OK. There are multiple factors to be considered.
Firstly, it is Thanksgiving next week. Now, this may not be something that you normally celebrate, but it is like Christmas eating x 5. Again, you may be saying "WTF does this have to do with me?" Well.....Americans eat a lot at Thanksgiving - even more than normal. Lots of Americans play poker. When they eat too much and play poker they fall asleep. This will result in delays at the table while the clock counts them out - resulting in fewer hands per hour.
Christmas is a time for eating and drinking. There will be Christmas parties and we all know you can't hold your beer, so there will be hours and hours lost to drunken stupors.
It is also a very romantic time, and there is every chance that your wife will be feeling that bit more.....frisky. That will definitely result in fewer hands!
This will also result in you feeling an extra need to buy that extra special gift.....lots of extra shopping in ultra-expensive jewellery stores.....even more hands missed.
So, all-in-all this does not paint a pretty picture as far as super-duper status (or whatever you call it) is concerned......sorry Rex - we are looking at an end total of about 94,367 - but look on the bright side, you'll have one helluva Christmas!!!!
Good luck, my friend - I hope you make it!