Favorite Poker Quotes

dom97

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You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run


Kenny Rogers - The gambler
 
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If you can’t spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then it’s you
 
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You can't lose what you don't put in the middle ... "Mikey Mcdermott"
 
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"We played fair: you cheated, I cheated. I was better" - from film Big Shar 1983.
 
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“Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.” -- Amarillo Slim
 
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poker is a lot like sex..... everyone thinks they are better at it than they are :)
 
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First to bet , get the pot!
 
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“If I lose today, I can look forward to winning tomorrow, and if I win today, I can expect to lose tomorrow. A sure thing is no fun.” -- Chico Marx
 
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"No matter how hard the past, you can always begin again." ~ Buddha

also: "There are only two ways to play pocket Jacks, and they’re both wrong." ~ maybe Buddha.
 
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“Poker is not a game in which the meek inherit the Earth.” -- David Hayano
 
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“The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time.” -- General David Shoup
 
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“Forget about a chip and a chair; give me a hand and I’ll stand.” -- Warren Karp
 
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“May the flop be with you.” Doyle Brunson
 
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“Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don’t have to do push-ups.” --Penn Gillette
 
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“Omaha is a game that was invented by a Sadist and is played by Masochists.” -- Shane Smith
 
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ONE TIME

it seems like everyone has to say this at least once every tournament. You see it all the time on tv and I find myself saying it as well. Even when I'm by myself playing online I find myself saying it. LOL
 
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Sorry I can't remember who said it but When he lost a hand to a bad beat and was knocked out of the game he said "Well that was Unfortunate"

That phrase has helped my simple mind avoid any Phil Helmuth rage stirring inside of me.

I just tell myself "Well that was unfortunate" and the bad beat is in the oh well bin.

And on the rare occasion I win on a Suck Out I think to myself "Thanx for playing":ciao:
 
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Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.
 
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“No-limit Holdem: Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.” -- Tom McEvoy
 
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My favorite player quotes. *** 1.) The card is not a horse by the morning, lucky. 2.) Pass, he won't give bread. Success to you players.:D:):cool:
 
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