too funny

[ChuckTs]

I'm in stitches at this guy

full tilt poker Game #1754525331: Table Meissner (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 5:33:07 ET - 2007/02/08
Seat 1: infinitus ($49.95)
Seat 2: fulldoom ($95.20)
Seat 3: HateMeLongTime ($50)
Seat 4: mgerman23 ($66.85)
Seat 5: ChuckTs ($52.50)
fulldoom posts the small blind of $0.25
HateMeLongTime posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ChuckTs [Th Ts]
mgerman23 raises to $1.75
ChuckTs calls $1.75
infinitus folds
fulldoom folds
HateMeLongTime folds
Quan691 sits down
*** FLOP *** [3s Td 7h]
Quan691 adds $25
mgerman23 bets $2.50
ChuckTs calls $2.50
*** TURN *** [3s Td 7h] [Ks]
mgerman23 bets $5.50
ChuckTs raises to $15
mgerman23 raises to $41
ChuckTs raises to $48.25, and is all in
mgerman23 calls $7.25
ChuckTs shows [Th Ts]
mgerman23 shows [Kc Qc]
*** RIVER *** [3s Td 7h Ks] [8s]
ChuckTs shows three of a kind, Tens
mgerman23 shows a pair of Kings
ChuckTs wins the pot ($102.75) with three of a kind, Tens
mgerman23: FU.CK THIS SITE
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $105.75 | Rake $3
Board: [3s Td 7h Ks 8s]
Seat 1: infinitus (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: fulldoom (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: HateMeLongTime (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: mgerman23 showed [Kc Qc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: ChuckTs showed [Th Ts] and won ($102.75) with three of a kind, Tens
mgerman23: EVERY FKING TIME
mgerman23: ABSOLUTE BULLSHT

I can't stop laughing

 

[Shoestringx]

Wait now.... do you mean that top pair with a Q kicker can be beaten????

Time to go rework my entire game

I love guys like this, always try to goad them into reloading and playing on tilt. I find comments like the following are usually good:

1. This site must be rigged, In my favor, look at all the money I have.

2. Did you know that three of a kind beat a pair?

or keep it real simple:

3. With play like that you'll lose at every site.

 

[Dorkus Malorkus]

3. With play like that you'll lose at every site.

This is bad. Let him think it's the site that's against him and not the fact he's a donk, don't tap the glass!

 

[ChuckTs]

Yup; never tap the fish tank.

I just let these guys rant and never say a word He's still sitting at the table with me, still pumping me cash

 

[pokernut]

Thanks ChuckT!

He has now been added to my buddy list for the next time I go on Full Tilt, .

 

[t1riel]

mgerman23 = the next tuff-fish