Favorite Poker Quotes

[Whaevoz]

“In the long run there’s no luck in poker, but the short run is longer than most people know.” -- Rick Bennet

 

[andreypuch]

Learning to play two pairs correctly is as difficult as getting a College education, and just as expensive.
Mark Twain

 

[Rob Hobson]

Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they are the best, but most don’t have a clue what they are doing. — Dutch Boyd

 

[Whaevoz]

“Forget about a chip and a chair; give me a hand and I’ll stand.” -- Warren Karp

 

[BriceNice]

You call its gonna be all over baby

 

[efranto2286]

“Poker is war. People pretend it is a game.” - Doyle Brunson

 

[Rob Hobson]

“Life, like poker, has an element of risk. It shouldn’t be avoided. It should be faced.”
– Edward Norton

 

[Whaevoz]

“Trust everyone but always cut the cards.” -- Benny Binion

 

[Ram41k]

Play poker

Nothing will help you in poker if today is not your day ....

 

[Claudiunm]

One of my favorites: If a player with money meets an experienced player at the table, the experienced player will leave with money and the player with money will leave with experience. [/TO QUOTE]



lol
In the end everyone won!

 

[Claudiunm]

You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play.

In my opinion this is one of the most important lessons in poker. Interestingly, it is the one that takes the longest to learn.

 

[Whaevoz]

“No river, no fish.” -- Amarillo Slim

 

[Whaevoz]

“If you play bridge badly, you make your partner suffer, but if you play poker badly you make everybody happy.” -- Joe Laurie, Jr.

 

[CheezeWiz]

Sometimes You Are The Bug....

But preferably, YOU ARE THE WINDSHIELD!

There’s a Mary Chapin Carpenter song with a line “Some times you’re the windshield, some times you’re the bug.”

Sometimes in Poker, you're on top of things; you're cookin' with gas; you're hot; you're rockin' it; you're gettin' it done, hitting flops, hitting turns, hitting rivers, WINNING. You're the windshield. :dancing2:
Sometimes, however, Poker does it's very best to knock you off of your stride, off your block, off your game, missing flops, missing turns, missing rivers. On those occasions, you're the bug.


Best of Luck at The Tables All!


CheezeWiz

 

[Whaevoz]

“To be a poker champion you must have a strong bladder.” -- Jack McClelland

 

[Whaevoz]

“Poker is a combination of luck and skill. People think mastering the skill part is hard, but they’re wrong. The trick to poker is mastering the luck.” -- Jesse May

 

[CheezeWiz]

I Don't Have A Gambling Problem...

I googled this quote and could not readily find it, so I am going to credit it to a horse playing buddy of mine (back in the day) that I heard say it multiple times... usually followed by a bit of a forced laugh...

I don't have a gambling problem, I HAVE A LOSING PROBLEM! - Action Jackson

Just as a side note, he was a damn good handicapper and had some very big scores, but that is a very tough game to beat in the long-run, track take-out is huge. Anyway, Thank You, Poker, much more reasonable chance of being able to Win in the long-run if you are good!

Best of Luck At the Tables All!

CheezeWiz

 

[otiko99]

i stop when i am done !

 

[Whaevoz]

“The one who bets the most wins. Cards just break ties.” -- Sammy Farha

 

[Whaevoz]

“A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.” -- American proverb

 

[SubZero111]

That's Poker Folks!

 

[Whaevoz]

“Poker, n. A game said to be played with cards for some purpose to this lexicographer unknown.” -- Ambrose Bierce

 

[Belgiumburnley]

Idiot guy puts 400.000 dollars with 10 4 and the crowd celebrates like if it's a good play !

 

[Belgiumburnley]

I made 50 millions dollars on my reading abilities !

 

[pokerdebit]

Winning with a flush against a straight