Poker jokes and aphorisms

[Jockerist]

Dear friends, let us here to post jokes and humorous aphorisms about poker.




"Poker can be compared to making love: if you don't have a good partner, you need to have a strong hand."

 

[Edison A]

Poker

😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Edison A]

Poker

😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[great_young]

Chuck Norris won the world series of poker using Pokemon cards.

 

[godblessiraq]

The best casinos have a bar in the front of the casino and the poker room in the back of the casino.

 

[Bev]

Dolly Parton and the Queen both die at the same time , and end up at the pearly gates together.Gabriel says "Ladies , we have a problem and only one of you can enter the gates"
"So, I need to have you tell me why you deserve to go through "
Dolly jumps in front of the Queen and rips her top off and says to Gabriel
" Look at these great breasts,God will be able to gaze on them for eternity."
The Queen calmly gets a water bottle from her purse , drinks it all at once and then promptly goes to the washroom, pees and flushes the toilet.When she comes out , Gabriel says , "Well , that settles it , the Queen can go through the gates today. Dolly you need to wait."
Dolly is all upset and says " Whats with that , she pees and gets to go to heaven ? My breasts are more beautiful then that !"
Gabriel says , "Well we all know that a Royal Flush beats a pair of AA's , no matter how nice they are"

 

[Jockerist]

I had a good laugh. It is uplifting. Thank you.

 

[betty the rake]

that was funny thanks for posting