I'll write you one now...
Get low cards. If you get one higher than a 9,fold.
you know in theory you could go to the book shop take a photo of those ten pages on your phone upload to a computer edit until readable and then print.
Make sure no one looks as u do this though as it is technically illegal, but if it comes to it you can always try and claim your an artistic photographer trying to capture the essence of the printed text.