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ritehere
Rock Star
Silver Level
Now lets be truthful here. We all lie at the poker table, hell that's all part of the game. But what I am after is all those players out there that lie at the tables "in general conversation while not in a hand". What do you lie about? Job,marriage,player knowledge come on what?
I'll even start it out.
When: Last year at the wsop in Vegas
Where: At the RIO, while playing in the nightly mega tourney.
About what: My real job
Ok now the lie: And older lady sitting to my right asked me what I did for a living. Thinking quickly I replied.
You know those guys that strip at less than repuitable bars and other clubs.
She looking wildly at me said "Yes"
Well I wait in the parking lot for them after work and rob them and come back the next night when the ladies are stripping and spend their money like a big spender with those girls.
Needless to say: There was no more conversation between her and I. But the guy on my left sure laughed about it for the next hour.
OK YOUR TURN
I'll even start it out.
When: Last year at the wsop in Vegas
Where: At the RIO, while playing in the nightly mega tourney.
About what: My real job
Ok now the lie: And older lady sitting to my right asked me what I did for a living. Thinking quickly I replied.
You know those guys that strip at less than repuitable bars and other clubs.
She looking wildly at me said "Yes"
Well I wait in the parking lot for them after work and rob them and come back the next night when the ladies are stripping and spend their money like a big spender with those girls.
Needless to say: There was no more conversation between her and I. But the guy on my left sure laughed about it for the next hour.
OK YOUR TURN