: folds
ohboygolf: folds
Qhr1s: raises $0.50 to $1
novpe: folds
novpe is sitting out
badbeat987: calls $1
0920: folds
novpe leaves the table
tooobusy: folds
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to Qhr1s [5h Ad 2d] [4d]
Dealt to badbeat987 [4s] [2s]
Qhr1s: bets $1
badbeat987: calls $1
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to Qhr1s [5h Ad 2d 4d] [Qc]
Dealt to badbeat987 [4s 2s] [4c]
Qhr1s: bets $2
badbeat987: calls $2
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to Qhr1s [5h Ad 2d 4d Qc] [2c]
Dealt to badbeat987 [4s 2s 4c] [6c]
Qhr1s: bets $2
//bAdMo17 joins the table at seat #2
badbeat987: raises $2 to $4
Qhr1s: calls $2
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to Qhr1s [5h Ad 2d 4d Qc 2c] [3s]
Qhr1s: checks
badbeat987: bets $2
Qhr1s: raises $2 to $4
badbeat987: raises $2 to $6
Qhr1s: raises $2 to $8
Betting is capped
badbeat987: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Qhr1s: shows [5h Ad 2d 4d Qc 2c 3s] (Lo: 5,4,3,2,A)
badbeat987: mucks hand
Qhr1s collected $32.30 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $33.30 | Rake $1
Seat 1: Qhr1s showed [5h Ad 2d 4d Qc 2c 3s] and won ($32.30) with Lo: 5,4,3,2,A
Seat 2: novpe folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 3: badbeat987 mucked [8d 3c 4s 2s 4c 6c Ah]
Seat 4: 0920 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 5: tooobusy folded on the 3rd Street
Seat 6: mongeron folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Golgoth351 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 8: ohboygolf folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
 
Dorkus Malorkus

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It's almost worth going through a 100BB downswing just to see hands like this.

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This one just speaks for itself. 34BB pot anyone?

PokerStars Game #6169080376: HORSE (Hold'em Limit, $1/$2) - 2006/09/04 - 15:55:33 (ET)
Table 'Parthenope' 8-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: vroc99 ($95.50 in chips)
Seat 2: gavros33 ($64.70 in chips)
Seat 3: Qhr1s ($43.85 in chips)
Seat 4: malkocali ($40.25 in chips)
Seat 5: TaTa Cee ($14.90 in chips)
Seat 6: double_r501 ($54.30 in chips)
Seat 7: dorian0006 ($30.55 in chips)
Seat 8: jayluf ($27 in chips)
malkocali: posts small blind $0.50
TaTa Cee: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Qhr1s [8d Js]
double_r501: calls $1
dorian0006: raises $1 to $2
jayluf: folds
vroc99: calls $2
gavros33: raises $1 to $3
Qhr1s: folds
malkocali: calls $2.50
TaTa Cee: folds
double_r501: calls $2
dorian0006: raises $1 to $4
Betting is capped
vroc99: calls $2
gavros33: calls $1
malkocali: calls $1
double_r501: calls $1
*** FLOP *** [9h 7s 3s]
malkocali: checks
double_r501: bets $1
dorian0006: raises $1 to $2
vroc99: raises $1 to $3
gavros33: raises $1 to $4
Betting is capped
malkocali: calls $4
double_r501: calls $3
dorian0006: calls $2
vroc99: calls $1
*** TURN *** [9h 7s 3s] [9d]
Qhr1s said, "weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
malkocali: checks
double_r501: bets $2
dorian0006: calls $2
vroc99: calls $2
gavros33: raises $2 to $4
malkocali: raises $2 to $6
double_r501: calls $4
dorian0006: folds
vroc99: folds
gavros33: calls $2
*** RIVER *** [9h 7s 3s 9d] [Ah]
malkocali: bets $2
double_r501: calls $2
gavros33: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
malkocali: shows [6h 8h] (a pair of Nines)
double_r501: shows [Td 9s] (three of a kind, Nines)
gavros33: mucks hand
double_r501 collected $68 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $69 | Rake $1
Board [9h 7s 3s 9d Ah]
Seat 1: vroc99 folded on the Turn
Seat 2: gavros33 mucked [Qs Qh]
Seat 3: Qhr1s (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: malkocali (small blind) showed [6h 8h] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 5: TaTa Cee (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: double_r501 showed [Td 9s] and won ($68) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 7: dorian0006 folded on the Turn
Seat 8: jayluf folded before Flop (didn't bet)


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No prizes for guessing who doesn't know how to play razz here...


