Names for Hold 'em hands...

[belladonna05]

J8 the jeffrey dahmer

 

[JAMILE1]

Full Employment - The starting hand Jack 4. Named full employment because if you play Jack 4 you'll always have a day job.

Flat Tire - Jack and Four suited or not. As in, "If you have a flat tire, it's what you use the jack "four". Also known to deflate bad player's stacks.

Forking Idiot - The hold'em starting hand of Four-King (4K).

 

[HustlinIreland]

QQ - Pocket Bitches/Whores

 

[jeffred1111]

Can't believe nobody has spoken of JKo: the bachelor's hand. Because, all you have is jack/king off (read it out loud and you'll understand).

 

[dj11]

Dreamt this last night

67 - lug nuts. Terrible when you flop a wheel with your A2, and find it falls off cause you didn't have the lug nuts.

67 - Summer of Love, and I didn't get enuf.

 

[vanquish]

89 = threesome
45 = jordan?

 

[stormswa]

I think all names for poker hands are dumb.

 

[molly dolly]

3-8 off suit black 3 red 8 the earnhardt hand

 

[Dennis C]

This is like the thread started over a year ago on the same subject, but with better response. So I have to throw in my personal favorite, that I came up with.

2-6 os The Lummpy Dummper.

 

[Sammyv1]

J-2.... J Lo