Dorkus Malorkus
HELLO INTERNET
Silver Level
i rule at razz. made funnier by the fact villain was table captain, berating everyone for their crappy play. T high is obv good here, pls don't comment on my play >.>
pokerstars Game #6044976394: HORSE (Razz Limit, $1/$2) - 2006/08/25 - 10:09:35 (ET)
Table 'Honoria' 8-max
Seat 1: cockykuzy ($51.05 in chips)
Seat 2: joshb729 ($50.10 in chips)
Seat 4: Qhr1s ($61.45 in chips)
Seat 5: JustABozo ($27.30 in chips)
Seat 6: chelseabass ($26.95 in chips)
Seat 7: LiLsExYnRc ($9.30 in chips)
chelseabass: posts the ante $0.10
LiLsExYnRc: posts the ante $0.10
cockykuzy: posts the ante $0.10
joshb729: posts the ante $0.10
Qhr1s: posts the ante $0.10
JustABozo: posts the ante $0.10
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to cockykuzy [8d]
Dealt to joshb729 [Ts]
Dealt to Qhr1s [4d Ah Kc]
Dealt to JustABozo [9c]
Dealt to chelseabass [5d]
Dealt to LiLsExYnRc [6d]
pokerlvr has returned
Qhr1s: brings-in low $0.50
JustABozo: folds
chelseabass: folds
LiLsExYnRc: folds
Jetts has returned
cockykuzy: folds
joshb729: raises $0.50 to $1
Qhr1s: calls $0.50
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to joshb729 [Ts] [Jh]
Dealt to Qhr1s [4d Ah Kc] [8h]
joshb729: bets $1
Qhr1s: raises $1 to $2
joshb729: raises $1 to $3
Qhr1s: calls $1
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to joshb729 [Ts Jh] [5h]
Dealt to Qhr1s [4d Ah Kc 8h] [2h]
joshb729: bets $2
Qhr1s: raises $2 to $4
joshb729: raises $2 to $6
Qhr1s: calls $2
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to joshb729 [Ts Jh 5h] [Tc]
Dealt to Qhr1s [4d Ah Kc 8h 2h] [Th]
Qhr1s: bets $2
joshb729: calls $2
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to Qhr1s [4d Ah Kc 8h 2h Th] [2d]
Qhr1s: checks
joshb729: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
joshb729: shows [8s 3d Ts Jh 5h Tc 8c] (Lo: J,T,8,5,3)
Qhr1s: shows [4d Ah Kc 8h 2h Th 2d] (Lo: T,8,4,2,A)
Qhr1s collected $23.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $24.60 | Rake $1
Seat 1: cockykuzy folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 2: joshb729 showed [8s 3d Ts Jh 5h Tc 8c] and lost with Lo: J,T,8,5,3
Seat 4: Qhr1s showed [4d Ah Kc 8h 2h Th 2d] and won ($23.60) with Lo: T,8,4,2,A
Seat 5: JustABozo folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 6: chelseabass folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 7: LiLsExYnRc folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
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this one is just hilarious.
