Help with my new hold'em program

[Poker Orifice]

Hole-ee f.uc.k! get a whole'd of yourself.

Whole cards beat half cards. That much should be clear.

However, if the whole card falls on the ground, and the players are at the bar, can the half card still be heard.....

No wait,.....

If the whole card splits, and no one bets, can the whole card be...

no wait...

if the half card gets in a hole..

no wait...

how many cards could a whole care hole if a whole card could hole card...

no wait.......


uhhhhh.



whole in one is when..


uhhh


wait............


..


got me, I really am not sure....

 

[fletchdad]

We will miss you mike, a hole lot........







no, wait................

 

[JCgrind]

lmfao +1

Whole cards beat half cards. That much should be clear.

However, if the whole card falls on the ground, and the players are at the bar, can the half card still be heard.....

No wait,.....

If the whole card splits, and no one bets, can the whole card be...

no wait...

if the half card gets in a hole..

no wait...

how many cards could a whole care hole if a whole card could hole card...

no wait.......


uhhhhh.



whole in one is when..


uhhh


wait............


..


got me, I really am not sure....

 

[naruto_miu]

This thread just keeps on getting better...And some how Mike Smith got banned (Which I don't understand the reason for it), could it be because of sheer stupidity alone?

If that's the case then Mike Smith you take the thread of the year awards for making me laugh with your W/E it was that you were asking (Which I still have no clue about TBH)..

Fletchdad takes the post of the year with his down right hilarious comment

and I just want to say I love this thread (Plz if Mike smith is banned I vote to reinstate him because what other magical ideas could he possibly come up)? with

 

[Poker Orifice]

(Plz if Mike smith is banned I vote to reinstate him because what other magical ideas could he possibly come up)

agreed!
Who knows what could've been?

 

[Big_Rudy]

This thread just keeps on getting better...And some how Mike Smith got banned (Which I don't understand the reason for it), could it be because of sheer stupidity alone?

If that's the case then Mike Smith you take the thread of the year awards for making me laugh with your W/E it was that you were asking (Which I still have no clue about TBH)..

Fletchdad takes the post of the year with his down right hilarious comment

and I just want to say I love this thread (Plz if Mike smith is banned I vote to reinstate him because what other magical ideas could he possibly come up)? with

There were a couple of posts that WVH deleted that just went way, way over the line with derogatory comments. Don't see him getting un-banned any time soon.

 

[Tammy]

And some how Mike Smith got banned (Which I don't understand the reason for it), could it be because of sheer stupidity alone?

If that's the case then Mike Smith you take the thread of the year awards for making me laugh with your W/E it was that you were asking (Which I still have no clue about TBH)..

You didn't see the comment that was edited. Like that looser Rudy said, it was beyond over the top, and absolutely not tolerated. Just be happy that WVH didn't nuke all his posts.

 

[Big_Rudy]

.... Like that looser Rudy said....

:hello:

 

[Tammy]

Looser.

 

[beardyian]

i wonder what his program was going to be called? - 'Looser Poker'?

 

[WVHillbilly]

Just be happy that WVH didn't nuke all his posts.

I couldn't do that, I wasn't done making fun of him yet.