My Vegas Report (just a snippet, "Biggest Tilt Job Ever")

I just posted it to my blog ... hopefully it's okay that I cross post it ... but here's a snippet from the post (there are many of these snippet in the one Vegas post) ...

The Biggest Tilt Job I've Ever Seen

While at Sahara I saw the biggest tilt job ever. It makes my rant look like play time with Barney. After my set of 8s lost to 10 7 offsuit, I didn't sweat it, I just chalked it up to stupid Vegas poker. This other guy stacks at the flop with overs with QQ and gets called by the same guy with the same hand (10 7 off)!! Sure enough this time he hits 2 pair at the turn. The guy flips out, rebuys, and stacks the next hand with A7o AIPF and was called by AKs. He lost his stack. He rebuys again (remember this is $200 a pop) and then three hands later stacks with A9 on a board of AJ6 all spades (he has none) and gets called by a made flush. Another stack gone. With that hand he screamed really weird (he had been really animated the whole time, in a funny way), and then took his Ace and ate it. Yes you read that right - he straight up ATE his card. All of us at the table looked at each other really bewildered ... I mean, what are you supposed to say or do when someone EATS his cards!? Our dealer was PISSED and he left for good.

how do you always get these stories lol, guess yuor in the right place at the right time, or the weirdest lol.......omg i can't beleive he ate it lol,the things cards will make you do lol

LMFAO :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

That would of been something to acually see!!!!!!

Hahaha, wish I could make my Fulltilt avatar eat his cards.

Nice write up or UCAP as we say in the racing world. I've seen 'better' tilt jobs at our local card room, one guy stuck $2K ($100 max buy in) was going AI blind before any cards were dealt for his last 4 stacks.

Yeah the more I think about it, the more bizarre it is. That was just so weird. By the way, he didn't swallow his card, he ate it, chewed it up, and then after a few seconds (he had walked away) came back after the dealer started screaming at him to return the card. So he took the card out of his mouth and returned the card (chewed and slimey).

haha Ice you have good stories

but man just think

i wouldnt have any idea how to react to seeing that

Hey that guy was me....

you should've asked him if he wanted a beer to go with that?

Those cards are plastic so he's pretty lucky he didn't try to swallow it as the edges would have likely caused some damage on the way through.

Did the dealer call the floor over to escort the hungry gentleman out?

That is awesome, he ate a thousand dollar Ace and didn't even get to swallow.

A. OMG, that's hilarious! :laugh:

B. Ewwwww, how gross! I don't even like to touch anything until I've washed my hands after playing cards, much less actually put one in my mouth.
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So his snack came from the a la carte menu, right ?

Basically the dealer flipped out because it's some sort of security risk if the dude takes off with a card, chewed up or not. He came back and then bolted out on his own. I agree, I can't wait to wash my hands because of the gross "DNA" and other stuff on the cards and chips.

It was okay because a really drunk nice guy sat down and told me I looked just like his Italian cousin (so I played the part of an Italian, but I am not) and he gladly donated to my Vegas bill.

I thought "all you can eat baby" was just an expression.

Brings the LOLZ

Can't imagine it would've been all that tasty either - they using plastic cards?

lmao