***Jaded January Cash Thread***

[JOEBOB69]

I always enjoy seeing the picture of tyler fist pumping

 

[Marginal]

Hi guys, I lost an 8k GBP pot today. TBH, nothing I could do about it lol but still in shock somewhat.

Brag, only ended up down 1k.

Variance, won 1.5k gbp by taking my loose 44 pounds remaining after cashing out and binking it hard on roulette. 1 bet. Sick thing is I almost put 500 on it.

 

[xdeucesx]

True but those southern colleges just seem to be a little better.

with no personal experience, I confirm this point by contemplating and agreeing.

 

[hackmeplz]

I think the debate finishes here.. WV knows it all :adore::adore::adore:

yeah but he's used to WV girls

 

[cardriverx]

Southern campuses = hotter girls b/c no winter (like in north) where all hot girls disappear in sweat pants/sweat shirts

so also weather means girls are tanner and inevitably more fit and such. UTexas will have hot girls on hot girls on hot girls

 

[Cafeman]

Hi guys, I lost an 8k GBP pot today. TBH, nothing I could do about it lol but still in shock somewhat.

8k old money, Jesus, is that the PLO game? Ouch.

 

[Marginal]

8k old money, Jesus, is that the PLO game? Ouch.

i love how you say old money but nah it was holdem.

 

[WVHillbilly]

Southern campuses = hotter girls b/c no winter (like in north) where all hot girls disappear in sweat pants/sweat shirts

so also weather means girls are tanner and inevitably more fit and such. UTexas will have hot girls on hot girls on hot girls

Yeah, if I had to give a reason, I'd say exactly this. Damn now I just agreed with a sPitt fan.

 

[xdeucesx]

too much wind and rain for me to go to class today

Needless to say, i've shifted this semester into low gear already and it's only the third day

 

[Marginal]

too much wind and rain for me to go to class today

Needless to say, i've shifted this semester into low gear already and it's only the third day

thats the way too go

 

[TylerN]

So you should grind more than 20k hands this month

 

[xdeucesx]

So you should grind more than 20k hands this month

touche

 

[vanquish]

chicago > austin
north > south
american girls > british girls
hockey > soccer

 

[youregoodmate]

hockey > soccer

Id almost agreed with you until this one, then I realised you're just taking the piss.

 

[micromachine]

25nl hand I played vs Russian nutter the other day - he was playing 100/64 with a 38% 3bet and 77% AfQ over 50 hands and he'd already stacked off pre vs me with 65s losing to my TT.


pokerstars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (5 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from http://www.flopturnriver.com

MP ($39.23)
Button ($27.46)
Hero (SB) ($41.76)
BB ($25)
UTG ($16.32)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 10

, Q

1 fold, MP bets $1.25, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.15, 1 fold

Flop: ($2.75) 10

, 2

, 8

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $4, Hero calls $4

Turn: ($10.75) 6

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $8.50, Hero calls $8.50

River: ($27.75) K

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $17.25, Hero calls $17.25

Total pot: $62.25 | Rake: $2

Results below:
Hero had 10

, Q

(one pair, tens).
MP had 7

, 7

(one pair, sevens).
Outcome: Hero won $60.25

 

[Matt Vaughan]

How do you even FIND these people...

 

[ScottishMatt]

He uses a picture of Tyler to tilt people off

 

[Cafeman]

I think he was on my table earlier too MM

poker stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players

BB: $117.24
UTG: $55.65
CO: $50.00
BTN: $50.36
Hero (SB): $50.75

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with 9

9

2 folds, BTN raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $5, 1 fold, BTN calls $3.50

Flop: ($10.50) 6

4

A

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $5.50, Hero calls $5.50

Turn: ($21.50) 2

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $12, Hero calls $12

River: ($45.50) T

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $27.86 all in, Hero calls $27.86

Final Pot: $101.22
BTN shows 5

4

(a pair of Fours)
Hero shows 9

9

(a pair of Nines)
Hero wins $98.22
(Rake: $3.00)

 

[acky100]

and mine

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 2084216
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

BTN/SB: $120.88
Hero (BB): $174.31

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with 9 :heart: 9 :spade:
BTN/SB raises to $3, Hero raises to $9, BTN/SB calls $6

Flop: ($18.00) 5 :club: 8 :diamond: 8 :club: (2 players)
Hero bets $9, BTN/SB calls $9

Turn: ($36.00) 4 :heart: (2 players)
Hero bets $17, BTN/SB raises to $40, Hero calls $23

River: ($116.00) Q :diamond: (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $62.88 all in, Hero calls $62.88

Final Pot: $241.76
BTN/SB shows 9 :diamond: 6 :diamond: (a pair of Eights)
Hero shows 9 :heart: 9 :spade: (two pair, Nines and Eights)
Hero wins $241.26
(Rake: $0.50)

 

[Cafeman]

lol, are we folding? Are we **** as like!

 

[acky100]

cant win if you fold

 

[Cafeman]

I'm just trying to look after my redline is all.

 

[WVHillbilly]

And those hands are prime examples of why I have never had any success playing 6-max. FR nits fold the 2nd nuts, 6-max nits (acky ) don't fold 2nd pair!

 

[hackmeplz]

He was at my table too! Oh wait

$5/$10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players

Hero (SB): $1.00
BB: $1.00
UTG: $1.00
MP: $1.00
CO: $770.00
BTN: $975.00

Pre Flop: ($15.00) Hero is SB with K :heart: 6 :heart:
3 folds, BTN raises to $20, Hero raises to $70, 1 fold, BTN calls $50

Flop: ($150.00) 5 :spade: 7 :spade: 3 :heart: (2 players)
Hero bets $85, BTN calls $85

Turn: ($320.00) 2 :club: (2 players)
Hero bets $220, BTN calls $220

River: ($760.00) T :heart: (2 players)
Hero bets $659 all in, BTN calls $600 all in

Final Pot: $1960.00
Hero shows K :heart: 6 :heart: (HIGH_CARD KING)
BTN shows 3 :diamond: 5 :diamond: (TWO_PAIR FIVE, THREE)
BTN wins $1.00
(Rake: $1959.00)

 

[Deco]

This guys really getting around today.

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 2084263
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

SB: $100.00
BB: $128.09
Hero (UTG): $100.00
MP: $319.48
CO: $102.18
BTN: $115.93

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with K :spade: J :club:
Hero raises to $3.50, 4 folds, BB calls $2.50

Flop: ($7.50) T :club: 3 :heart: 5 :diamond: (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($7.50) K :club: (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $5.72, BB raises to $11.44, Hero raises to $30, BB raises to $124.59 all in, Hero calls $66.50 all in

River: ($200.50) 5 :spade: (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $200.50
BB shows Q :heart: 4 :diamond: (a pair of Fives)
Hero shows K :spade: J :club: (two pair, Kings and Fives)
Hero wins $197.70
(Rake: $2.80)