$100nl A lesson in 'how not to play poker'!

Jagsti

Jagsti

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Right then I'm not really looking for hand analysis here, just maybe pointing out to some how not to play poker. I come home from work last night and decided just to 2 table and play for an hour or so. Once again the play at this level is just woeful, and for once I include my self in that.

1st hand, when your beat your beat. This hand was total spew on my part. I even said to myself 'this has to be set over set' and guess what I still called :eek:.

Lesson 1 - Don't call with an overpair when you know your way behind

party poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 4 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $177.15
BB: $101
Hero (UTG): $127
BTN: $66.90

Pre-Flop: A
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A
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dealt to Hero (UTG)
Hero raises to $4, BTN calls $4, SB folds, BB calls $3

Flop: ($12.50) 9
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T
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5
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(3 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $8.50, BTN raises to $62.90 and is All-In, BB raises to $97 and is All-In, Hero calls $88.50

Turn: ($269.40) 7
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(3 Players - 1 is All-In)


River: ($269.40) 3
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(3 Players - 1 is All-In)


Results: $269.40 Pot ($2 Rake)
BB showed 9
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9
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(three of a kind, Nines) and WON $267.40 (+$166.40 NET)

Hero showed A
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A
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(a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$101 NET)

BTN mucked J
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Q
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(high card Queen) and LOST (-$66.90 NET)



Ok that was woeful with a capital 'W'. So I try to put that to the back of mind then this little hand comes a long:

Lesson 2 - Never ever slow play!

Party Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

Hero (BB): $110.55
UTG: $170.96
CO: $100
BTN: $110.98
SB: $95

CO posts $1
Pre-Flop: 9
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9
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dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG raises to $4, CO calls $3, 2 folds, Hero calls $3

Flop: ($12.50) 9
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5
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5
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(3 Players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $7, CO folds, Hero calls $7

So I flat call here coz I don't want to scare my customer away, and chk/raise the turn

Turn: ($26.50) 4
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(2 Players)
Hero checks, UTG checks

Damn he chks behind

River: ($26.50) Q
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(2 Players)
Hero bets $16.50, UTG raises to $90, Hero calls $73.50

Results: $206.50 Pot ($2 Rake)
Hero mucked 9
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9
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(a full house, Nines full of Fives) and LOST (-$101 NET)

UTG showed Q
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Q
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(a full house, Queens full of Fives) and WON $204.50 (+$103.50 NET)

Well I got what I deserved there by slow playing that monster.

Last hand sums up my horrendous play for the night.

Lesson 3 - Concentrate you d1ckhead.

Party Poker, $0.50/$1 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $71.58
BB: $205.70
UTG: $258.21
Hero (MP): $197.50
CO: $85.50
BTN: $105.38

Pre-Flop: Q
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Q
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dealt to Hero (MP)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $4, 3 folds, BB calls $3

Flop: ($8.50) 9
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J
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Q
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(2 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($8.50) J
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(2 Players)
BB bets $3, Hero calls $3

River: ($14.50) 6
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(2 Players)
BB bets $7, Hero calls $7

Results: $28.50 Pot ($1.42 Rake)
BB showed J
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A
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(three of a kind, Jacks) and LOST (-$14 NET)

Hero showed Q
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Q
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(a full house, Queens full of Jacks) and WON $27.08 (+$13.08 NET)


I actually misread my hand thinking on the flop I have tptk (my hand AQ). As soon as I call the river bet, I have this sudden urge to throw the laptop through the TV set. It suddenly dawns on me I had the boat. I then look at the HH and discover he had Trips.... OMG I could have gotten so much value on the river it's sick.

Here endeth the lesson!
 
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