Good Poker Quotes

[PogHuk]

Quote from KVN: Playing poker, Andrew is so good at bluffing that his death is learned in an hour..

 

[PogHuk]

Mikhail Afanasyevich Bulgakov. The master and Margarita

If not for poker your life in Moscow would be totally unbearable.

 

[MattRyder]

 

[fa1920]

"Mathematics are idiots" -Barry Greenstein,
Breaking a pair of aces with J-9

 

[Rational Madman]

"They say you're the hero and your opponents are the villains, I say that's fish mentality." - Me

 

[neiltur]

"bluff is the best card to take off the sleeves"

"If math is important in poker, the psychological is even more" - Phil Gordon

"It's not always with good cards that you get a full pot"

"It is better to run with a good hand, than to lose with an excellent hand"

"Nobody is always a winner, and anyone who says he is, is either a liar or has never played poker" - Amarillo Slim

 

[Napkins420]

You can shear a sheep many times but skin him only once

 

[mr_poker]

Phil Ivey is a fine fellow, a good saying.

 

[Bev]

Tried to find if this kind of thread already exists but didn't find anything so here it goes:

What's your favorite poker related quote? It can be anything, funny or something that has helped you to become a better player. Something that has stayed in the back of your mind.

I read just couple of days ago a quote from Phil Ivey supposedly that said "You can't bluff someone who is not paying attention". Especially at the micro stakes, that quote is more than true and something worth keeping in mind.

I had this thread , but have not added to it lately , there are soooo many good ones out there

https://www.cardschat.com/forum/general-poker-13/good-poker-quotes-330385/

 

[Bev]

I like the one from Doyle Brunson.

"If you aren't caught bluffing from time to time, you aren't bluffing enough."

true , lol

 

[Running Nose II]

Between lucky and good, I'll take lucky every time.

 

[neiltur]

Rick Bennet: "In the long run there is no luck in poker, but the short term is longer than most people think."

 

[effece]

for me the best is to ungar: a token, a seat.

 

[neiltur]

Steve Lipscomb: "Poker is for cards and games just as jazz is for music. It's this incredible American thing, born and raised here. Everyone can play. "

 

[BionicApe]

Lol, now that you ask. I like a lot Kassouf and his "9 high like a boss"

Even if you don't like Kassouf, I think it explain a lot about what Poker is all about.

Will Kassouf "9 High Like a Boss" Gets Queens to Fold - YouTube

Man, I want to punch him right in his self-indulgent, shite-eating gob. The more I play the less I like poker players. Already feeling marginally bigoted and this might have just pushed me over the edge. Doesn't anyone read Dumas? Shameful!

 

[BionicApe]

Man, I want to punch him right in his self-indulgent, shite-eating gob. The more I play the less I like poker players. Already feeling marginally bigoted and this might have just pushed me over the edge. Doesn't anyone read Dumas? Shameful!

Just disrespect plain and simple. Sit the Holmes down with table full of vatos and I guaran-effing-tee, if he has the balls to even play this hand he would never behave in such a manner.

 

[Allmine79]

Left pocket stays and right pocket plays.

 

[marakhovskii]

poker is chess for everyone

 

[BionicApe]

Man, I want to punch him right in his self-indulgent, shite-eating gob. The more I play the less I like poker players. Already feeling marginally bigoted and this might have just pushed me over the edge. Doesn't anyone read Dumas? Shameful!

These guys be all: "Like what, esse?"


(okay -- hijacking complete, sry, and thank you... poker players, right?)

 

[BionicApe]

Okay, it's not a poker quote, but it should be. This scene plays in my head at least a couple times every session.

"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it."

 

[BionicApe]

Also, love this one: "It's all in the game, yo."