Funniest story playing poker

[swannymojo]

Alot of funny/bizzare things happen around the poker table. I'm curious to hear yall's best story...heres one of mine.
2 years ago i'm san jose playing 3/5 @ casino matrix when a liberally tatted, beligerantly drunk thai man sits at my table with 5 white chips. Deep stacked shark next to him asks, "hey, you want me to chop your big chips"

he replies, "NO!! I ONLY. NEED. BIG CHIPS. BLIND...ALLIN.!!

This isn't a legal action but the dealer was new and no one had a problem with it so the move stood...

Everyone folded except for one man who was dealt qq. He calls.

Flop comes 662r.

The drunk asian man jumps from his seat and shouts "QUADS BI**CHES"! He shows the table pocket sixes...

But wait...

In his excitement he tables his cards so aggressively that his cards hit the felt so hard they richochet off the felt eventually falling to the floor.

The floor man is eventually called over and rules the man's hand dead.

The man is so shell shocked and angry (*and drunk) that grabs his 5 white chips from the pot and sprints out of the casino never to be seen again...


Anyone else have some fun stories?

 

[veritasi]

really funny story, unfortunately i don't have any stories, mostly i play online)

 

[playinggameswithu]

Couple of guys had dispute over $20 in a live knock out MTT. One of the guys got literally KOed at my table.table thought it was funny I thought it was extremely.

 

[xbronk]

I remember once I was about a year old having started playing poker I found users from the same country and had a very peculiar way of playing whenever they wanted to clean the table they said rum pope and gave him all in and the other retired that lasts hands or less 1 hour and a little more at the table with them and every time they did they won

 

[Das4ever]

One guy was telling jokes all final table and it was really funny