****Aprils Fools Cash Thread (aka go **** yourself)****

[Mr Sandbag]

Understandable. Hopefully things change for you soon and you at least get a liiiittle time to play poker.

What do you do for a living?

 

[JOEBOB69]

Work... And you?
"Project Manager" is the title

 

[WVHillbilly]

Sucks about the game. I'm going to be placing the order for ticket in 2 weeks. Let me know.

 

[LuckyChippy]

Our cyclists cheat better than the Americans did/do

We learnt not to get greedy. One or two drug runs each and out.

You are welcome

Proof that lyrics don't matter, all music within a genre sounds the same.

 

[Mr Sandbag]

Work... And you?
"Project Manager" is the title

Not work.

"Unemployed" is the title. Also can be referred to as "laid off."

 

[JohnBoyWWFC]

Made the final day of the UK Student Poker Championships. 16 left from 550-odd. £4.2k ($6k) for the win. Got tbe short stack. Should be on live stream. Pretty excited.

 

[duggs]

Siiiiiick gl john

 

[xdeucesx]

I drank for almost 15 hours straight yesterday:

1. ran the pong table for 2 hours
2. got removed from 2 bars
3. sunburned terribly
4. Got to use the "who won the game?" joke like 100x too many...props if you catch what I mean (My money's on WVH/JB understanding) (PSU blue/white game obv)

 

[JohnBoyWWFC]

Busted in 8th. Gonna F5 pokernews.com all day til my pic comes up.

 

[duggs]

decent payout?

 

[JohnBoyWWFC]

Not at all.

 

[xdeucesx]

 

[WVHillbilly]

I drank for almost 15 hours straight yesterday:

1. ran the pong table for 2 hours
2. got removed from 2 bars
3. sunburned terribly
4. Got to use the "who won the game?" joke like 100x too many...props if you catch what I mean (My money's on WVH/JB understanding) (PSU blue/white game obv)

Gold/Blue game was yesterday as well. 1st time in 4 years that I haven't gone. Obviously the very best weather day for the game in that time too!

 

[xdeucesx]

I miss college football now, I'm ready for Fall.

 

[Matt Vaughan]

Help with spots, por favor: https://www.cardschat.com/forum/cash-games-11/live-grind-how-fall-asleep-at-239390/post-2341891.html

 

[WVHillbilly]

I miss college football now, I'm ready for Fall.

Me too. Nothing better than a fall football Saturday.

 

[Jillychemung]

1st races of the new season on Saturday so it's time for the avatar to change.

 

[JOEBOB69]

I miss football even when it's going on....
"So who won the game? I can't remember. Hey did that good looking awesome mother ****er win the game? Ah I'm not talking to you i don't talk to losers."
Is what i say when i golf,bowl,shoot pool,fish,bat mitten,throwing horse shoes,pitching washers,hunt,**** or any thing i do.

 

[Mr Sandbag]

When it comes to table selection, Monday night live poker in Cleveland is the nut low.

 

[Matt Vaughan]

When it comes to table selection, Monday night live poker in Cleveland is the nut low.

Glad I took a pass tonight then

 

[Mr Sandbag]

It got a little better with this maaaassssive fish on my left, but it was awful for like 5 hours.

 

[WVHillbilly]

It got a little better with this maaaassssive fish on my left, but it was awful for like 5 hours.

Sounds like Scourrge decided to come out after all.

 

[xdeucesx]

Sounds like Scourrge decided to come out after all.

i lol'd, wp

 

[Matt Vaughan]

Sounds like Scourrge decided to come out after all.

Alas, tis true.

 

[JOEBOB69]

Tread needs more videos of Lucky Chippy dancing to Brad Sucks songs...
Your welcome LC