PokerStars Game #6169242806: HORSE (Razz Limit, $1/$2) - 2006/09/04 - 16:08:27 (ET)
Table 'Parthenope' 8-max
Seat 1: vroc99 ($63.25 in chips)
Seat 2: gavros33 ($83.95 in chips)
Seat 3: Qhr1s ($41.85 in chips)
Seat 4: malkocali ($27.75 in chips)
Seat 5: TaTa Cee ($36 in chips)
Seat 6: double_r501 ($77.55 in chips)
Seat 7: dorian0006 ($15.05 in chips)
Seat 8: jayluf ($36.90 in chips)
dorian0006: posts the ante $0.10
jayluf: posts the ante $0.10
vroc99: posts the ante $0.10
gavros33: posts the ante $0.10
Qhr1s: posts the ante $0.10
malkocali: posts the ante $0.10
TaTa Cee: posts the ante $0.10
double_r501: posts the ante $0.10
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to vroc99 [2d]
Dealt to gavros33 [7d]
Dealt to Qhr1s [Kc Qd 2c]
Dealt to malkocali [As]
Dealt to TaTa Cee [4s]
Dealt to double_r501 [3h]
Dealt to dorian0006 [4c]
Dealt to jayluf [Qh]
jayluf: brings-in low $0.50
vroc99: calls $0.50
gavros33: calls $0.50
Qhr1s: folds
malkocali: raises $0.50 to $1
TaTa Cee: folds
double_r501: calls $1
dorian0006: folds
jayluf: folds
vroc99: calls $0.50
gavros33: folds
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to vroc99 [2d] [8c]
Dealt to malkocali [As] [Ad]
Dealt to double_r501 [3h] [Js]
vroc99: bets $1
malkocali: calls $1
double_r501: calls $1
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to vroc99 [2d 8c] [7s]
Dealt to malkocali [As Ad] [Ac]
Dealt to double_r501 [3h Js] [5h]
vroc99: bets $2
malkocali: raises $2 to $4
double_r501: raises $2 to $6
vroc99: calls $4
malkocali: raises $2 to $8
Betting is capped
double_r501: calls $2
vroc99: calls $2
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to vroc99 [2d 8c 7s] [9d]
Dealt to malkocali [As Ad Ac] [2s]
Dealt to double_r501 [3h Js 5h] [3c]
vroc99: checks
malkocali: bets $2
double_r501: calls $2
vroc99: calls $2
*** RIVER ***
vroc99: checks
malkocali: bets $2
double_r501: raises $2 to $4
vroc99: calls $4
malkocali: raises $2 to $6
double_r501: calls $2
vroc99: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
malkocali: shows [Ah 8d As Ad Ac 2s 9s] (Lo: A,A,9,8,2)
double_r501: shows [8h 6h 3h Js 5h 3c 5c] (Lo: J,8,6,5,3)
vroc99: shows [5s Ts 2d 8c 7s 9d 2h] (Lo: 9,8,7,5,2)
vroc99 collected $54.80 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $55.80 | Rake $1
Seat 1: vroc99 showed [5s Ts 2d 8c 7s 9d 2h] and won ($54.80) with Lo: 9,8,7,5,2
Seat 2: gavros33 folded on the 3rd Street
Seat 3: Qhr1s folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 4: malkocali showed [Ah 8d As Ad Ac 2s 9s] and lost with Lo: A,A,9,8,2
Seat 5: TaTa Cee folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 6: double_r501 showed [8h 6h 3h Js 5h 3c 5c] and lost with Lo: J,8,6,5,3
Seat 7: dorian0006 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 8: jayluf folded on the 3rd Street

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...or here! (this is 2 hands later)

