**** Thread of Shame ****

[ScottishMatt]

Last hand of the night, almost everyone is uber deep. Donk first to act limps, I'm second to act with queens and raise to like 12x (I have everyone covered, sitting well over 1500BB at this point). Get fold from my reg friend on my left, next person folds, fish in CO calls, BTN whale calls, and limper calls.

Flop: 2c8h5c

Donk leads small, I raise 3.5x (bit over pot I think), Fish calls, Whale calls, donker calls

Turn: 6h

Donker donks out his remaining whatever, I raise to 150BB, Fish flats, whale Jams. IWANTTODIEANDWOULDHAVEMOREFUNBEINGRAPED. My mind turns to mush. My body feels weak. I can't think straight. Hell, I can't think at all - "cawl" says me. Fish then jams his remaining stack. Everyone at the table bursts out laughing, cause this is a batshit crazy hand. "Yolo cawl".

Donker's hand is irrelevant. Whale has hit his GS. Fish has bottom two. My mind has turned into shrapnel. Fish hits his 2 on the river, for which I'm glad because whale is kind of a knob, whereas fish is entertaining and fun to play with.

I still walked away up 350BB.

 

[Mr Sandbag]

LOL "yolo cawl"

My new favorite poker term.

 

[BenjiHustle]

LOL "yolo cawl"

My new favorite poker term.

^^This. This shizz is gonna catch on.

Don't worry about anyone laughing. What do you care what we think? We live in our mothers' basements and weigh 600 pounds a piece.

 

[ScottishMatt]

Dunno what was worse. My play in this hand or the whale's play in a triple straddled 4Bet pot a few hands earlier where he jammed about 400BB over my 150BB Cbet on 4K9r with KTo . . .

 

[BenjiHustle]

Triple straddled? Geezus man. That was, what... >40BBs or so PF (if the 4bets were light)? This simultaneously makes me wish I could play live again and also makes me glad I don't. Pace of play makes these situations infuriating for me; to just have to sit there and watch some donkfish with his stupid drooling face pull and stack chips and then wait another 5 minutes to play the next hand. Makes me feel homicidal.

 

[duggs]

what stake was this matt?

 

[ScottishMatt]

SB was first to act due to the straddles. He folded, I asked if Whale had tripled, he confirmed he had. Then I look down at aces, take a few seconds and make it 25BB. Everyone foldes to the whale OTB who's all like "I know you're just trying to steal" so he made it 50BB. I took a while messing about with my chips etc and then made it 125BB or thereabouts. He snap called. Flop is 4K9r I cbet about 150BB and he snapjams for at least another 400BB with KTo.

It's just 10p/20p game I play at a local pub. It gets super deep though, by the time I get there everyone except the old nits usually have like 300BB at least. It plays like a 50/50 game after about an hour or two.

 

[Matt Vaughan]

Tbf, KTo is basically teh nutz there.

 

[loafes]

*Hold'em No Limit, $0.01 / $0.02 (6-handed) - Played on pokerstars. Converted by GrinderSchool's Hand History Converter

Seat 1: Btn ($2.34 in chips)
Seat 2: SB ($4.78 in chips)
Seat 3: BB ($6.32 in chips)
Seat 4: UTG ($3.79 in chips)
Seat 5: HERO (MP) ($4.69 in chips)
Seat 6: CO ($2 in chips)

SB posts small blind $0.01
BB posts big blind $0.02

PreFlop: Dealt to HERO [T

A

]
UTG folds, HERO raises to $0.06, 3 folds, BB calls $0.04

*** FLOP *** 4

4

3

(Pot=$0.13)
BB bets $0.06, HERO raises to $0.18, BB raises to $0.36, HERO calls $0.18

*** TURN *** 7

(Pot=$0.85)
BB bets $0.41, HERO calls $0.41

*** River *** A

(Pot=$1.67)
BB checks, HERO checks

*** Showdown *** (Pot=$1.67)
BB shows [7

6

]
HERO shows [T

A

]

HERO wins $1.61


I thought no way is any plausible made hand 4 betting like this on the flop. The fact I was spot on about his hand type in this occasion is no excuse for playing like this at 2nl. It's still a major spew

 

[tomnovember]

*Hold'em No Limit, $0.01 / $0.02 (6-handed) - Played on PokerStars. Converted by GrinderSchool's Hand History Converter

Seat 1: Btn ($2.34 in chips)
Seat 2: SB ($4.78 in chips)
Seat 3: BB ($6.32 in chips)
Seat 4: UTG ($3.79 in chips)
Seat 5: HERO (MP) ($4.69 in chips)
Seat 6: CO ($2 in chips)

SB posts small blind $0.01
BB posts big blind $0.02

PreFlop: Dealt to HERO [T

A

]
UTG folds, HERO raises to $0.06, 3 folds, BB calls $0.04

*** FLOP *** 4

4

3

(Pot=$0.13)
BB bets $0.06, HERO raises to $0.18, BB raises to $0.36, HERO calls $0.18

*** TURN *** 7

(Pot=$0.85)
BB bets $0.41, HERO calls $0.41

*** River *** A

(Pot=$1.67)
BB checks, HERO checks

*** Showdown *** (Pot=$1.67)
BB shows [7

6

]
HERO shows [T

A

]

HERO wins $1.61


I thought no way is any plausible made hand 4 betting like this on the flop. The fact I was spot on about his hand type in this occasion is no excuse for playing like this at 2nl. It's still a major spew

I don't think you can call both flop and turn. Why can't BB have A4 or 54 and donk the flop?

