Favorite Poker Quotes

[Whaevoz]

"Depend on the rabbit’s foot if you will, but remember it didn’t work for the rabbit.” -- R. E. Shay

 

[abgvedr]

"You can't quit poker. Poker can quit you." - Me

 

[vanish123]

May your cards be live and your pots be monster!

 

[ShawanG]

It Depends

 

[Whaevoz]

"Sex is good, they say, but poker lasts longer.” -- Al Alvarez

 

[franken222]

I have two:

1) Announcer commenting on Phil Helmuth looking down at a piece of paper:
"He's probably checking out hand rankings."

2) Dan Harrington: When you sit down at a table, look around for the idiot. If you don't see one, you're the idiot.

 

[Whaevoz]

"It's hard to convince a winner that he is losing” -- Mike Caro

 

[B1961579]

"Going on tilt is not 'mixing up your play.'" Steve Badger

 

[B1961579]

• “To be a poker champion you must have a strong bladder.” Jack McClelland

 

[Whaevoz]

"Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is determinism; though the way you play it is free will.” -- Jawaharlal Nehru

 

[TUGIN777]

– I have four aces!"
"Me, too!"
Adriano Celentano in "The bluff" (1976)

 

[Sintubai]

Life is like a game of poker. There are 365 chips in the year, if you bet them all, will you not get even one? - David Vieira

 

[ddsnoops]

"Look at how wrinkled my cloths are... I don't even fold my laundry" - unknown

 

[Whaevoz]

"No wife can endure a gambling husband unless he is a steady winner.” -- Lord Dewar

 

[Whaevoz]

"The only bad luck for a good gambler is bad health. Any other setbacks are temporary aggravation.” -- Benny Binion

 

[thedarkman]

I have two:

1) Announcer commenting on Phil Helmuth looking down at a piece of paper:
"He's probably checking out hand rankings."

2) Dan Harrington: When you sit down at a table, look around for the idiot. If you don't see one, you're the idiot.

The second quote is an old one - there is a fish in every game; if you look round the table and don't see a fish...

 

[Lolocomondo]

The smarter you play the luckier you will be.
- Mark Pilarski

 

[kanogott]

The seven is allways coming.

 

[DIMARIK]

Life is just like poker. A solid risk that can not be avoided in any way.

Edward Norton

 

[eliasyarosh]

Less theory, more practice

 

[Pokerpoet2]

I think it was Doyle Brunson who said.

"Poker takes 5 minutes to learn, and a lifetime to Master"
But whoever said it, never said a truer word.

When the fun Stops, STOP!

 

[WHAKAORIORI]

Pocket 7s Yeehaa I’m all in . Local code

 

[Whaevoz]

“I was tired, a little the worse for drink, jet lagged and light-headed – four out of four conditions in which one should certainly not play poker in Las Vegas.” -- Anthony Holden

 

[Dutydog]

“There are no guys and there is no peer group, just a bunch of desperate lonely souls trying to make a few bucks for themselves by ****ing over others”

Jesse May

 

[daurensdo]

Baby call and it's over