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Lol. I think they spend the money grandma gave them.
 
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Well.... Didn't you get the most recent update to the big book on poker theory?

24o is the official nuts. Like my default line is raise/flat 3 bet pre. Then I x/r, x/r, shove flop turn and river and I jump for joy when I get called on that board from the last hand. There is literally a 0% chance that villain beats 4 high the way the hand played out.

Well played villain, well played.

How much u wanna bet he thought he had the best hand ;) lol
 
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I am certain he did :) double gutter to teh nutzzzzz

And yeah obviously correct to flat 3bet, he has position and can outplay everybody postflop :cool: if they all check it is free moneys
 
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I am certain he did :) double gutter to teh nutzzzzz

And yeah obviously correct to flat 3bet, he has position and can outplay everybody postflop :cool: if they all check it is free moneys

I can't believe 25 NL was playing so soft
 
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Well normally the reg/fish ratio is less skewed. These days it is variance city with all sorts of craziness going on (and I can say that lots of regs are having a bad week with all the coolering going on).

Since 24.12. I am -0.33 EVbb/100 over 4k hands so not doing great either but at least it is funny. Loads of multiway flops and zero FE make it kinda hard to really do much except hope for a good run of cards. Too aggro and it turns to spew real easy.
 
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Button ($24.65)
SB ($15.40)
BB ($25)
UTG ($25)
UTG+1 ($36.90)
MP1 ($26.33) - 76 / 41 / 28% 3bet, limp 3bets me every other hand
MP2 ($24.30)
MP3 ($23.22)
Hero (CO) ($25)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J
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, A
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2 folds, MP1 calls $0.25, 2 folds, Hero raises to $1.10, 1 fold, SB calls $1, 1 fold, MP1 raises to $4.65, Hero raises to $25 (All-In), 1 fold, MP1 calls $20.35

Flop: ($51.35) Q
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, 3
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, 9
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(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($51.35) 7
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(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($51.35) 4
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(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $51.35 | Rake: $2.56

Results below:
MP1 had 6
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, 4
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(one pair, fours). - YEAH, THOUGHT SO
Hero had J
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, A
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(flush, Ace high).
Outcome: Hero won $48.79
 
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Button ($24.65)
SB ($15.40)
BB ($25)
UTG ($25)
UTG+1 ($36.90)
MP1 ($26.33) - 76 / 41 / 28% 3bet, limp 3bets me every other hand
MP2 ($24.30)
MP3 ($23.22)
Hero (CO) ($25)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J
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, A
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2 folds, MP1 calls $0.25, 2 folds, Hero raises to $1.10, 1 fold, SB calls $1, 1 fold, MP1 raises to $4.65, Hero raises to $25 (All-In), 1 fold, MP1 calls $20.35

Flop: ($51.35) Q
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, 3
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, 9
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(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($51.35) 7
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(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($51.35) 4
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(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $51.35 | Rake: $2.56

Results below:
MP1 had 6
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, 4
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(one pair, fours). - YEAH, THOUGHT SO
Hero had J
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, A
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(flush, Ace high).
Outcome: Hero won $48.79

Wow, I will be back online tonight. I hope these holiday noobs stick around for a while
 
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Hahaha this thread is getting good
 
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Continuing the lol theme...

PokerStars - $0.05 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

CO: 115.6 BB (VPIP: 18.31, PFR: 15.49, 3Bet Preflop: 6.20, Hands: 367)
BTN: 167.4 BB (VPIP: 31.82, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 24)
SB: 206.6 BB (VPIP: 17.39, PFR: 13.04, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 47)
BB: 98.6 BB (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 11)
UTG: 104.6 BB (VPIP: 50.00, PFR: 50.00, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 5)
Hero (MP): 248.2 BB

SB posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has 3<font color='black'>♣</font> 3<font color='red'>♦</font>

fold, Hero raises to 3 BB, fold, BTN calls 3 BB, fold, BB calls 2 BB

Flop: (9.4 BB, 3 players) 6<font color='red'>♥</font> K<font color='black'>♠</font> 3<font color='red'>♥</font>
BB checks, Hero bets 7 BB, BTN raises to 14 BB, fold, Hero raises to 245.2 BB and is all-in, BTN calls 150.4 BB and is all-in

Turn: (338.2 BB, 2 players) 2<font color='red'>♦</font>

River: (338.2 BB, 2 players) 8<font color='red'>♦</font>
Hero shows 3<font color='black'>♣</font> 3<font color='red'>♦</font> (Three of a Kind, Threes) (Pre 52%, Flop 94%, Turn 100%)
BTN mucks Q<font color='red'>♦</font> K<font color='red'>♥</font> (One Pair, Kings) (Pre 48%, Flop 6%, Turn 0%)
Hero wins 324.2 BB
 
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After a few days of blessed release from dealing with retards (I actually played and won a small chess tournament :D), I came back to the tables:

Hand 1:

