** Juggernauting January, Cash Chat Thread **

[Marginal]

Actually playing a full MTT schedule tomorrow....

If I bink the 100k GTD, I'll give a 2.5% freeroll to this thread (probs like 500-1k) for some kind of contest. Not sure what yet, but maybe something like who can tell the best degen story, most ridiculous picture of themselves, etc.

Any suggestions on how to give away 1k tomorrow after I bink 40k+?

i lost 15kgbp/22.5kUSD in a night is that worthy of all the money?

 

[WVHillbilly]

Life's not fair. The biggest PoS that I know, total douche/compulsive liar, hit the BBJ at Charlestown last week for ~$65k. Icing on the cake is that as he's jumping around celebrating he turns to a guy I know, who also hates him, and says, "That's what you get when you're good person!". ****ing twat This is the same asshole who recently beat his gf with a belt and dumped her at a local bar because she was pissed at him for losing ~$50k of her money last year at the casino.

 

[WVHillbilly]

i lost 15kgbp/22.5kUSD in a night is that worthy of all the money?

I think we have a winner (loser).

 

[RodneyC86]

Life's not fair. The biggest PoS that I know, total douche/compulsive liar, hit the BBJ at Charlestown last week for ~$65k. Icing on the cake is that as he's jumping around celebrating he turns to a guy I know, who also hates him, and says, "That's what you get when you're good person!". ****ing twat This is the same asshole who recently beat his gf with a belt and dumped her at a local bar because she was pissed at him for losing ~$50k of her money last year at the casino.

Wow, there is no God

Let's grind s'more

Actually I'm kinda feeling so nauseated grinding every day, guess I overestimated my love of poker

 

[duggs]

Life's not fair. The biggest PoS that I know, total douche/compulsive liar, hit the BBJ at Charlestown last week for ~$65k. Icing on the cake is that as he's jumping around celebrating he turns to a guy I know, who also hates him, and says, "That's what you get when you're good person!". ****ing twat This is the same asshole who recently beat his gf with a belt and dumped her at a local bar because she was pissed at him for losing ~$50k of her money last year at the casino.

Did she press charges?

 

[Matt Vaughan]

Shit just got a little too real itt

+1 to duggs q

 

[xdeucesx]

People should have to make videos of themselves looking shocked after hearing that you've binked the $100k GTD.

i like this:icon_rend

 

[WVHillbilly]

Did she press charges?

Do abused women ever press charges?

In fact, I hear he called her when he hit the jackpot and she joined him at the track for the evening.

 

[JOEBOB69]

Getting time to play is hard. 2013 poker is laughable.
Using 25 hands per hour as a average
200nl stats
23.75 hours 594 hands of 200nl= profit of -$80 = -6.75bb/100
300nl stats
42.55 hours 1,064 hands of 300nl= profit of +$583 =18.26bb/100
500nl stats
5.75 hours 143 hands of 500nl= profit of $932= 130.35bb/100
Online stats
Bovada profit of -$300
Tournament stats
One live Tournament profit of +$245 for 245% roi

 

[xdeucesx]

Getting time to play is hard. 2013 poker is laughable.
Using 25 hands per hour as a average
200nl stats
23.75 hours 594 hands of 200nl= profit of -$80 = -6.75bb/100
300nl stats
42.55 hours 1,064 hands of 300nl= profit of +$583 =18.26bb/100
500nl stats
5.75 hours 143 hands of 500nl= profit of $932= 130.35bb/100
Online stats
Bovada profit of -$300
Tournament stats
One live Tournament profit of +$245 for 245% roi

War Damn Eagle

 

[JOEBOB69]

It's to early to be drinking Austin.
Roll Tide !!
In other news.
I'm about to be forced to go to the circus in a few minutes. Clowns kind of freak me out.

 

[xdeucesx]

It's to early to be drinking Austin.
Roll Tide !!
In other news.
I'm about to be forced to go to the circus in a few minutes. Clowns kind of freak me out.

never too early to be drinking

 

[WVHillbilly]

It's to early to be drinking Austin.
Roll Tide !!
In other news.
I'm about to be forced to go to the circus in a few minutes. Clowns kind of freak me out.

Spoiler

 

[Mr Sandbag]

Life's not fair. The biggest PoS that I know, total douche/compulsive liar, hit the BBJ at Charlestown last week for ~$65k. Icing on the cake is that as he's jumping around celebrating he turns to a guy I know, who also hates him, and says, "That's what you get when you're good person!". ****ing twat This is the same asshole who recently beat his gf with a belt and dumped her at a local bar because she was pissed at him for losing ~$50k of her money last year at the casino.

Ugghhh. That reminds me of a reg who hit the BBJ in my local poker room. He drags his girlfriend (wife, maybe?) to the poker room every day to watch him play, he berates players for drawing out on him, and when he hit the BBJ, he handed the girl $5 and told her to get him a pack of cigarettes.


On a side note, I heard a story from a dealer the other day. At some casino, a lady held the winning hand of a bad beat qualifier against a guy she hated. When he rolled his hand at showdown, she showed the guy next to her what she had then mucked because she didn't want the guy she hated to win it. Fortunately, she was rich and paid the others at the table what they would have gotten anyway. I'd have loved to see the guy's face when she mucked. :laugh:

 

[JOEBOB69]

Yeah, I think the genesis of it was the clown scene in the Poltergeist.

 

[Blobweird123]

Yeah, I think the genesis of it was the clown scene in the Poltergeist.

Clown in the gutter in "It" did it for me.

 

[xdeucesx]

When the 280k BBJ hit at my casino, the kid who won immediately went down on the casino floor looking to buy crack. After not tipping the dealer/staff, he then proceeds to lose 8k outside in the snow somewhere after his drug induced haze

 

[dj11]

Confession; I only play Bovada Zone poker so I can post ITT.

 

[WVHillbilly]

When the 280k BBJ hit at my casino, the kid who won immediately went down on the casino floor looking to buy crack. After not tipping the dealer/staff, he then proceeds to lose 8k outside in the snow somewhere after his drug induced haze

Kevin apperently tipped the dealer $200 and threw his last $100 chip on some guy's stack who was away from the table when it happened (he lost out on ~$7k table share). He was supposedly playing 5/10 an hour later so he'll burn through it quick. I'm sure he's still an overall loser so there is some consolation for me.

 

[LuckyChippy]

He's just spreading the love, you don't cut him enough slack.

 

[WVHillbilly]

He's just spreading the love, you don't cut him enough slack.

Oh yeah, I wish I could stand him enough to play with him while he's got the $$s.

 

[LuckyChippy]

Yeah it's probably not a good idea playing someone you dislike quite so much. In fact it's a very bad idea.

Least you can just wait for it all to wind down to its inevitable end. Surely you'll be glad he won then!

 

[JohnBoyWWFC]

Where's the drunk post thread? Just had the biggest ****block everrrrrr.

 

[duggs]

you are in it, post away

 

[vinylspiros]

hiccup....