Dolly Parton and the Queen both die at the same time , and end up at the pearly gates together.Gabriel says "Ladies , we have a problem and only one of you can enter the gates"
"So, I need to have you tell me why you deserve to go through "
Dolly jumps in front of the Queen and rips her top off and says to Gabriel
" Look at these great breasts,God will be able to gaze on them for eternity."
The Queen calmly gets a water bottle from her purse , drinks it all at once and then promptly goes to the washroom, pees and flushes the toilet.When she comes out , Gabriel says , "Well , that settles it , the Queen can go through the gates today. Dolly you need to wait."
Dolly is all upset and says " Whats with that , she pees and gets to go to heaven ? My breasts are more beautiful then that !"
Gabriel says , "Well we all know that a Royal Flush beats a pair of AA's , no matter how nice they are"