Best & Funniest Usernames you've seen

#1 July 2nd, 2019, 6:18 PM

What are the best or funniest user names/ aliases you've seen on poker sites? Best & Funniest Usernames you've seen

I'll go first. Something I saw today

Hoo Lee Sheet (with a Korean girls avatar)

#2 July 4th, 2019, 2:01 AM

LOL,as soon as I read this , all the funny names just left my head ...
I will have to get back to you on this as I know I have seen some good ones .

I am cook2cards on PS and BCP, and because they still had that name for me in 888 , I was not allowed to use it again , and for some reason not able to recover my old account and so , not wanting to go to far off that one I did a new account with cookincards.

Simply because when i signed up for poker the first time , I was in fact cooking and playing in between.

#3 July 4th, 2019, 2:21 AM

Annoying as he'll had same problem saw post title then whilst laughing at some acc names in my head it went blank mine is PiffGardens whick is quite diff from the usual (Eastern European/south American) looking word (prob name lol) with a number or a rubbish poker pun name like :bluffinater ;aces'all'in

#4 July 4th, 2019, 6:05 AM

Originally Posted by icnbe56

LOL,as soon as I read this , all the funny names just left my head ...
I will have to get back to you on this as I know I have seen some good ones .

haha! comes back with good ones Best & Funniest Usernames you've seen

#5 July 4th, 2019, 7:46 AM

The funniest nickname I've ever met "bloody_bleffer"

the funniest nick I've found:

1. UPay4MyWeed
2. UTGwithURmom
3. cumonmyface
4.ClickMouseLoseHouse
5.2_nice_tits

Best & Funniest Usernames you've seen

#6 July 8th, 2019, 1:50 AM

Originally Posted by Alucard

What are the best or funniest user names/ aliases you've seen on poker sites? Best & Funniest Usernames you've seen

I'll go first. Something I saw today

Hoo Lee Sheet (with a Korean girls avatar)

It's got to be "CallMeFloppy" oh my word!!

When i first saw it "CallmeFloppy" posted some thing about what he would do with his new found spare time as ACR has stopped all freerolls for a short period...

Haha he went onto say he'd discovered a group of short people living in his house with him and his wife, whom the wife called "Ourkids", i could not stop laughing for a good half an hour I replied to him in this linked post...

https://www.cardschat.com/showpost5207363-post16.html

After the time limit came to edit my post i realized i could of really drawn out a good laugh for another hour by adding "I'm just going to search for the member named 'WhosYourDaddy' and ask if he knows anything about the situation going on in the home" lol

Still makes me crack up every time I think about it lol

Best & Funniest Usernames you've seen

#7 July 8th, 2019, 1:57 AM

mmmm, the issue is that the ones that I like are in Spanish. and the truth that I do not remember some funny.

#8 July 13th, 2019, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by albosaltenio

mmmm, the issue is that the ones that I like are in Spanish. and the truth that I do not remember some funny.

Agree, the same issue for me, aside from the fact that the ones I find funny are in Russian 😉

#9 July 16th, 2019, 1:10 PM

I saw once on a table with russian player named methadon76

#10 July 16th, 2019, 1:16 PM

^^^mine

#11 July 16th, 2019, 3:01 PM

I've seen a player with an interesting nikom- 1 numismatist, I like it.

#12 July 16th, 2019, 3:54 PM

I've seen some, but I forgot most of it (my memory was not very good when I was young,so... Best & Funniest Usernames you've seen

) some that I remember

Play4Pension
UPayMyTaxi
Mohamed_Allin
CheckNorris
PayStation

#13 July 16th, 2019, 6:36 PM

Lucksicle
3betjam
Justfoldit
Upaymybillz

#14 July 16th, 2019, 7:26 PM

#15 July 16th, 2019, 7:52 PM

one name that stood out was "ifartalot" .. lol

#16 July 16th, 2019, 8:01 PM

my countryman had name rupagija, something like big hole man...
and the most freaky one
i will cripple you at former poker770

#17 July 17th, 2019, 2:47 AM

Mike Oxlong
Haywood Jablomey

#18 July 17th, 2019, 4:09 AM

gneb_gneb - I looked it up a long time ago and found it was a little tropical fish...clever.

