ROFL This video is hilarious

#1 24th April 2008, 3:41 AM

Lol I was bored watching videos on youtube, so I find this video and while watching it I seriously fell out of my chair laughing at what this guy says. New players please dont listen to idiots like this. Ya my suggestion to everyone who is having a bad day or losing right now, just watch this video and you will laugh your ass of how bad and funny this is.

YouTube - Online Poker Video Tutorial Strategy for Winning Money (#1)

#2 24th April 2008, 3:44 AM

omg he is a genius, i used his strategies and im now a big winner online
ive seen all of these before yet i cant stop watching them

#3 24th April 2008, 3:45 AM

my favorite part at the beginning 63 off...lets value bet 30 because we have a pair lmao, then he goes yea this guy raised he called and then he called my bets and it was kind of a weak play. This is way to funny.

#4 24th April 2008, 3:51 AM

lmao, he said we have the back door flush, the back door straight, the back door set, and the back door runner runner set, he had me laughing there this is hilarious

#5 24th April 2008, 3:58 AM

I watched 3 minutes and can't take anymore. Min-C-betting the turn with a gutshot and an over (A8), calling a pot raise, then river bluffing 50 into a 600+ pot was just too much to continue.

#6 24th April 2008, 4:01 AM

Originally Posted by MrSticker

I watched 3 minutes and can't take anymore. Min-C-betting the turn with a gutshot and an over (A8), calling a pot raise, then river bluffing 50 into a 600+ pot was just too much to continue.

oh cmon you got to watch some more, he got a lot more tips to come hahahahaha . I can't stop laughing literally, I'm glad I found that, everytime I'm losing I will just go watch one of those.

#7 24th April 2008, 4:01 AM

lol it does seem excrutiating after a while but it gets better trust me...

#8 24th April 2008, 4:08 AM

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. This guy is so bad!
I love the part where he says that on-line, pocket aces and kings are dealt twice as often as live. EXCEPT FOR HIM!
Then folds AQ on the button after 1 limper 'cause odds are he has AK.lol.

#9 24th April 2008, 4:09 AM

Yeah this is hilarious.....the best part I watched someone (no name)play
the cardschat tournament at Bodog the same way today!
Got to love poker thinking.

Bubba24

#10 24th April 2008, 4:25 AM

OMG! He's got another one!!!
YouTube - Online Poker Pro Shares Winning Strategy (#2) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tIFWdAy-44&NR=1)

#11 24th April 2008, 4:27 AM

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life--

"Okay well we have the backdoor straight draw, backdoor flush, possible backdoor two pair draw....but im gonna 'LET HIM STEAL THIS ONE'

The Q7!!! "Inducing a bluff"--so he can instacall he says. I've had a rough week of classes, and about to head to bed...this video just made my night.

#12 24th April 2008, 4:37 AM

The first hand says it all. Minimum betting, minirasing and with bottom pair no less, Then, he attemtps a "value bet" with it.

#13 24th April 2008, 4:42 AM

Originally Posted by Four Dogs

OMG! He's got another one!!!
YouTube - Online Poker Pro Shares Winning Strategy (#2) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tIFWdAy-44&NR=1)

oh ya there is about 15 of em, so if any of you are bored, this is some good stuff lol

#14 24th April 2008, 5:48 AM

I like Bucklox (something like that - fat white kid). He and toughfish (I think is it) are my favorite poker video trainers...

Edit:

BucKLoX
BucKLoX Throws some D'zzz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa-DxhsWjsM) <--- This one rocks, watch it
Poker Lesson #3 - Isolate with your Monsters (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqRjPysjC6A&feature=related)

TuffFish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnHr17-fFQM&feature=related
TuffFish **** me to tears! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDn95xFQbaY&feature=related)

#15 24th April 2008, 5:56 AM

Originally Posted by The Shrog

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life--
The Q7!!! "Inducing a bluff"-.