PokerStars Game #6045397999: HORSE (Omaha Hi/Lo Limit, $1/$2) - 2006/08/25 - 11:21:14 (ET)
Table 'Honoria' 8-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: cockykuzy ($46.70 in chips)
Seat 2: joshb729 ($87.75 in chips)
Seat 3: Zeatrix ($72.55 in chips)
Seat 4: Qhr1s ($74.15 in chips)
Seat 5: Lassito ($12 in chips)
Seat 6: chelseabass ($23.20 in chips)
Seat 7: chipwitch ($42.45 in chips)
Seat 8: AusTexLwyr ($51.75 in chips)
AusTexLwyr: posts small blind $0.50
cockykuzy: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Qhr1s [2d Ad 9h 7c]
joshb729: folds
Zeatrix: folds
Qhr1s: calls $1
Lassito: calls $1
chelseabass: folds
chipwitch: calls $1
AusTexLwyr: folds
cockykuzy: checks
*** FLOP *** [4c 7s 9s]
cockykuzy: bets $1
Qhr1s: raises $1 to $2
Lassito: calls $2
chipwitch: calls $2
cockykuzy: calls $1
*** TURN *** [4c 7s 9s] [9c]
cockykuzy: checks
Qhr1s: bets $2
Lassito: calls $2
chipwitch: calls $2
cockykuzy: calls $2
*** RIVER *** [4c 7s 9s 9c] [6d]
cockykuzy: checks
Qhr1s: bets $2
Lassito: raises $2 to $4
chipwitch: raises $2 to $6
cockykuzy: calls $6
Qhr1s: raises $2 to $8
Betting is capped
Lassito: calls $3 and is all-in
chipwitch: calls $2
cockykuzy: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Qhr1s: shows [2d Ad 9h 7c] (HI: a full house, Nines full of Sevens; LO: 7,6,4,2,A)
chipwitch: shows [Jd 2s Th Ah] (HI: a pair of Nines; LO: 7,6,4,2,A)
cockykuzy: mucks hand
Qhr1s collected $1.50 from side pot
Qhr1s collected $0.75 from side pot
chipwitch collected $0.75 from side pot
Lassito: shows [3c 5d Ac 2h] (HI: a straight, Three to Seven; LO: 7,6,4,2,A)
Qhr1s collected $23.75 from main pot
Qhr1s collected $7.95 from main pot
Lassito collected $7.90 from main pot
chipwitch collected $7.90 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $51.50 Main pot $47.50. Side pot $3. | Rake $1
Board [4c 7s 9s 9c 6d]
Seat 1: cockykuzy (big blind) mucked [8d 2c Js Ts]
Seat 2: joshb729 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Zeatrix folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Qhr1s showed [2d Ad 9h 7c] and won ($33.95) with HI: a full house, Nines full of Sevens; LO: 7,6,4,2,A
Seat 5: Lassito showed [3c 5d Ac 2h] and won ($7.90) with HI: a straight, Three to Seven; LO: 7,6,4,2,A
Seat 6: chelseabass folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: chipwitch (button) showed [Jd 2s Th Ah] and won ($8.65) with HI: a pair of Nines; LO: 7,6,4,2,A
Seat 8: AusTexLwyr (small blind) folded before Flop
pokerstars Game #6044976394: HORSE (Razz Limit, $1/$2) - 2006/08/25 - 10:09:35 (ET)
Table 'Honoria' 8-max
Seat 1: cockykuzy ($51.05 in chips)
Seat 2: joshb729 ($50.10 in chips)
Seat 4: Qhr1s ($61.45 in chips)
Seat 5: JustABozo ($27.30 in chips)
Seat 6: chelseabass ($26.95 in chips)
Seat 7: LiLsExYnRc ($9.30 in chips)
chelseabass: posts the ante $0.10
LiLsExYnRc: posts the ante $0.10
cockykuzy: posts the ante $0.10
joshb729: posts the ante $0.10
Qhr1s: posts the ante $0.10
JustABozo: posts the ante $0.10
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to cockykuzy [8d]
Dealt to joshb729 [Ts]
Dealt to Qhr1s [4d Ah Kc]
Dealt to JustABozo [9c]
Dealt to chelseabass [5d]
Dealt to LiLsExYnRc [6d]
pokerlvr has returned
Qhr1s: brings-in low $0.50
JustABozo: folds
chelseabass: folds
LiLsExYnRc: folds
Jetts has returned
cockykuzy: folds
joshb729: raises $0.50 to $1
Qhr1s: calls $0.50
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to joshb729 [Ts] [Jh]
Dealt to Qhr1s [4d Ah Kc] [8h]
joshb729: bets $1
Qhr1s: raises $1 to $2
joshb729: raises $1 to $3
Qhr1s: calls $1
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to joshb729 [Ts Jh] [5h]
Dealt to Qhr1s [4d Ah Kc 8h] [2h]
joshb729: bets $2
Qhr1s: raises $2 to $4
joshb729: raises $2 to $6
Qhr1s: calls $2
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to joshb729 [Ts Jh 5h] [Tc]
Dealt to Qhr1s [4d Ah Kc 8h 2h] [Th]
Qhr1s: bets $2
joshb729: calls $2
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to Qhr1s [4d Ah Kc 8h 2h Th] [2d]
Qhr1s: checks
joshb729: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
joshb729: shows [8s 3d Ts Jh 5h Tc 8c] (Lo: J,T,8,5,3)
Qhr1s: shows [4d Ah Kc 8h 2h Th 2d] (Lo: T,8,4,2,A)
Qhr1s collected $23.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $24.60 | Rake $1
Seat 1: cockykuzy folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 2: joshb729 showed [8s 3d Ts Jh 5h Tc 8c] and lost with Lo: J,T,8,5,3
Seat 4: Qhr1s showed [4d Ah Kc 8h 2h Th 2d] and won ($23.60) with Lo: T,8,4,2,A
Seat 5: JustABozo folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 6: chelseabass folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 7: LiLsExYnRc folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
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this one is just hilarious.