#19 October 16th, 2019, 9:03 AM

I can remember one that's called yo_momma

#20 October 16th, 2019, 10:08 AM

There is a player on ACR- "Shit"

#21 October 16th, 2019, 10:33 AM

Here are some of the funny nicknames Best & Funniest Usernames you've seen

:
ALLINMYNUTZ
harrypoker
TheFlyingDonkey
DONKEY_KONG
Snikersssman
JustCallMe

#22 October 16th, 2019, 10:47 AM

Some nicknames of Brazilian players sound funny in Russian. Probably some nicknames of Russian players sound funny in Portuguese.

#23 April 30th, 2020, 1:26 AM

Not sure about funny but maybe the Nastiest. I can't remember the abbreviations used but it was "I really have to pee" Best & Funniest Usernames you've seen

Guessits better than taking a crap.

#24 April 30th, 2020, 1:46 AM

there something that I don't pay much attention to

#25 May 1st, 2020, 4:48 AM

8========0 --

something along those lines.

#26 May 1st, 2020, 4:56 AM

Newer read another players names ..not important for me and my game. Best & Funniest Usernames you've seen

.

#27 May 1st, 2020, 5:23 AM

Zouloulo

#28 May 1st, 2020, 5:29 AM

Originally Posted by Santiman

one name that stood out was "ifartalot" .. lol

Hahaha i have seen ifart on pokerstar xD
I don't know why but it look smart fart Best & Funniest Usernames you've seen

#29 May 1st, 2020, 5:46 AM

This one gave me pause for thought:
eatUp1by1
especially after I saw this person's stats..they were scary good.

#30 May 1st, 2020, 6:02 AM

I’ll keep the link and add names. In the meantime, my nickname is kacca.

#31 May 6th, 2020, 4:54 PM

Originally Posted by Alucard

What are the best or funniest user names/ aliases you've seen on poker sites? Best & Funniest Usernames you've seen

I'll go first. Something I saw today

Hoo Lee Sheet (with a Korean girls avatar)

I used to play under the name "iamamoron"

#32 May 6th, 2020, 4:56 PM

Originally Posted by Pablo22

Mike Oxlong
Haywood Jablomey

Mike oxlong is funny as hell.
I saw someone on ACR "fartsniffer"

#33 May 6th, 2020, 5:00 PM

I'm just happy to see people using readable usernames that make some kind of sense. I hate all those cryptic names - and there are a LOT of them.

#34 May 6th, 2020, 5:04 PM

PUTIN

#35 May 6th, 2020, 8:08 PM

On vaguely funny one I've seen is dick head. I see lots of stupid ones about COVID
on stars and id be surprised if they were not made to change them ..

#36 May 6th, 2020, 8:16 PM

worst is looser . best is stupid player Best & Funniest Usernames you've seen

#37 May 7th, 2020, 2:46 PM

"SIN MIEDO69".

#38 May 7th, 2020, 4:08 PM

BilboLaggins

Dig_Bick_Poker

There are a lot of ridiculous ones on ACR

#39 July 5th, 2020, 10:55 AM

GusHansom was the one that sticks with me. He was a terrific LAG MTT player from Cereus in my kiddie bracket and judging by the stats it is probably the same guy at Stars.

#40 July 5th, 2020, 2:38 PM

The-Toilet is the name of a well know high stakes poker player (Faraz Jaka)

Wikipedia:

"Early on, with little knowledge of the game, Jaka had a habit of playing any two suited hole cards with the intent to draw to a flush. His frequent use of this play quickly earned him the nickname "The Toilet". Jaka embraced the tag, adopting it as his online alias, and the moniker has stuck ever since."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faraz_Jaka

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