LMFAO after the Q7 hand he says

" you guys see what I did there? that's a pretty advanced play and I'm not sure it's best to be umm.. to be you know showing that to you guys, because quite frankly I'm not sure you guys can understand ummm... what was going on there"

LMFAO now that part made me cry

#16 24th April 2008, 6:29 AM

I loved the Title: Online Poker Video Tutorial Strategy for Winning Money (#1)

What really got me and I had to go back and see if my eyes were deceiving me, he folded AK UTG with only 255 chips left and said he had to pick his moment...QK3 flopped lmao

Edit: OMG he folded AQ on the button for 40 chips and said see he had AK and it happens all the time he's not fooled by the online sites lol

#17 24th April 2008, 1:48 PM

As well as being a hopeless player,this guy must have the most boring voice on the planet!

#18 24th April 2008, 3:22 PM

The sad part is … he is part of a majority not the minority of online poker players

#19 24th April 2008, 4:58 PM

Originally Posted by crockofdoom

As well as being a hopeless player,this guy must have the most boring voice on the planet!

You haven't seen 'em all yet, I wanted to sanitize my PC Display after this one

If you do nothing else today, watch this one.

BTW he has over 20 of these "training videos"!

Online Poker Startegy (#20): Erections and Poker

YouTube - Online Poker Startegy (#20): Erections and Poker (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=670Qe3zO884&feature=user)

#20 24th April 2008, 5:09 PM

This guy is absolutely hilarious. *Obviously* this isn't serious and meant for comedy, but I love how he's deadpanning everything to make people think that "oh it just might be true" ... brilliant comedy.

#21 24th April 2008, 9:11 PM

I just watched the Erect Penis Wunder Blüff video. There is now no question that this is a joke. In a strange way, I'm a little disapointed.

#22 24th April 2008, 9:18 PM

^^ i would have loved to play with someone that bad
he play 200nl and 100nl when not making these vids so he has some skill

#23 25th April 2008, 3:16 AM

Hahaha funny stuff...

"We have to look for our spots"... (folds AK per-flop) lol

It's just as funny to see some of the comments there thinking he is serious. It has got to be a joke even though he did a good job trying to make it not look like a joke.

#24 28th April 2008, 1:56 AM

Haha what's funnier is that you guys think he's being serious.

I don't think people are realizing this is supposed to be funny for entertainment purposes.

"4 hands into the tournament and we've lost a third of our stack...its called variance for a reason.."

#25 28th April 2008, 2:03 AM

Did not read the rest of the topic:

Wow....he is amazing!

#26 28th April 2008, 9:46 PM

Can anyone read the name on the video? Looks like xxxx boat. I'd love to OPR or shark scope him.

#27 28th April 2008, 9:49 PM

i believe it is - water boat

#28 28th April 2008, 10:10 PM

Lasted about 3 mins as well 'lets try a bluff' he says as he bets 50 in 600 pot lol

'You have to make everyone re-act to you' we are, don't you worry, we are lol

#29 28th April 2008, 10:18 PM

Sorry for bein ignorant guys...but BuckLox...whats goin on here...

#30 28th April 2008, 10:41 PM

Water Boat. That's it.

OPR at Full Tilt is 88.42%. Not horrible. Actually has a positive ROI of 8%. ITM 18%. Avg. buy-in $4.00 lol. He's up 50 bucks after 151 MTT's. Looks like his biggest cash ever is only $181. Nothing to brag about to be sure, and certainly not good enough to take advice from. I read a couple of his posts on the Full Tilt Poker forum. Thinks he's hot shit.

#31 29th April 2008, 11:48 AM

lol "im going to bluff him so il bet the minimum!
how is he winning money??

#32 30th April 2008, 1:49 AM

Originally Posted by mattsat

lol "im going to bluff him so il bet the minimum!
how is he winning money??

Simple. He's only up $50. He's got 1 $180 win. Take take away and he's a $130 loser over 150 tournaments. He sucks and he got lucky.

#33 30th April 2008, 2:07 AM

... and this guy. Absolutely bizarre. It almost seems like we must not be looking at the same cards that he is!

He sure delivers it dead-pan.

#34 1st May 2008, 1:29 AM

LOL. Okay sorry people, I just couldn't resist myself. Enjoy for a laugh

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#35 1st May 2008, 6:26 AM

about to watch it right now icemonkey

ROFL This video is hilarious

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