PokerStars Game #6045397999: HORSE (Omaha Hi/Lo Limit, $1/$2) - 2006/08/25 - 11:21:14 (ET)
Table 'Honoria' 8-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: cockykuzy ($46.70 in chips)
Seat 2: joshb729 ($87.75 in chips)
Seat 3: Zeatrix ($72.55 in chips)
Seat 4: Qhr1s ($74.15 in chips)
Seat 5: Lassito ($12 in chips)
Seat 6: chelseabass ($23.20 in chips)
Seat 7: chipwitch ($42.45 in chips)
Seat 8: AusTexLwyr ($51.75 in chips)
AusTexLwyr: posts small blind $0.50
cockykuzy: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Qhr1s [2d Ad 9h 7c]
joshb729: folds
Zeatrix: folds
Qhr1s: calls $1
Lassito: calls $1
chelseabass: folds
chipwitch: calls $1
AusTexLwyr: folds
cockykuzy: checks
*** FLOP *** [4c 7s 9s]
cockykuzy: bets $1
Qhr1s: raises $1 to $2
Lassito: calls $2
chipwitch: calls $2
cockykuzy: calls $1
*** TURN *** [4c 7s 9s] [9c]
cockykuzy: checks
Qhr1s: bets $2
Lassito: calls $2
chipwitch: calls $2
cockykuzy: calls $2
*** RIVER *** [4c 7s 9s 9c] [6d]
cockykuzy: checks
Qhr1s: bets $2
Lassito: raises $2 to $4
chipwitch: raises $2 to $6
cockykuzy: calls $6
Qhr1s: raises $2 to $8
Betting is capped
Lassito: calls $3 and is all-in
chipwitch: calls $2
cockykuzy: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Qhr1s: shows [2d Ad 9h 7c] (HI: a full house, Nines full of Sevens; LO: 7,6,4,2,A)
chipwitch: shows [Jd 2s Th Ah] (HI: a pair of Nines; LO: 7,6,4,2,A)
cockykuzy: mucks hand
Qhr1s collected $1.50 from side pot
Qhr1s collected $0.75 from side pot
chipwitch collected $0.75 from side pot
Lassito: shows [3c 5d Ac 2h] (HI: a straight, Three to Seven; LO: 7,6,4,2,A)
Qhr1s collected $23.75 from main pot
Qhr1s collected $7.95 from main pot
Lassito collected $7.90 from main pot
chipwitch collected $7.90 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $51.50 Main pot $47.50. Side pot $3. | Rake $1
Board [4c 7s 9s 9c 6d]
Seat 1: cockykuzy (big blind) mucked [8d 2c Js Ts]
Seat 2: joshb729 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Zeatrix folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Qhr1s showed [2d Ad 9h 7c] and won ($33.95) with HI: a full house, Nines full of Sevens; LO: 7,6,4,2,A
Seat 5: Lassito showed [3c 5d Ac 2h] and won ($7.90) with HI: a straight, Three to Seven; LO: 7,6,4,2,A
Seat 6: chelseabass folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: chipwitch (button) showed [Jd 2s Th Ah] and won ($8.65) with HI: a pair of Nines; LO: 7,6,4,2,A
Seat 8: AusTexLwyr (small blind) folded before Flop