Makwa
Undesirable Predator
Silver Level
In keeping with Dusty's take on the level of play today (see last thread or so), and the fact that we will soon be seeing an influx of new players IMHO, here is a first draft LOL, please add or change as u c fit:
online poker will soon be available to Canadians and Americans as governments race to legalize it. Ontario, Quebec and British Columbia are three provinces that are considering legislation to open the doors to online poker rooms. Thousands, if not millions, of people who enjoy having a punt will soon be encouraged to join the fray and learn to master the world’s most popular game. Unfortunately, they are facing a learning curve that has already been scaled by thousands of schooled poker sharks, who have at least a five year learning advantage. These sharks eat fish… are you one?
1) Do you think you can play as well or better than those idiots on TV?
2) Would you have more luck learning poker than with the video lotteries at your local bar?
3) Is playing poker safer than Lotto 649?
4) Is poker a horse race?
5) Do you like coin flips?
6) Would you like to be a pro poker player?
7) Is poker a game of chance?
8) Do you think poker is a good recreational pastime on the weekends, along with a few brewskies?
9) Do you have a good sixth sense?
10) Do you have a credit card?
If you answered yes to two or more of the above questions, then you are a fish.
arty:
online poker will soon be available to Canadians and Americans as governments race to legalize it. Ontario, Quebec and British Columbia are three provinces that are considering legislation to open the doors to online poker rooms. Thousands, if not millions, of people who enjoy having a punt will soon be encouraged to join the fray and learn to master the world’s most popular game. Unfortunately, they are facing a learning curve that has already been scaled by thousands of schooled poker sharks, who have at least a five year learning advantage. These sharks eat fish… are you one?
1) Do you think you can play as well or better than those idiots on TV?
2) Would you have more luck learning poker than with the video lotteries at your local bar?
3) Is playing poker safer than Lotto 649?
4) Is poker a horse race?
5) Do you like coin flips?
6) Would you like to be a pro poker player?
7) Is poker a game of chance?
8) Do you think poker is a good recreational pastime on the weekends, along with a few brewskies?
9) Do you have a good sixth sense?
10) Do you have a credit card?
If you answered yes to two or more of the above questions, then you are a fish.
arty: