Advanced strategy for donks!

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myxiplx

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Today I will give you all a unique insight into my latest money making strategy. It may sound unbelievable, but just three simple steps are needed to make big money in your free time:

1. Play like a total donk
2. Make sure the big stack still thinks you're a donk
3. Profit$$$$


STEP 1 - Play like a donk
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#Game No : 5519049192
***** Hand History for Game 5519049192 *****
$50 NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 20, 07:44:57 ET 2006
Table Table 126760 (real money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: Swan_Lee ( $78.28 )
Seat 2: Wuermchen300 ( $61.35 )
Seat 3: MEXMAT1991 ( $21.55 )
Seat 4: bradford1899 ( $160.88 )
Seat 5: goldengraeme ( $75.35 )
Seat 6: Cancamusa ( $36.25 )
Seat 7: peppard_ ( $59.48 )
Seat 8: Groundhog7 ( $87 )
Seat 9: Daicata ( $10 )
Seat 10: myxiplx ( $49.75 )
goldengraeme posts small blind [$0.25].
Cancamusa posts big blind [$0.50].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to myxiplx [ As Td ]
peppard_ folds
Daicata folds
myxiplx raises [$2]
Swan_Lee folds
Wuermchen300 calls [$2]
MEXMAT1991 folds
bradford1899 folds
goldengraeme calls [$1.75]
Cancamusa folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qd, 5h, 6s ]
goldengraeme checks
myxiplx checks
Wuermchen300 bets [$4]
goldengraeme folds
myxiplx raises [$10]
Wuermchen300 is all-In [$55.35]
myxiplx is all-In [$37.75]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8c ]
** Dealing River ** [ 4d ]
myxiplx shows [ As, Td ]high card Ace.
Wuermchen300 shows [ 6h, 6c ]three of a kind, Sixes.
Wuermchen300 wins $11.60 from side pot #1 with three of a kind, Sixes.
Wuermchen300 wins $99 from the main pot with three of a kind, Sixes.

Now Wuermchen300 had been playing aggressive & appeared to have stolen a few hands off me, but that really didn't excuse this...

Unfortunately comments weren't logged while I had no cash, which is a shame, the table in general voiced their amazement at my call.

Part 1, play like a donk complete.


STEP 2 - Make sure they still think you're a donk
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I rebought, played tight, stole a few blinds (players were giving me a fair bit of credit, god only knows why after the above hand). And then we hit this little beauty.

Big stack is very aggressive. Limps with 34o UTG, calls raises with any pair, bets out flop, turn & river chasing str & flush. Really bullying the table and getting paid off, bets the same way on a bluff, draw or strong hand.

And with me being a complete donk earlier probably gave me no credit at all for this hand.

#Game No : 5519070001
***** Hand History for Game 5519070001 *****
$50 NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 20, 07:59:08 ET 2006
Table Table 126760 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: Swan_Lee ( $69.43 )
Seat 2: Wuermchen300 ( $116.05 )
Seat 4: bradford1899 ( $151.86 )
Seat 5: goldengraeme ( $80 )
Seat 6: Cancamusa ( $34.25 )
Seat 7: peppard_ ( $56.85 )
Seat 8: Groundhog7 ( $87.60 )
Seat 10: myxiplx ( $51.85 )
Seat 3: Zockermicha ( $52.50 )
Seat 9: MEXMAT1991 ( $25 )
Wuermchen300 posts small blind [$0.25].
Zockermicha posts big blind [$0.50].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to myxiplx [ 8h Qh ]
bradford1899 calls [$0.50]
goldengraeme folds
Cancamusa folds
peppard_ folds
Groundhog7 calls [$0.50]
myxiplx raises [$2]
Swan_Lee folds
Wuermchen300 folds
Zockermicha folds
bradford1899 calls [$1.50]
Groundhog7 folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qs, 8d, Tc ]
bradford1899 checks
myxiplx bets [$3]
bradford1899 raises [$10]
myxiplx is all-In [$46.85]
bradford1899 calls [$39.85]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3d ]
** Dealing River ** [ Kh ]
bradford1899 shows [ Td, 8c ]two pairs, Tens and Eights.
myxiplx shows [ 8h, Qh ]two pairs, Queens and Eights.
myxiplx wins $101.95 from the main pot with two pairs, Queens and Eights.



STEP 3 - Profit
===============
The coup de grace. God knows what he put me on here, probably an outright bluff like the first hand.

#Game No : 5519072265
***** Hand History for Game 5519072265 *****
$50 NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, December 20, 08:00:41 ET 2006
Table Table 126760 (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: Swan_Lee ( $70.18 )
Seat 2: Wuermchen300 ( $115.80 )
Seat 4: bradford1899 ( $99.51 )
Seat 5: goldengraeme ( $80 )
Seat 6: Cancamusa ( $34.25 )
Seat 7: peppard_ ( $56.85 )
Seat 8: Groundhog7 ( $87.10 )
Seat 10: myxiplx ( $101.95 )
Seat 3: Zockermicha ( $51.75 )
Seat 9: MEXMAT1991 ( $25 )
bradford1899 posts small blind [$0.25].
goldengraeme posts big blind [$0.50].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to myxiplx [ Jh Ad ]
Cancamusa folds
peppard_ folds
Groundhog7 calls [$0.50]
myxiplx raises [$1.50]
Swan_Lee folds
Wuermchen300 folds
Zockermicha folds
bradford1899 calls [$1.25]
goldengraeme folds
Groundhog7 folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4d, Jd, Td ]
bradford1899 bets [$2]
myxiplx raises [$6]
bradford1899 raises [$8]
myxiplx calls [$4]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7c ]
bradford1899 bets [$10]
myxiplx calls [$10]
** Dealing River ** [ As ]
bradford1899 checks
myxiplx bets [$10]
bradford1899 calls [$10]
myxiplx shows [ Jh, Ad ]two pairs, Aces and Jacks.
bradford1899 doesn't show [ 9d, Jc ]a pair of Jacks.
myxiplx wins $61 from the main pot with two pairs, Aces and Jacks.


And so concludes todays lesson.

Myx
 
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