Bad players

[calibanboy]

Who is the worst player that you play against regularly, is there a name you always look for when you log onto a poker site?

Please add any stories or particularly funny hand histories of tilting/bad play below.

 

[Seneku]

Think this has to be moved to another part of the forum. Anyway, there was some dude at FTP that would raise every hand to 15-20 times the BB and if he got reraised, he would fold 95% of the time. So when I noticed him I instantly joined 4 other tables he was playing and took away about 50 bucks (5 full buyin) from him. Never seen him after that day (unfortunatly).

 

[ICMoney]

When I used to play 25nl I would search for my 85/2 friend.

He calls down with ace high and is unbluffable.

He only single-tabled though.

 

[Blazing_Saddler]

There is one guy who I look for every time. He calls raises with any rag ace. If he hits the ace he is going all the way no matter what, if he misses, and is out of position, he bets the same small amount, and folds to a re raise.

Had much fun, just have to be careful with him hitting two pairs, but the good think is he usually bets more when he hits the two pair, and re raises if out of position.

It is so great knowing exactly where you are

 

[calibanboy]

What about this fella?

pokerstars No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)
Hero ($538)
UTG+1 ($156)
MP1 ($185.05)
MP2 ($221.20)
CO =#A500AF(Numpty)/ ($160)
Button ($703.85)
SB ($594)
BB ($600)
Preflop: Hero is UTG with 7

, Q

.
4 folds, CO =#A500AF(Numpty)/ raises to $20, 2 folds, BB calls $14.
Flop: ($43) 5

, 5

, J

(2 players)
BB checks, Numpty bets $50, BB raises to $100, Numpty raises to $140, BB calls $40.
Turn: ($323) 8

(2 players)
River: ($323) 2

(2 players)
Final Pot: $323

BB has Kc Ks (two pair, kings and fives).
Numpty has Kd 2d (two pair, fives and twos).