 

[BenjiHustle]

Snowman spew

Merge - $0.04 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 77.75 BB (VPIP: 33.33, PFR: 7.84, 3Bet Preflop: 14.29, Hands: 51)
SB: 102.75 BB (VPIP: 38.89, PFR: 16.67, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 19)
Hero (BB): 103 BB
UTG: 211.25 BB (VPIP: 13.07, PFR: 9.89, 3Bet Preflop: 4.82, Hands: 291)
CO: 114.5 BB (VPIP: 26.32, PFR: 21.05, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 19)

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has 8:club: 8:heart:

fold, CO raises to 3 BB, fold, SB calls 2.5 BB, Hero raises to 9 BB, CO calls 6 BB, SB calls 6 BB

Flop: (27 BB, 3 players) 6:spade: Q:heart: 4:club:
SB checks, Hero bets 16.25 BB, CO calls 16.25 BB, SB calls 16.25 BB

Turn: (75.75 BB, 3 players) 6:club:
SB checks, Hero bets 77.75 BB and is all-in, CO calls 77.75 BB, fold

River: (231.25 BB, 2 players) 7:club:

Spoiler

Hero shows 8:club: 8:heart: (Two Pair, Eights and Sixes) (Pre 51%, Flop 9%, Turn 5%)
CO shows Q:spade: K:spade: (Two Pair, Queens and Sixes) (Pre 49%, Flop 91%, Turn 95%)
CO wins 218.5 BB

 

[Ducky7]

im ashamed

is his call still kinda lol though (obv not coz my hand but in general v an unknown his call (T + R) cant be great

PokerStars - $2 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 4 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

CO: $126.84 (VPIP: 77.78, PFR: 55.56, 3Bet Preflop: 60.00, Hands: 9)
Hero (BTN): $200.00
SB: $201.00 (VPIP: 37.58, PFR: 29.53, 3Bet Preflop: 9.80, Hands: 152)
BB: $80.00 (VPIP: 34.29, PFR: 22.86, 3Bet Preflop: 7.14, Hands: 113)

SB posts SB $1.00, BB posts BB $2.00

Pre Flop: (pot: $3.00) Hero has J:heart: Q:spade:

fold, Hero raises to $4.00, SB raises to $14.00, fold, Hero calls $10.00

Flop: ($30.00, 2 players) 5:club: 4:spade: A:heart:
SB checks, Hero bets $15.00, SB calls $15.00

Turn: ($60.00, 2 players) 8:club:
SB checks, Hero bets $31.25, SB calls $31.25

River: ($122.50, 2 players) 6:spade:
SB checks, Hero bets $139.75 and is all-in, SB calls $139.75

Hero shows J:heart: Q:spade: (High Card, Ace) (Pre 62%, Flop 24%, Turn 14%)
SB shows 6:heart: 4:heart: (Two Pair, Sixes and Fours) (Pre 38%, Flop 76%, Turn 86%)
SB wins $400.50

 

[magicius]

im ashamed

is his call still kinda lol though (obv not coz my hand but in general v an unknown his call (T + R) cant be great

PokerStars - $2 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 4 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

CO: $126.84 (VPIP: 77.78, PFR: 55.56, 3Bet Preflop: 60.00, Hands: 9)
Hero (BTN): $200.00
SB: $201.00 (VPIP: 37.58, PFR: 29.53, 3Bet Preflop: 9.80, Hands: 152)
BB: $80.00 (VPIP: 34.29, PFR: 22.86, 3Bet Preflop: 7.14, Hands: 113)

SB posts SB $1.00, BB posts BB $2.00

Pre Flop: (pot: $3.00) Hero has J:heart: Q:spade:

fold, Hero raises to $4.00, SB raises to $14.00, fold, Hero calls $10.00

Flop: ($30.00, 2 players) 5:club: 4:spade: A:heart:
SB checks, Hero bets $15.00, SB calls $15.00

Turn: ($60.00, 2 players) 8:club:
SB checks, Hero bets $31.25, SB calls $31.25

River: ($122.50, 2 players) 6:spade:
SB checks, Hero bets $139.75 and is all-in, SB calls $139.75

Hero shows J:heart: Q:spade: (High Card, Ace) (Pre 62%, Flop 24%, Turn 14%)
SB shows 6:heart: 4:heart: (Two Pair, Sixes and Fours) (Pre 38%, Flop 76%, Turn 86%)
SB wins $400.50

what an awful bluffing

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[duggs]

i mean you rep clubs in your range swell as Ax 2pair, and maybe occasional straights, issue is how much of your value betting range slows down on that river?

 

[Ducky7]

I mean i would probably value bet all my Ax maybe even polarize like exactly AQ like this and all my 2ps/straights/sets.

However vs this villain now defo not considering hes x/c'ing BP and a GS so he can have straights whereas 90% of peoples x/c range here is like weak Ax and 99-KK

 

[Marginal]

bump

 

[Ducky7]

Im gonna relight the fire in this thread, read through it. Laughed out loud
Man this was genius back in the day

 

[Marginal]

Miss everybody in this thread

also, good to see dan has gotten a bit less hateful since these days

 

[xdeucesx]

Cafeman, ScottishMatt, Blob, 9k, Deco

Some definite throwbacks in here

 

[Matt Vaughan]

wow.

we are old.

 

[Marginal]

What happened to us jeez

 

[Ducky7]

Cafeman, ScottishMatt, Blob, 9k, Deco

Some definite throwbacks in here

ikr was reading it and like damn son

Lets take a moment to remember the forgotten

 

[Marginal]

RIP

Fish de merde

 

[paulsmall007]

Play one of the free rolls u and u will see some silly plays on the regular

 

[Ducky7]

Not really the point of the thread though is it