****Augustus Cash Thread***

[kadison728]

withdrawl of funds

I had a really nice withdrawl many years ago on full tilt. I was able to take my wife on a very nice vacation and it all came from a 5.50 tournament. I love poker, it really has been a tough road, but is always entertaining and does make for some long nights.

 

[WVHillbilly]

Yeah this seems like the right thread...

 

[Matt Vaughan]

tfd, no thread seems like the right thread for that.

 

[xdeucesx]

He's only one itt w/ding though....so who are the real donks here?

 

[JOEBOB69]

I was leaning towards you deuce, but to each his own.
Edit: has any one started the football "side betting" thread yet. If not do so i feel like degening it up this year.

 

[JOEBOB69]

Also, thread is dead because me and WV will be in ****ing wheel chairs before we can play online poker.

 

[JOEBOB69]

Thoughts on upcoming Thanksgiving conversation.
My wife mother asks (insert real name) how's it going? I say O' fine still ****ing your daughter. Wife's grandma asks (insert real name) how's it going? I say O' fine still ****ing your granddaughter. " Is there any tricks you show her about sucking dick? I believe she lost all that info after she said " I Do"!! Maybe you can spit your teeth out and show her how to gum one to death?
I have lots more but thread is dead any way.....

 

[duggs]

Keep them coming

 

[BenjiHustle]

Just got back in the black.

I'm also profiting again, finally.

 

[WVHillbilly]

Thoughts on upcoming Thanksgiving conversation.
My wife mother asks (insert real name) how's it going? I say O' fine still ****ing your daughter. Wife's grandma asks (insert real name) how's it going? I say O' fine still ****ing your granddaughter. " Is there any tricks you show her about sucking dick? I believe she lost all that info after she said " I Do"!! Maybe you can spit your teeth out and show her how to gum one to death?
I have lots more but thread is dead any way.....

Maybe you could offer to stuff the turkey by ****ing it. Should go over well.

 

[hackmeplz]

lol wtf is going on here?

 

[c9h13no3]

I forgot how much sitting on live poker waiting lists sucks.

 

[xdeucesx]

lololdpeoplejokes

live poker is for the birds

 

[c9h13no3]

Zzzzz.

I wait for an hour, my name isn't moving on the wait list. I leave, get 10 minutes down the road, bam, they text me my seat is open. **** live casinos I swear to god.

 

[BenjiHustle]

Can't call ahead?

 

[JOEBOB69]

Maybe you could offer to stuff the turkey by ****ing it. Should go over well.

That's not how yall do it in WV? I might need to goggle how to stuff a turkey, without ****ing it then.

 

[WVHillbilly]

Well maybe that's how it's done in Alabama?

 

[Matt Vaughan]

I can't - I can't even.

Please don't change, any of you.

 

[OMGITSOVER9K]

so i'm going to New York for a few days on friday as a holiday.. what's the rules over there, do I have to salute an American flag when I touch down or some shit?

 

[xdeucesx]

so i'm going to New York for a few days on friday as a holiday.. what's the rules over there, do I have to salute an American flag when I touch down or some shit?

yes, bask in all the freedom you have

 

[BenjiHustle]

Burn something, then watch it all burn.

 

[Ducky7]

yeah.... all that freedom... to play online poker....

 

[WVHillbilly]

NY City?

 

[OMGITSOVER9K]

oui

 

[JOEBOB69]

Replace the "duck" with a turkey and here you go.
This is one of my favorite shows FWIW.