BB ($48.75)
Hero (UTG) ($25)
UTG+1 ($24.52)
MP1 ($26.25)
MP2 ($10.18)
CO ($18.50)
Button ($26.84)
SB ($26.22)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with A
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, A
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Hero raises to $0.70, 2 folds, MP2 calls $0.70, 4 folds

Flop: ($1.75) 7
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, 10
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, 10
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(2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $0.75, Hero raises to $1.50, MP2 calls $0.75

Turn: ($4.75) 6
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(2 players)
Hero bets $7 (to induce the retard shove), MP2 raises to $7.98 (All-In), Hero calls $0.98

River: ($20.71) 7
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(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $20.71 | Rake: $1.03

Results below:
Hero had A
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, A
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(two pair, Aces and tens).
MP2 had 8
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, 9
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(straight, ten high). - Ofc he smashes the flop AND turn.
Outcome: MP2 won $19.68

Hand 2, same guy:

UTG+1 ($43.65)
Hero (MP1) ($25)
MP2 ($15.21)
MP3 ($10)
CO ($15.88)
Button ($18.10)
SB ($35.82)
BB ($8.90)
UTG ($25)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 6
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, 6
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UTG raises to $1, 1 fold, Hero calls $1, MP2 calls $1, MP3 calls $0.75, CO calls $1, 3 folds

Flop: ($5.35) 7
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, 10
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, 5
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(5 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks, MP2 checks, MP3 checks, CO bets $5.35, 1 fold, Hero folds, MP2 raises to $10.70, 1 fold, CO raises to $14.88 (All-In), MP2 calls $3.51 (All-In)

Turn: ($33.77) A
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(2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($33.77) 10
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(2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $33.77 | Rake: $1.68

Results below:
MP2 had A
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, 10
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(full house, tens over Aces).
CO had 7
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, 6
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(two pair, tens and sevens). - Yeah... he stacks me and then just spews it away immediately.
Outcome: MP2 won $32.09

LOL at anyone trying to argue poker vs. chess :rolleyes:
 
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PokerStars - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 149.36 BB (VPIP: 100.00, PFR: 100.00, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 1)
Hero (SB): 109.52 BB
BB: 102 BB (VPIP: 100.00, PFR: 100.00, 3Bet Preflop: -, Hands: 1)
UTG: 317.28 BB
MP: 100 BB
CO: 91.12 BB

Hero posts SB 0.4 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.4 BB) Hero has 9:diamond: 9:club:

fold, fold, CO raises to 3 BB, fold, Hero raises to 9 BB, fold, CO raises to 39 BB, Hero raises to 109.52 BB and is all-in, CO calls 52.12 BB and is all-in

Flop: (183.24 BB, 2 players) A:heart: K:diamond: 5:club:

Turn: (183.24 BB, 2 players) Q:heart:

River: (183.24 BB, 2 players) T:diamond:

Hero shows 9:diamond: 9:club: (One Pair, Nines) (Pre 54%, Flop 60%, Turn 0%)
CO shows J:spade: T:club: (Straight, Ace High) (Pre 46%, Flop 40%, Turn 100%)
CO wins 175.24 BB


not really a cooler or anything but lol'd at this maniac
 
LD1977

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I am getting raped constantly by people who call my 3bets with anything and hit flops in Godlike manner.

Hand 1:

I am not even sure if this is a good line or utter spew.

UTG+1 ($29.03)
MP1 ($27.44)
MP2 ($6.82)
MP3 ($15.30)
CO ($29.60)
Button ($50.62)
SB ($44.76)
Hero (BB) ($29.86)
UTG ($23.02)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A
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, A
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1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.75, 6 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, UTG+1 calls $1.75

Flop: ($5.10) 5
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, 7
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, Q
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(2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $5.10, Hero raises to $27.36 (All-In), UTG+1 calls $21.43 (All-In)

Turn: ($58.16) 6
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(2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($58.16) 5
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(2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $58.16 | Rake: $2.90

Results below:
Hero had A
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, A
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(two pair, Aces and fives).
UTG+1 had 9
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, 10
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(flush, Queen high). - Wow. Srsly, T9s? Also, WTF, pot bet?
Outcome: UTG+1 won $55.26

Hand 2:

MP2 ($26.32)
MP3 ($25.89)
CO ($29.82)
Button ($25.28)
SB ($8.34)
Hero (BB) ($25.35)
UTG ($57.05)
UTG+1 ($24.90)
MP1 ($12.90)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9
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, 9
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5 folds, CO checks, 1 fold, SB calls $0.15, Hero raises to $1.10, CO calls $0.85, SB calls $0.85

Flop: ($3.30) 2
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, 7
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, 6
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(3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2, 1 fold, SB raises to $6.10, Hero raises to $21.70, SB calls $1.14 (All-In)

Turn: ($17.78) 3
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(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($17.78) 4
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(2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $17.78 | Rake: $0.89

Results below:
SB had 7
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, 7
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(three of a kind, sevens). - Setmining OOP with 30bb is the shit these days.
Hero had 9
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, 9
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(one pair, nines).
Outcome: SB won $16.99
 
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