PokerStars Game #6169293103: HORSE (Razz Limit, $1/$2) - 2006/09/04 - 16:12:20 (ET)
Table 'Parthenope' 8-max
Seat 1: vroc99 ($99.75 in chips)
Seat 2: gavros33 ($77.65 in chips)
Seat 3: Qhr1s ($41.05 in chips)
Seat 4: malkocali ($11.50 in chips)
Seat 5: TaTa Cee ($52.50 in chips)
Seat 6: double_r501 ($53.75 in chips)
Seat 7: dorian0006 ($14.75 in chips)
Seat 8: jayluf ($28.60 in chips)
dorian0006: posts the ante $0.10
jayluf: posts the ante $0.10
vroc99: posts the ante $0.10
gavros33: posts the ante $0.10
Qhr1s: posts the ante $0.10
malkocali: posts the ante $0.10
TaTa Cee: posts the ante $0.10
double_r501: posts the ante $0.10
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to vroc99 [Qh]
Dealt to gavros33 [8c]
Dealt to Qhr1s [3d 7d Jd]
Dealt to malkocali [Kd]
Dealt to TaTa Cee [Tc]
Dealt to double_r501 [Qd]
Dealt to dorian0006 [9h]
Dealt to jayluf [As]
malkocali: bets $1
TaTa Cee: folds
double_r501: folds
dorian0006: folds
jayluf: raises $1 to $2
vroc99: folds
gavros33: calls $2
Qhr1s: folds
malkocali: raises $1 to $3
jayluf: raises $1 to $4
Betting is capped
gavros33: calls $2
malkocali: calls $1
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to gavros33 [8c] [4d]
Dealt to malkocali [Kd] [Ks]
Dealt to jayluf [As] [2h]
jayluf: bets $1
gavros33: calls $1
malkocali: calls $1
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to gavros33 [8c 4d] [7h]
Dealt to malkocali [Kd Ks] [9d]
Dealt to jayluf [As 2h] [Ac]
gavros33: checks
malkocali: checks
jayluf: bets $2
gavros33: calls $2
malkocali: calls $2
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to gavros33 [8c 4d 7h] [4s]
Dealt to malkocali [Kd Ks 9d] [9c]
Dealt to jayluf [As 2h Ac] [4h]
jayluf: bets $2
gavros33: calls $2
malkocali: raises $2 to $4
jayluf: raises $2 to $6
gavros33: calls $4
malkocali: calls $0.40 and is all-in
*** RIVER ***
jayluf: bets $2
gavros33: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jayluf: shows [6s 3h As 2h Ac 4h Qs] (Lo: 6,4,3,2,A)
gavros33: mucks hand
jayluf collected $7.20 from side pot
malkocali: mucks hand
jayluf said, "razz bro"
jayluf collected $34 from main pot
jayluf said, "not stud"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $42.20 Main pot $34. Side pot $7.20. | Rake $1
Seat 1: vroc99 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 2: gavros33 mucked [2s Td 8c 4d 7h 4s 6c]
Seat 3: Qhr1s folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 4: malkocali mucked [2d 3s Kd Ks 9d 9c Jc]
Seat 5: TaTa Cee folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 6: double_r501 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 7: dorian0006 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 8: jayluf showed [6s 3h As 2h Ac 4h Qs] and won ($41.20) with Lo: 6,4,3,2,A
 
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Welly

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Lol, too funny

If he was playing a stud hand thinking it was razz...ok, he missed the transistion. But to play a razz hand thinking it is stud, thats just awful :)
 
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PokerStars Game #6171515441: HORSE (Razz Limit, $1/$2) - 2006/09/04 - 19:08:51 (ET)
Table 'Gemma III' 8-max
Seat 1: jayluf ($32.35 in chips)
Seat 2: Harper983 ($81.45 in chips)
Seat 3: JimSoxfan ($47.55 in chips)
Seat 4: tenbob ($56.65 in chips)
Seat 5: LADCAT1 ($14.95 in chips)
Seat 6: Mr Pedo ($39.90 in chips)
Seat 7: bennybolt ($75.15 in chips)
Seat 8: beavis68 ($42.25 in chips)
Mr Pedo: posts the ante $0.10
bennybolt: posts the ante $0.10
beavis68: posts the ante $0.10
jayluf: posts the ante $0.10
Harper983: posts the ante $0.10
JimSoxfan: posts the ante $0.10
tenbob: posts the ante $0.10
LADCAT1: posts the ante $0.10
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to jayluf [2d]
Dealt to Harper983 [7s]
Dealt to JimSoxfan [Jd]
Dealt to tenbob [3h Ah Ks]
Dealt to LADCAT1 [5s]
Dealt to Mr Pedo [8d]
Dealt to bennybolt [6s]
Dealt to beavis68 [Jc]
tenbob: brings-in low $0.50
LADCAT1: folds
Mr Pedo: folds
bennybolt: folds
beavis68: folds
jayluf: folds
Harper983: folds
JimSoxfan: calls $0.50
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to JimSoxfan [Jd] [3d]
Dealt to tenbob [3h Ah Ks] [4s]
JimSoxfan: bets $1
tenbob: calls $1
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to JimSoxfan [Jd 3d] [4d]
Dealt to tenbob [3h Ah Ks 4s] [Tc]
JimSoxfan: bets $2
tenbob: calls $2
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to JimSoxfan [Jd 3d 4d] [3c]
Dealt to tenbob [3h Ah Ks 4s Tc] [Ad]
tenbob: checks
JimSoxfan: bets $2
tenbob: raises $2 to $4
JimSoxfan: calls $2
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to tenbob [3h Ah Ks 4s Tc Ad] [9s]
tenbob: bets $2
JimSoxfan: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tenbob: shows [3h Ah Ks 4s Tc Ad 9s] (Lo: T,9,4,3,A)
JimSoxfan: mucks hand
tenbob collected $19.05 from pot
tenbob said, "lol"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $19.80 | Rake $0.75
Seat 1: jayluf folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Harper983 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 3: JimSoxfan mucked [9c 2c Jd 3d 4d 3c 4h]
Seat 4: tenbob showed [3h Ah Ks 4s Tc Ad 9s] and won ($19.05) with Lo: T,9,4,3,A
 
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this is funny, I was actually at the table.
 
skoldpadda

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"razz bro, not stud"... LMAO
 
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